I’ll tell you one thing. Minnesota Vikings’ failure will NEVER, EVER get old.
Oh, please, Vikings fan, tell me how you’re going to the Super Bowl this year! Please make an argument to demonstrate to me how all of your players are all-time greats! Please throw in a “fudge Packer” burn so I remember how awesome you are!
Yes, for forcing us to endure your mouth-breathing stupidity for another season, this is what you get.
All of us, giddily laughing when your shitbag team goes down in flames once again. Enjoy that division title, assholes!
And with that, I give you the gift that keeps on giving. Minnesota Vikings’ failure.
the emotional roller coaster of a Vikings fan 😶 pic.twitter.com/0vZNdReaRY
— laura larson™ (@lauralarson2) January 10, 2016
Did you get that selfie?
@jtomanek diehard Vikings fan pic.twitter.com/UKbWIo9QsI
— Adam Thompson (@thompsonracing3) January 10, 2016
@dpshow Worst day of my life…. pic.twitter.com/7JAO1P354D
— Daryll Schmitz (@daryllschmitz) January 10, 2016
Don’t worry, there will be many more to come so long as you keep wearing that hideous purple thing.
The life of a Vikings fan right now pic.twitter.com/iiEPei8Jev
— ßrendan ßaker (@Brendan_Baker9) January 10, 2016
And finally…