You Don’t Stop The $134 Million Man

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Aaron Rodgers win

The Green Bay Packers fell behind the Chicago Bears on Sunday night. They fell behind by 20 — 20-0 as I recall.

Bears fans we’re hoopin’ and hollerin’! Livin’ it up!

I fuckin’ told them — listen, you cunts — I pointed straight at QB1 — we got him. You got a sack of shit. And guess who was right?

Not a fucking Chicago Bears fan.

AR surely didn’t start hot, but he finished like an assassin. Rodgers went for 286 yards, three touchdowns and no picks. All three of those touchdowns came in the fourth quarter. They came after the Bears had a 20-3 lead. They came after all of Chicago assumed they had the game won. They came when everyone counted the Green Bay Packers and Aaron Rodgers out.

And then he just started to play. Because QB1 only needs one fucking quarter to beat Mitchell Trubisky and the shitbag Chicago Bears.

So you go ahead and sign up Khalil Mack, fucking Superman and maybe Batman. We’re still going to own you. We don’t even need four quarters of football to do so. Only one. You can do whatever you want in the first three.

Huh?

What?

Tell me more, you fucking shitstains.

Your daddy lives in Green Bay.

About The Author

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

27 Comments on "You Don’t Stop The $134 Million Man"

  1. Bob

    This game tonight shows us why the queens took Rodgers out of the game last year because he was about to show the Vikings how good he can be. Rumor has it Zimmer called MaCarthy after the game to see if the Packers would spot them 20points so the queens don’t look so bad and give them a slim chance . This is for the killer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJle7UP1OKg

  2. Gort

    Where is the serious commentary and evaluation that had been a staple of this web site?

    Now all we get are sci-fi and soft porn writers with comments that sound like the drunk that got a free ride from Lambeau Field to the Brown County jail.

    This 1 post and 1 previous comment is all there is after an epic Packers – Bears game?

    I think it is time to look elsewhere. Anybody have a recommendation?

    • The Money Mike

      Ok, let’s start the positive reviews then…this 134 million dollar man, at half, apparently they…can rebuild him.

      Mack = worth the money
      RODGERS=WORTH THE FUCKING MONEY, and reminded me of Bert
      Cobb = Welcome to the party pal
      Perry = Better late than never

      • PF4L

        Whoa whoa whoa……Bert?
        Maybe i didn’t watch the game close enough, i didn’t see Rodgers throw any interceptions.

        Rodgers, reminded me of Rodgers.

    • Cheese

      No crap hey… So Monty isn’t writing the post-game articles anymore? That was one of the things I looked forward to after a game. This on the other hand, was cringe worthy.

  3. Ferris

    I blame McCarthy for the injury. Why wasn’t the game plan from the first second of the game to get the ball out of Rodgers hands like they did in the second half? Nooooo, just rely on a suspect OL and let him sit back and get killed. Now he may be hobbled or worse. I can’t watch anymore with this asshole coaching, he’s so stupid my teeth hurt. And if you weigh 400 lbs don’t wear a hoodie that is 2 sizes too small it’s embarassing. See where Andy Reid shops for clothes and go there.

    • Lawrence Kolcz

      Speaking of Mike Mcstupid, you see what kind of a coach he is. His game plan for every game is hey Aaron throw the ball! And if Aaron had a bad day or gets hurt, he had no plan, no backup QB, no clue on how to coach a game without Aaron. Let’s face it the only reason he has a job is Aaron Rodgers. Aaron doesn’t come back pack loses the game. The only reason we have won only one super bowl, and only appeared in one super bowl with the best QB in football I’d because we have the dumbest head coach in football. In the off season we changed everyone except the most important change the head coach.

  4. Drater

    Gute needs to load up at OLB, S, and OL next offseason…I’m so done with Clay, Bulaga, McCray, HaHa ClitsnDicks

  5. Kato

    So I am thinking we arent in the clear with Rodgers knee just yet. I dont think they typically do MRIs when there is still swelling which I assume Rodgers probably had. Probably just did basic tests with manipulating the joint to feel for any looseness, as that usually will diagnose a ligament tear, but not always. And I am pretty sure you cant diagnose a meniscus tear without imaging. They might have done an x day, but again, not the most reliable method. Let’s not act like the packers doctors are perfect. Didnt they misdiagnose Charles Johnson’s knee injury a few years back and when the Browns signed him he had a torn ACL?

