Minnesota Vikings shitbird Adrian Peterson turned himself into police in Montgomery County, Texas on Saturday morning.
He has, of course, been indicted on charges of reckless or negligent injury to a child. His child.
And of course, he was all smiles in his mugshot.
I don’t know about you, but to us that smile says one of two things. 1. I am one dumb motherfucker, or 2. I am so filthy rich that I can do whatever I want and my high-priced attorney will get me off.
Maybe both.
What’s more interesting is this isn’t the first time Peterson has been arrested. Hence, that’s not his first mugshot. What did he look like in his last mugshot?
Pretty much exactly the same.