Somehow, Mike McCarthy’s Daughter Alex Noel McCarthy is Smoking Hot

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Alex Noel McCarthy, Mike McCarthy's daughter

I would like to have a look at Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy’s first wife. We know what his current one looks like… meh. We also know exactly what he looks like, which is why it’s so surprising that he had anything to do with this gorgeous specimen. Meet Alex Noel McCarthy, short for Alexandra.

This is Mike McCarthy’s daughter.

You can see the hunger in my eyes, metaphorically maybe, literally definitely. 😛 #momthemeatloaf

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I mean, it only stands to reason that Mike’s first wife must have also been smoking hot. These things don’t usually happen by accident and the words “smoking” and/or “hot” have never been used in a sentence to describe Mike McCarthy.

Not one time in history. Won’t ever happen, either.

It’s as if Alex’s mother has been almost scrubbed from history. Mike has hardly uttered a word about her and information is scant, if not nonexistent.

However, here she is on Alex’s Instagram.

HOLY BALLS, FAT MIKE!

Screw that Super Bowl win, this is the most impressive thing you’ve ever done — getting that woman to marry you!

Alex and her mother are almost carbon copies of each other.

But look, this is about Alex McCarthy, so enjoy. And yes, you guessed it — she’s an actress.

Independence is everything! But like, will you come in the water with me? 🦈🙏🏼🌊

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Yo pinky, chill brew ☕️👀

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Be bright, in like every way right? 🌟

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Friyayyy time to get dat booty poppyin y'all! 🌈🤙🏼💫

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My mom scolded me about the original caption✖️🃏✖️

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Yes we get it, the new beauty and the beast is out. 🕰🌹🛎#andreatakespictures

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YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE STRESSED IN CABO #whyyougottadomelikethatpack

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Really milking this choker trend 🍼🤘🏼💠 #iceicebaby

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You can find more of Alex Noel McCarthy here.

About The Author

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

10 Comments on "Somehow, Mike McCarthy’s Daughter Alex Noel McCarthy is Smoking Hot"

  1. Vijay Swearingen

    One pic in particular shows her daddy’s trademark disgust-face at dumbass questions being asked by the media. Huhuh… dumbass.

  2. Cheese

    TotalPackers- where they will stalk your girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, wife, ex-wife, daughter, your daughter’s friends, or any female in your life, you name it, so they can make an “article” about it and boast about how hot they think she is. Don’t worry, these women have some family connection with a Packer employee so that makes it totally “relevant” and not creepy.

    Seriously, you post a pic of MM’s daughter when she was 5 years old with her mother so you can make comments about how you think she’s too hot to be with McCarthy.

    “HOLY BALLS, FAT MIKE! this is the most impressive thing you’ve ever done — getting that woman to marry you!”

    “Mike has hardly uttered a word about her and information is scant, if not nonexistent.”
    What the fuck is he suppose to do, have a press conference about his ex-wife for all you creeps??

    She just spent a week with her mom and posts “I am sad, it really hit me when dinner time rolled around. #missyouloveyou.” Yet you try to turn it into some sort of spankfest. Get a fucking life.

  3. PF4L

    I could almost live with it, if he’d stop parading around pretending he’s a Packer fan. It’s a shame Mordi isn’t from Wisconsin. We could go out for happy hour and get to know each other. But it won’t happen, he hates Wisconsin and the people who live there.

  4. GBORNBRED

    Whatever happened to guys like Monty McMahon and Rob Born, who both used to actually write about the Packers and football-related matters on this site? Instead, it seems that all we get on this site these days is garbage like this from an L.A. hippie like Mortify Jones, who is probably just masquerading as a Packer fan to try and somehow advance his career so that he can someday become a writer for the National Enquirer.

    • PF4L

      Good point….

      If Mordi could someday get lucky and sell one of his screen plays and leave, and if Shawn, Rob, and Monty wrote more articles this place would be pretty damn cool. Then to put it over the top, Monty should ask Howard to also write. Howard has some seriously professional viewpoints and looks at things at a different angle once in awhile that i can’t help but admire.

      Overall, Shawn writes solid articles as well.

      Rob, is the sites statistician, who loves to bask in research for his articles. even when i disagree with Rob, there’s something about him and you just can’t help but like the guy.

      Monty doesn’t write as much anymore, but when he does he is rarely off base. I also like his pointed viewpoints, he doesn’t try to round the edges. I think Monty genuinely gives no fuck about what anyone thinks about what he writes, or how he writes it. You have to respect that, he does his own thinking.

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