Our Main Man Cutty! is On His Way Out

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Jay Cutler is Jesus

Sad news today, Green Bay Packers fans. The Chicago Bears are now officially ready to snuff out the greatest era in team history — the Jay Cutler era.

Say it isn’t so!!!

No more of our main man Cutty! in Chicago?

Unthinkable! Unconscionable! Unforgivable!

How the Bears could be willing to give up the greatness that is The Cutster is beyond us.

They may never win another game.

Who might trade for Cuts McGuts? Any team that values style, intelligence and unparalleled excellence.

Hell, the Green Bay Packers would be wise to send the Bears their first-round pick to keep Cutty!

Trading or releasing Cuts, which will likely be an inevitability if the Bears can’t find a trade partner, will save the Bears $14 million in cap space.

Interestingly, Cutty! isn’t even listed on the Bears depth chart any longer. If or when Chicago gets rid of The Cutster, they will be down to zero quarterbacks on their roster.

Brian Hoyer and Matt Barkley are both unrestricted free agents. David Fales is a restricted free agent who’s only thrown five NFL passes.

Who wants to bet the Bears’ play ends up being for Tony Romo?

About The Author

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

3 Comments on "Our Main Man Cutty! is On His Way Out"

  1. PF4L

    How can the Bears get rid of him with all that potential, they don’t have anyone that’s any better amirite? Stick with what works like what we do with Ted.

    But then again, what do i know. Like Kato said…trade Rodgers, put Hundley in because he’s cheaper. Sometimes change is needed i guess. Maybe then we’d shoot right to the Super Bowl and McFatAss would finally get the respect he deserves.

    lol…Could you imagine, the bears signing Romo for like 2 years, 38 million fully guaranteed, and he’s out in week 2 getting another back surgery…lmao. Typical Bears.

    Well…if the Bears get rid of him, we had years and years and years of entertainment, thanks to Cutty. Thank you for the memories.

  2. Ferris

    Trade the Bears a first round pick but they have to start him…great idea. Our 1st rd pick will be someone from out West, that when his name is called as the pick it will be the first time anyone has heard of him.

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