    • Meniscus damage would not suprise me, or maybe the hit broke loose some old scar tissue. Didn’t Rodgers say he felt popping/clicking in his knee? Hopefully at the worst Rodgers has a “procedure” and they put a bandaid on it. Rodgers mobility no matter the issue is going to be a problem for several weeks, and the Packer guards are not close to Sitton or Lang. The interior push allowed by the Current Packer interior lineman including Linsey has been and still is a huge concern with a QB that has mobility problems, let alone a mobile QB.

  6. Icebowl

    Great game. I turned it off after DeS*** tossed the ball to Mack. Turned it back on when I saw internet that #12 was back in. Glad I did.
    If it takes an injury to QB1 to motivate this group of O and D line players we’re in for a short season before he runs out of parts to injure….

  7. Deepsky

    Rodgers injury can’t be anything but bad. I think there was another player who came back into a game, played well, then we found out the next week he was going to be out for the rest of the season.

    As Rodgers said in his interview, the doctor said he can’t hurt it any worse, so get back in. Doesn’t mean he doesn’t need surgery.

  8. MM²SUCK

    Epic finish to a horribly coached 1st half by that fucking Buffoon. Trotting out the SAME PLAYS as last year, slowly developing, standard looking route tree. O-line is NOT very cohesive at all. Get Jahri Evans back NOW! MM probably “likes” McCray . . . so he went with him. Buffoon plays favorites (he always has) obvious again tonight. As someone mentioned earlier, Zook is a charlatan as well. NO GUNNER presence at all! You can still see and feel the presence of mediocrity from the useless TT picks. But more than ever McGlurpy’s lack of preparedness and game awareness really reared its’ ugly head early on. How do you not place a TE out on the right to help Bulaga in the first half? Good lord! it was awful to see the lack of adjustments (once again this year) coming from the most over-rated head coach in the NFL. Personally, they should have been in a “hurry up” offense immediately at the start of this game. Judging by the one preseason appearance by Rodgers who had to run for his life in the few series that he did play in. McGlurpy is a dolt with no capacity for seeing what needs to happen in a game. Again, Rodgers pulled this out, thus allowing this fucking buffoon to once again ride to a win on Aaron Rodgers coattails . . .

    • Ferris

      I think you like McTubO’Shit less than I do. I can’t believe nobody fired him in the tunnel after the Seattle NFC Championship meltdown……still waiting for the day he goes away…will be when Rodgers is 40 and completely used up if he doesn’t get a career ending injury before that. I’ll take Nagy right now.

      • Kato

        Nagy made a pretty poor decision going for the field goal late in the game rather than going for it on 4th down. A field goal does nothing for you in that scenario. TD from the packers wins the game regardless.

      • MM²SUCK

        Yeah FERRIS, I find him to be an arrogant, useless charlatan of a coach. I cannot stand what his ego and his coaching (actually, lack of) has done to this team. He is extremely self absorbed and keeps all of his “buddies” on board (no matter how bad they are) for as long as he can (IMO) . . . and you are so right! he WILL ride Aaron Rodgers coattails off into the sunset if he is able to. What a loss of SB appearances he has caused for Packer Nation and Aaron Rodgers. Fuck that fucking fuck . . . And Mark Murphy as well.

  9. Skinny

    Mike looked old last night. Looked out of touch. He had that I dont know what im doing look all night. Right side of OL is a disaster waiting to happen. Mack is Mack but Bulaga has been in training camp all summer and shouldn’t have gotten his ass kicked that bad. Clay is about done. One of his worst games as a pro and he was doing stupid rookie type shit on top of it. The DBs are our best group. Been years since ive seen our DBs around the ball that much.

    • PF4L

      Bulaga was in camp, but didn’t do anything except rehab.

      You are going to judge our db’s on 1 game, against the bears, against Trubisky?

      Enjoy

      • Skinny

        Yeah I am. Ive been saying it all summer. Its our best position group. The Bears get a FG and win the game on that last drive easily in any other year.

        • PF4L

          Interesting….The bears averaged 16 points a game last season. They didn’t exactly execute scoring drives (easily) on a regular basis. Much less game winning drives, but ok.

  10. PF4L

    Great game to watch. but i’ll say it again. We beat them by 1 point, and needed everything to fall into place and a miracle quarter by Aaron Rodgers to do it.

    The Packers were at home against Trubisky, and his 5 win team. It shouldn’t have been that hard of a game. But i get it, enjoy it, it was cool to watch the 4th quarter. But not every team will be that inept in the 2nd half the game the way the bears were.

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