Line Of Women For Aaron Rodgers Is Endless

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Aaron Rodgers 2015 ESPYs

Naturally, we were bound to get some updates on Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn and how they are “recovering” from their public split, now that a little time has passed.

Rodgers, it appears, is doing just fine. He was in New York for Randall Cobb’s wedding this past weekend. Prior to that, he took in The Masters and the Final Four.

And then there’s this piece by E! News. It appears Rodgers will remain in the celebrity news cycle even though he’s no longer dating an actress…

E! tells us Rodgers can pretty much have whatever he wants.

A source close to Rodgers adds that while he “loved” Munn and “the breakup was not easy,” he’s starting to pick up the pieces—carefully, of course. “The line of women he can choose from is endless,” the source insists, “but he is a pretty picky dude, especially at the level he’s at now.”

At the level he’s at now…

I suspect that statement has nothing to do with the level he’s at on the football field. But then the guy is working real hard on his image, what with the spa treatments and personal stylist.

But hey, good for him. Remember, the dude used to look like Lloyd Christmas.

Aaron Rodgers combine

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5 Comments on "Line Of Women For Aaron Rodgers Is Endless"

  1. KILLER

    Yes, the line of women he can choose from is “endless” — in a hyperbolic sort of way only. Rich and famous will get you that. Look, even Donald Trump can say that. Liar, racist, sexual harasser, likes to be peed on, vengeful, draft dodger, crooked, science denier, treasonous lackey to Putin? Sounds bad but… wait, is he rich and famous? Well, I guess we can look past those little blemishes….

    Yes, of course Aaron has a line he can choose from. Hmm, why is he not choosing one? Or four? Afraid they will make him disown his entire direct and extended family? No, wait, the family already is disowned so no fear there. Just status quo.

    The talk is already starting. Or continuing really. Time to put out that Aaron is “picky”. Gay?! Gay!? No no no no no, he is just “picky”.

    I am not anti-gay, I just don’t like being lied to over and over and I can’t respect someone who sells out his entire family (and would not even attend his favorite grandparents funeral) in order to perpetuate that deception.

    • Ferris

      Maybe you’d like him better if he beat some children. One of 8 with 5 or so women. Or had some kids he never met until the child’s funeral. Remind you of anyone asshole? You can’t respect someone like that who you used to love I’m sure…like all Viking fans did. Have fun with another year of Vikings failures, starting with the draft.

    • Just stop

      Wanna play a wacky mad lib?

      I’m not _________ but _________!
      I don’t care if ________ but _______!

      You are and you do care, or you wouldn’t be posting on TMZ lite. If you have some magical inside line on what made Arod “sell out” his family and the legion of women or men who appreciate an intelligent, handsome, wealthy, award-winning professional athlete, this site will pay you for that in blowjobs.

      Not that you’re gay, or anti-gay, or that they are or course. Just don’t look each other in the eye.

    • MizDarla

      Why does it matter whether or not he is gay or straight. He is a great quarterback. He is a Packer. What else do YOU want from him? Hmmmm?

    • Phil

      Killer: who and what are you!? Your comments about everything and everybody reek with bitter hatred for yourself! Hope you also said those things about the anti-American, Muslim butt/kisser who just left the White House, since I’m positive you are for equality.

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