Maybe it’s not cryptic at all. Maybe it’s just the type of thing bored-ass athletes post in the offseason.
We probably wouldn’t pay any attention, except this bored-ass athlete — Green Bay Packers cornerback Damarious Randall — is coming off a downright terrible season. That wouldn’t matter if he were, say, Demetri Goodson. Then we’d just expect a terrible season. But this guy was supposed to build on his solid rookie campaign. He was supposed to be the Packers’ No. 1 corner after Sam Shields went down.
Instead, he and his mates torpedoed the damn season through complete and utter suckitude.
How much can you suck?
Not as much as the Green Bay Packers’ secondary did in 2016!
Go ahead and ask Alexa that. That’s what she’ll tell you.
Everybody gon say something
I’d be worried if they said nothing…
I just learned those are some Kanye West lyrics. Why did I just learn that?
Because fuck Kanye West!
In the particular verse of this song Randall is referencing Kanye talks about fucking a chick with a bleached asshole and getting bleach on his t-shirt.
Wow. That’s some next-level lyricism!
So this post is a photo of Randall at the Senior Bowl. I don’t know, is that the last time you were any good?
Randall shouldn’t we worried about whether he’s being talked about (he is), he should be worried about why people are talking about him (he sucks) and what he can do to change the narrative (relearn how to play).