It’s True: Mike Pettine Looks Like Stone Cold Steve Austin

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Mike Pettine

How in the hell could we not have noticed this before? Green Bay Packers’ defensive coordinator Mike Pettine looks pretty much like Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Are they twins?

I have no idea. Maybe a brother from another mother.

But this is brilliant and spot on.

I just hope after the Packers’ defense makes a big stop, Pettine climbs up on something and pours a beer all over his face.

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Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

3 Comments on "It’s True: Mike Pettine Looks Like Stone Cold Steve Austin"

  1. cz

    sorry mord, but pretty much everyone who knew anything about pettine prior to him coming to green bay already heard that nickname for him. being a media guy, i am surprised u had no clue.
    nevertheless, daniels just repeated what was being said elsewhere for a long time.
    if you just type google before writing this revelation, u would have seen that.
    u best stay fixated on aaron rodgers.

    ps here is a stone cold reference to pettine from about the time both were popular in the press just over 4 yrs ago,

    https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/come-on-down-browns-fans-you-officially-have-a-head-coach/&ved=2ahUKEwiH2P29xfzaAhUm94MKHd_-AP04ChAWMAd6BAgAEAE&usg=AOvVaw20zF1y2nvpYnCJWVImokla

  2. Cheese

    Just because he’s bald and has a goatee doesn’t mean he looks like Stone Cold. Given the facial features I would say Pettine is more similar to Goldberg.

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