That place is Detroit, home of Lions safety and all-around genius Glover Quin.
He had this to say after hearing that the Green Bay Packers would lose receiver Jordy Nelson for the season with a torn ACL.
“I hated Jordy got hurt, but in my beliefs, and the way I believe, it was — God meant for Jordy to get hurt,” said Quin. “So if he wouldn’t have got hurt today, if he wouldn’t have played in that game, if he wouldn’t have practiced anymore, and the next time he walked on the field would have been opening day, I feel like he would have got hurt opening day.”
Praise Jeebus!
Jeebus know all! Jeebus say Jordy hurt, den Jordy hurt!
Somehow, some people thought that statement was ignorant.
Glover Quin says God intended for Jordy Nelson's injury; part of a plan. Which leads me to believe God planned for Glover Quin to be a dolt
— Jeff Pearlman (@jeffpearlman) August 24, 2015
Glover Quin is a moron. And infuriating. The poor turf at Heinz Field is what made Jordy Nelson get injured. Not God. Can't believe people.
— Brian Baumgartner (@BBBaumgartner) August 24, 2015
And others fired back.
https://twitter.com/RuntDaddy/status/636012967604064256
Somebody ask @GloverQuin27 if God meant to make the @Lions the only #NFC team never to play in the #SuperBowl. http://t.co/g5buNieyhu
— Gary Miereanu (@SuperPRGuy) August 24, 2015
Yeah! Sick burns!
Also funny because they’re true.
The Lions and Glover Quin will never win shit.