Maybe you’re getting ready to send your kid back to school. Maybe he or she needs some pencils. Well, no one with any sort of brain would buy this pack of pencils.
So I have to ask, what dipshit came up with the idea of putting Green Bay Packers and Minnesota Vikings pencils in one pack together?
Maybe it was a mistake at the factory?
Because you know that right now, those Green Bay Packers pencils are kicking those Minnesota Vikings pencils asses. There are liable to be just three pencils left by the time those packs are opened — all green.
— Jame Healy (@JameHealy) July 21, 2017