How Dare You, Mark Sanchez!!

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Mark Sanchez in GQ

The gall!

That dirtbag Mark Sanchez, The Buttfumble — NACHO! — has decided he’s going to wear No. 6 with the Chicago Bears in 2017.

First of all, I CANNOT BELIEVE the Bears have not already retired the No. 6, the glorious number of all-time great, your boy, my boy, CUTTY!

Second of all, HOW FUCKING DARE YOU, NACHO!

You’ve got no right!

NACHO! is gonna back up this guy in 2017, Mike Glennon.

Mike Glennon

Look at that guy!

Do you think he’s pissing or shitting in his pants right there? Or both?

And frickin’ NACHO! isn’t good enough to start in front of a guy who pisses/shits his own pants. And yet, he thinks he’s good enough to wear the immortal No. 6?

Well, here’s what we think of that, NACHO!

Jay Cutler ass

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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

4 Comments on "How Dare You, Mark Sanchez!!"

  1. icebowl

    That was actually pretty funny. Had to scroll up to verify that it was a Monty piece.
    The pic of Glennie is a winner…

    Gonna miss Cutty, our 12th man. Poor bastard didn’t even get a farewell season tour ala Berty…

    Too bad teams don’t have option to retire visiting player’s numbers – 6 is available at Lambeau….

  2. KMK

    You need some serious meds. You are one psychotic mess for many reasons, just a few being you think Cutler is somehow worthy of a jersey retirement, the way you type like a 4 yr old having a tantrum and the very fact that you’re a Packers fan.

  3. Lisa

    Mark Sanchez has one the number six since he was a little kid. It was his father’s fire station number. Jay Cutler does NOT own the number six. Stop acting like a child. You sound ridiculous. And, by the way, referring to him as “nacho” shows what a classless act you are. Actually, come to think of it, no one cares what you think.

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