Want To See the Worst Pencil Pack Ever?

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Green Bay Packers Minnesota Vikings pencil pack

Maybe you’re getting ready to send your kid back to school. Maybe he or she needs some pencils. Well, no one with any sort of brain would buy this pack of pencils.

So I have to ask, what dipshit came up with the idea of putting Green Bay Packers and Minnesota Vikings pencils in one pack together?

Maybe it was a mistake at the factory?

Because you know that right now, those Green Bay Packers pencils are kicking those Minnesota Vikings pencils asses. There are liable to be just three pencils left by the time those packs are opened — all green.

About The Author

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

3 Comments on "Want To See the Worst Pencil Pack Ever?"


    The Viking pencils really look sharp (pun intended) (or pun untended since none of the pencils are yet sharpened). I could hardly see those other ones. The purple just totally dominated that dull gray-green.

    i’ve always found it interesting the Packers are called cheese-heads and then wear the color of the mold that grows on cheese. Not just the color, the exact shade!

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