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The Premier and Resulting Delay of Our Vitriol

Would You Rather

We’ll be delayed in calling out the Green Bay Packers for their terrible play this evening, but there’s a damn good reason — the premier of Would You Rather.

Greatest Thursday Q&A Ever!

Per usual, we will not understate things. Today, the fine folks at Pocket Doppler (which, if you like this site, you will also probably like their site) featured Total Packers in their Thursday Q&A, which has been widely hailed as the greatest of its kind (by me and my cronies). In it, I discuss the […]

Total Packers 2-Minute Drill

The guys over at Lexy were kind enough to let my dumb ass be the guest on their latest 2-Minute Drill, which of course focuses on the finest team in all of professional sports – the Green Bay Packers. We talked about the draft, Aaron Rodgers, the Packers’ defense, Lord Favre and the rest of […]

Total Packers: Top 100 Blogs for NFL Fans

foresnsic science

We know we’re awesome. I mean, there are thousands of pissed off Minnesota Vikings fans to prove it. But hey, other people are starting to take note of our awesomeness, which is really just a reflection of the Green Bay Packers. Enter The Forensic Science Technician. I have no idea what this site has to […]

We May Have Found Our Newest Total Packers Girl

Here at Total Packers, we pride ourselves on enjoying the finer things in life – Green Bay Packers football, a properly made Old Fashioned, not being from Minnesota, hot broads, etc. And so, whenever we can incorporate one of our outside interests into talking about Green Bay Packers football, we’re more than happy to do […]

Total Packers Gear is Here!

Yes, it’s true. Now you, Green Bay Packers fan, can finally wear something that captures the essence of this very site. Take a look. Photos are linked. These come in men’s and women’s, all sizes and you can choose colors. Visit the store, here.

Join Us on Packer Transplants, Tonight

Wilde

Please join us on Packer Transplants, tonight, where the guest will be long-time Green Bay Packers beat writer Jason Wilde of ESPN Milwaukee, and yours truly. Actually, Wilde will be the guest on the live broadcast and I will be the guest panelist on the live blog, so you don’t have to listen to me […]

Total Packers is Now on Google News

We’ve reached several milestones here at Total Packers as of late. Traffic has been consistently increasing, mostly because people like you keep coming back to read nonsense that comes out of our mouths. That’s awesome, and we sincerely thank you for reading. I’m not really one to toot my own horn because really, who cares […]

Bengals 31, Packers 24 – Observations and Opinions

Chad Ochocinco Lambeau Leap

To quote The Jeffrey Lebwoski, the plan has crashed into the mountain. More painfully one sided than the close score suggests, yesterday’s Green Bay Packers’ 31-24 defeat to the lowly Cincinnati Bengals exposed more weaknesses and vulnerabilities for the Packers. The Packers’ offensive line play was even shakier than last week and aside from a […]

The Total Packers Manifesto

Earlier this week, a reader of Total Packers questioned our credibility because we use what some people would consider colorful language. At first, I was taken aback. I worked in the newspaper business as a reporter for several years. I’ve worked at two magazines in various editor and eventually, publisher and vice president, positions. But […]