Chicago Police Are Pissing on the Packers

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Green Bay Packers urinal

Well, of course! The Chicago Bears suck balls, so why not? The men’s room at Chicago police headquarters now feature Green Bay Packers urinal splash guards.

I’ve always wondered if these things don’t actually create most splash. I usually steer clear of the urinals whenever possible because I don’t like piss splashing back on me at all. That’s beside the point here, though.

Chicago police are now pissing on these.

My question is this. Are those officially licensed?

You can’t put the Packers logo on something without, A. getting their permission and, B. paying them something. So did old Ginger Gap Tooth sign off on these?

You know he’ll do anything for a buck, but I have my doubts. That means someone is going to be getting a cease and desist right quick.

About The Author

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

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