Posts tagged Zygi Wilf

Vikings Owner Zygi Wilf: Clearly Insane

Zygi Wilf

Minnesota Vikings owner Zygi Wilf has high hopes for his 2012 squad. Unfortunately, he’s the only one. Check out what Zygi expects from the Vikings this season.

Parcells Will Not Be Coming Out Of Retirement For Vikings Or Anyone Else

Bill Parcells

The Minnesota Vikings were hot after Bill Parcells, but, like everything else they do, the Minnesota Vikings failed. Parcells, who was apparently only considering the New Orleans Saints, will not be coming out of retirement. Too bad.

Check Out Zygi Wilf’s New Pad [Photos]

The Minnesota Vikings may be the biggest pile of shit organization in the NFL, but owner Zygi Wilf is still raking in the dough. How do we know? He just dropped $19 million on this Park Ave. apartment. Here’s a look.

Rush Limbaugh Could Move Vikings To L.A.?

It’s only speculation at this point, but conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh could be a viable candidate to buy the Minnesota Vikings. The catch is Limbaugh would probably relocate the team to Los Angeles. The Vikings are trying to get the state of Minnesota to cough up money for a new stadium and they haven’t had much luck yet.

Minnesota Vikings: Pants Optional

We’re going to presume this is Minnesota Vikings owner Zygi Wilf’s right hand man, even though he’s standing to his left. We’re not really sure they know the difference between right and left in Minnesota, anyway. Maybe this dude had his pants stolen by coach Brad Childress. He is staring a hole through the back […]

Don’t Let The Door Hit You In The Ass On The Way Out, Brad

Unless the Minnesota Vikings inexplicably go on a roll and rip off a few victories in a row, it seems increasingly likely coach Brad Childress will be canned before the season is over. Of course, considering Childress is one of the biggest idiots on the face of the earth, that’s bad news for the rest […]

Stadium-Hungry Vikings Whore Out Jared Allen

The Minnesota Vikings are getting aggressive in their crusade for a new stadium. Team owner Zygi Wilf met privately Thursday with state lawmakers at St. Paul’s posh University Club to discuss possible stadium bills, while Jared Allen spent that evening being, well, Jared Allen. The defensive end/attention whore/douche bag has become something of a poster […]

Brett Favre Update: Day 576

Brett Favre

As you know, we really love writing about Brett Favre this time of year, instead of the Green Bay Packers, but I would be remiss if I didn’t at least mention what has (or has not, depending on who you’re reading) gone down since Friday. First, you may recall the seemingly conflicting reports from last […]

Vikings’ Fat-Ass Drug Abusers Will Play Sunday

Pat Williams and Kevin Williams

It’s official. The Minnesota Vikings’ two-tons-of-fun defensive tackles, Kevin Williams and Pat Williams will play this weekend after a federal judge blocked the NFL from suspending the twin tubs of lard. Williams and Williams – not be confused with Johnson & Johnson – tested positive¬†for a banned diuretic in the dietary supplement StarCaps back in […]