Should We Help Matt Hamilton?

0
Matt Hamilton

The ESPYs… let’s get our main man CUTTY! in on this one…

Jay Cutler don't care

Okay, now that that’s done, Olympic curler and unabashed Green Bay Packers fan Matt Hamilton and his team of rock sliders are up for an ESPY. Best Olympic moment or something like that.

You will likely recall Hamilton, who is from Wisconsin, trying to start a bromance with Aaron Rodgers during the games. He was somewhat successful there, getting Rodgers to tweet at him.

Hamilton is now asking Packers fans to go and vote for him and his team for this award.

Personally, I enjoy curling and I like Hamilton. However, as we learned during the games, most if not all of his teammates are dirty, stinking Minnesota Vikings fans. Two members of his team are from Minnesota. The other is from Superior, Wisconsin. We are not sure where his allegiance lies.

We do know about the two guys from Minnesota, however. Stinkings fans.

So, when you make this decision, you are helping out a Packers fan, but you are also helping out at least two Stinkings fans.

So there’s full disclosure. Choose accordingly.

You can vote for a whole mess of things here. The only other Wisconsin-related thing you can vote for is best NBA player, where the Milwaukee Bucks Giannis Antetokounmpo will surely lose to LeBron James.

If I were to vote, the two things I would be sure of is best team: Houston Astros, and best game: game 5 of the World Series.

About The Author

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

No Comments on "Should We Help Matt Hamilton?"

Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *