Well, there you go Chuckles.
The Green Bay Packers fell to Jon Gruden’s Oakland Raiders 13-6 in a game that was pretty much unwatchable.
First of all, most starters were sitting for the Packers. So you get a Brett Huntley-led offense.
Hundley threw for 78 yards and put up three whopping points. Solid, bro.
Backup DeShone Kizer threw for for 93 and also put up three points. I mean, just all-around solid QB play for the Packers.
But hell, who cares?
The only thing worth watching in this game was singular. It was watching first-round pick Jaire Alexander intercept an underthrown ball and then wrestle it away from the receiver, who seemed to want a piece.
Unfortunately, we didn’t get to see the guy on punt returns. The Packers had none.
As for other standouts, you know I like me some Reggie Gilbert. Put up four tackles and added another sack to his preseason tally. This guy is going to be someone to watch in the regular season.
Also, I am just going to say his name because it might be the only time it’s said. Greer Martini.
Greer Martini. Who the hell is this guy? Don’t know, don’t care. But his name is fucking Robert Paulson. Shit, no, it’s Greer Martini, which is even better and that dude had three tackles. Good for you, Greer Martini. I can’t believe I didn’t know a dude with that name was on the team before today.
My bad… Greer Martini.
Offensively, J’mon Moore finally caught some balls. Four for 62, albeit in seven targets.
At least the kid showed he might be able to be a deep threat at the NFL level. The most impressive catch he had was late in the game and he brought the ball in before taking a huge hit and held on. That’s league shit.
Other than that, shit. What can you say? Well, the backups on the offensive line suck balls, but what else?
Feel free to call out your boys if we missed anyone.