The Dallas Cowboys themselves have just given us one.
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— Dallas Cowboys (@dallascowboys) January 10, 2017
Perhaps the Cowboys don’t understand the irony of this post. Perhaps they are unaware that MOST of their fans are stupid bandwagon jumping fans who know jack shit about football.
Now, we didn’t say all, but as a whole, Cowboys fans suck.
If you were to add up all of the suckitude and douchebaggery of NFL fans, you would no doubt come away with a ranking that looks like this.
- Vikings fans
- Vikings fans
- Seahawks fans
- Cowboys fans
- Eagles fans
And lastly, just let me point out this little nugget for you.
SKIP BAYLESS IS A COWBOYS FAN!
Enough said.