We figured this to be the case when the Minnesota Vikings signed former Oakland Raiders running back Latavius Murray on Thursday.
The Vikings have now made it official. Adrian Peterson — that child abusing dick — is no longer the Purple Jesus.
#Vikings GM Rick Spielman says on a conference call that Adrian Peterson “will be moving on.” Difficult & emotional 24 hrs for all involved
— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) March 16, 2017
And look, as much as I dislike Adrian Peterson and have made the case why the Green Bay Packers shouldn’t sign him… at this point the cupboard is so bare for the Packers at running back, what the hell!?
If you weren’t going to sign Eddie Lacy and then call him fat on his way out the door when he actually isn’t, you might as well go and do something other than hope Christian McCaffrey comes your way in the draft.
Because you need cornerbacks anyway, dipshits! And since you won’t go trade for one, I now fully expect you to draft one in every damn round of the 2017 draft!
Besides, I bet at this point, Adrian Peterson and his wounded pride would love to have a run at a title with a real quarterback. He’d probably even come cheap for that opportunity.