It happens once a year, but the day came a little early this year. I’m not talking about Christmas, although I might as well be. No, it’s that other magical day — the one where the Chicago Bears implode.
The Bears lost 27-14 to the Miami Dolphins on Sunday. At home.
Our main man Cutty! managed only 190 yards passing and also chipped in a pick and two fumbles, but to be fair it was a pretty craptacular effort all around by the Bears. And so, at 3-4 (and 0-3 at home), the Bears’ season is pretty much over.
And what do losers do when they realize they’re losers and no longer have anything more to play for? Why, they point fingers and fight amongst themselves like school children!
Much like the Chicago Bears did after their game on Sunday.
Things got ugly in the Bears locker room. Players were yelling and pulled apart. Brandon Marshall ranted and Kyle Long ripped the fans.
— Chris Emma (@CEmma670) October 19, 2014
What exactly Marshall said is unclear, but we know he ripped both Cutty! and kicker Robbie Gould.
We do, however, know what Long said. He was angry because the team’s shitty fans were booing them after they fell behind 14-0.
“I don’t know if upset is the word I would use,” Long said. “As somebody that is blood, sweat and tears in this locker room like the other guys, the coaches, the trainers, the staff and the equipment guys, to be getting booed at home when you’re walking off the field down two possessions is unacceptable — especially when there is not a lot of noise being made on third down [when Miami had the ball], period.”
Mmmmm… poor baby. Perhaps if your team wasn’t such a piece of shit then your piece of shit fans wouldn’t pause from stuffing sausage in their fat gullets to boo.
Anyway, remember when they were planning that championship parade in Chicago back in July?
Chicago Bears: July Champions!