Josh Sitton Made Kristen Hewitt An Honest Woman

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Josh Sitton's wife

Well, we were hoping we could bring you some photos from Green Bay Packers’ guard Josh Sitton’s wedding today. Alas, we cannot as it appears that it was a top secret affair.

Regardless, we know Sitton married longtime girlfriend Kristen Hewitt on Saturday.

Packers’ right tackle Bryan Bulaga was in the house.

So was Buffalo Bills defensive end Leger Douzable, one of Sitton’s teammates at UCF.

Had we been aware of this earlier, we might have sent over a gravy boat like we did for Cutty!, but here’s the Sitton wedding registry if you’d like to buy the happy couple something.

The real question is whether Josh cut his hair or shaved.

Who’s got photos? We want to see them!

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18 Comments on "Josh Sitton Made Kristen Hewitt An Honest Woman"

    • Nitschke's Fist

      DG
      Dude- your senseless drivel must sound good to you before you post, but let me assure you that it does not! “Speak not of what you do not know!”

      • Draymond Green

        YOUR A FAGGOT AND A MORON I AM THE REAL DRAYMOND GREEN IN THE NBA HAHA! MARK MY GODDAMM WORDS PACKERS WILL GO 9-7 AND GO ONE AND DONE IN THE FUCKING ASS PLAYOFFS GET BLOWN OUT BY THE CARDINALS 62-7 ON WILD CARD WEEKEND. THEN THE YEAR AFTER AARON RODGERS WILL HAVE FANS BURN HIS JERSEY AND THE PACKERS WILL GO 0-16. THE PACKERS WILL GO 0-16 IN 2 STRAIGHT YEARS AFTER 2016 WATCH BASTARDS. ME AND THE WARRIORS WILL GO 74-8 AND WIN THE NBA FINALS. WE WILL GET KEVIN DURANT THE RING HE WANTS. AND I WILL KICK LEBRON JAMES IN THE BALLS AGAIN AND HE WILL FLOP SO FUCKING HARD.

        I LOVE TYPING CAPITALS SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MY KEYBOARD BEING STICKY IT FUCKING IS FUCKING NOT BITCHES. HAHAHAHAHA!

        File under: THE GREEN BAY PRETENDERS WILL BE THE NEW NAME THIS SQUAD IS NO LONGER CALLED THE PACKERS. THEY ARE NOW THE GREEN BAY PRETENDERS.

  1. Abe Frohman

    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.
    — ABRAHAM LINCOLN

  2. Tucson Packer

    All the best wishes to Josh and his now wife. It’s good to see that this is already a long term relationship and its not his first few years in the league and overall this decision was obviously not a rushed one. Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Sitton!

    • Tucson Packer

      Hahaha, yes, I was just reading that on the way into work. I am sure while being arrested and going through this, the REAL DRAYMOND GREEN’S upcoming court hearing, his first priority will be to come to this website, like he just obviously has been doing, and continue to troll about the biggest thing on his mind, balls. Or as he would say, “BALLS!” because he likes ’em big.

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