We’re all well aware of how terrible the Green Bay Packers’ cornerbacks are this year. We’re also well aware that those clowns could derail what might otherwise be a nice playoff run. And finally, we’re aware that there’s really nothing that can be done about it at this point.
Unless we start pulling guys off the street…
Rob wondered if Charles Woodson was still in shape earlier. Well, while we all love CWood, he did finish his career as a safety and probably wouldn’t be much help at corner.
Would Charles Tillman?
Unlikely, but he did just volunteer.
— Charles Tillman (@peanuttillman) January 4, 2017
Look, we get this isn’t happening and even if Tillman came back and was in shape, he’s 35. Unless your name is Darrell Green, you’re probably not playing shutdown corner at that age.
That said, we LOVE that statement.
Charles Tillman, Chicago Bears legend, wants to come play for the Green Bay Packers. And why does he want to come play for the Green Bay Packers?
Because winning a ring in Chicago was not, is not and will not be a possibility unless you — like so many Bears fans would love to do — get in a goddam time machine and go back to 1985.
I’d say 1986, but, you know — Charles Martin — AMERICAN HERO!
They should put a statue of that man on the border. Inscribe the base with these words: Your Shitdickery Will Not Fly in These Parts, FIB.