Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick Appear to Be a Thing

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If you’re interested in who Green Bay Packers’ quarterback Aaron Rodgers is boning — or possibly making his beard — then you’re in luck. This thing with race driver Danica Patrick appears to be real.

So real, that he’s met her parents.

So here’s TO, again.

“Aaron and Danica are moving fast with this relationship. Last week, Danica flew into Green Bay to see Aaron. This week, Aaron flew to Indianapolis to meet her parents. Aaron was sweet enough to fly Danica and her parents (Bev and T.J. Patrick) from Indianapolis to Scottsdale. How quaint! Already trying to get in good with the parents. Aaron and Danica got together immediately after she broke up with Ricky (wink, wink). Danica knows that her lackluster racing career is coming to an end. She has started up multiple ventures that have been slow to get off the ground. Danica has announced two final races but big surprise she has no ride. On top of that, Danica just released a book, Pretty Intense. What does Danica need? Press and a lot of it. Danica’s parents are been quite supportive of her and leaving Ricky for Aaron (or Aaron’s money). She’s found herself a golden ticket with Aaron. The apple does fall far from the tree on this one. Good luck Aaron…you are going to need it!”

So, that’s interesting. And fast.

The rumors of Rodgers and Patrick first popped up in December. That she was spotted at Chive’s with him.

This tipster also suggests two interesting things.

First, Patrick was cheating on her previous boyfriend, Ricky Stenhouse Jr., with Rodgers. Second, she’s in it for the exposure, which wouldn’t be out of the norm.

That’s exactly what Olivia Munn, Rodgers’ ex, enters a relationship for. We know that to be a fact. And you know what that lends itself to? That Rodgers is indeed gay. These are beards.

I don’t know about you, but I’d probably notice Aaron Rodgers making out with whoever in the booth next to me at a restaurant. It all just seems a little too convenient. A little too staged.

Not judging. Personally, I think he’s probably bisexual and good for him. That doubles your boning pool.

About The Author

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

22 Comments on "Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick Appear to Be a Thing"

  1. PF4L

    And when they were seen together at Chives…showing all kinds of PDA…EVERYONE, forgot there phone at home, so no one could take a picture. OR……Everyone’s battery died at the same time. Had to be one of the two.

    Right Ladies?

  2. Cheese

    “Danica’s parents are been quite supportive of her.”

    Internet journalism status quo. Who needs proof reading? Fuck it, just click send.

    • PF4L

      lol…in defense of the author, he can’t be responsible for other writers grammatical errors when he copy’s and paste material from other articles.

      Good get Monty!!

      • Cheese

        I’m aware it was taken from somewhere else. But yeah, then there’s the whole copy and paste thing. Another internet journalism status quo. Total Packers, now providing grammatically incorrect sloppy seconds from the gossip central terezowens.com. Thanks Mordecai.

  3. Mitch Anthony

    Advice to Aaron. Just let her drive. If you ever try and get into a nice performance vehicle and she’s in the passenger seat you’ll get that little – am I doing this right – thought going on in your head. We don’t need Aaron with performance anxiety.

  4. KILLER

    “Danica’s parents are been quite supportive of her” and “Aaron was sweet enough to fly Danica and her parents (Bev and T.J. Patrick) from Indianapolis to Scottsdale.”

    What do those two lines tell you? Use your reasoning. How did the site KNOW either one of those “facts”?

    The ONLY way they know is if Aaron and/or Danica and/or their agents (bing bing!) consciously and purposely let them know…. Which means this is a PR move.

    Which brings us back to: It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no, wait, it’s… it’s a… it is a beard!

  5. Stuck in Kazakhstan without a frigging paddle

    So, I have finally figured out why Rodgers (mostly) goes for the same EXACT attractive-from- a- distance-but- not-really-all-that-attractive brunette every time. He’s got an unrequited thing for Deanna Favre
    I just don’t get a superstar playing the field and going out with almost attractive women. Even if she IS a beard.

    • KILLER

      I’ve always been curious about Kazakhstan. Huge country and little is known (by me) about it. Appears on the globe as all the warmest parts of former Russia. How’d they get all the good lands? Compromising photos of Gorbachav? Isn’t that also where the Russian Bigfoot runs around?

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