Hey, what would you expect from an organization that has never won shit and envies the success of their NFC North rival, the Green Bay Packers?
Earlier this week, our pal Ginger Gap Tooth more or less guaranteed the Packers would be playing in the Super Bowl this year. That game will be held at the Hormel Chili Dome, the home of the Minnesota Vikings.
And sure, it would be really swell if the Vikings watched the Packers win the biggest game in the universe on their home field. Not only because the Packers are due for another Super Bowl win, but because it would probably be humiliating for the Vikings.
Then we can remind them that, hey losers, not only have you never won one of these, but we just won one where you play your games.
Well, naturally, the Vikings are talking tough.
Alex Boone when asked his thoughts on GB pres saying they will march into US Bank stadium and win Super Bowl
"Over my dead f*cking body!"
— Luke Inman (@Luke_Spinman) July 28, 2017
I’d love to see that, Alex. Your dead body laying on the field as we celebrate.
If you fail to know who Alex Boone is, that’s okay. He was signed by the Vikings prior to last season and then went on to be part of — fairly definitively — the worst frickin’ offensive line in football.
That raises the question, has Alex Boone not been dead for the past year or so?
I actually thought they had to prop him up with a piece of PVC up his ass all of last season.
It’s a good thing Sam Bradford can only throw four-yard passes because otherwise things might have gotten even uglier than 8-8.
But look, as we all know — this, THIS is the Vikings year!
And here’s a challenge for you: try to find a photo of Alex Boone where his mouth isn’t open. That’s right, just like everyone else in Minnesota, he’s a mouth-breather.