Posts tagged Randy Moss

So Long, Percy Harvin

Percy Harvin

The Minnesota Vikings have traded receiver Percy Harvin to the Seattle Seahawks for a bunch of draft picks. Mark Seattle down for the Super Bowl now.

Best of Super Bowl XLVII

Ed Reed

Super Bowl XLVII pretty much sucked in the grand scheme of things, but there were some good moments. Here are the best of Super Bowl XLVII.

Randy Moss is Greatest Receiver Ever, According to Randy Moss

Randy Moss on media day

Someone said something stupid during Super Bowl media day. You’ll be surprised to know it was Randy Moss, who says he’s the best receiver ever. The best, Jerry! The best!

Guess What Michael Crabtree Did After 49ers Beat Packers

Michael Crabtree

San Francisco 49ers receiver Michael Crabtree went out and celebrated his team’s win over the Green Bay Packers in an allegedly repulsive way. We’re sure Randy Moss was involved.

Eight Years Ago Today, Randy Moss Did This

Randy Moss moon

Never forget, Green Bay Packers fan. Even though he’s now with the San Francisco 49ers, Randy Moss is and always will be a turd. Here’s one of his finest Minnesota Vikings moments.

Packers vs. 49ers: What to Watch For

Marshall Newhouse

Here’s our preview of the Green Bay Packers vs. the San Francisco 49ers, including the need to know and the what to watch for.

Chilly! Discusses Randy Moss Vomit Incident

Brad Childress

Former Minnesota Vikings coach and pedophile Brad Childress doesn’t think too much of Randy Moss. Childress decided to take a public shot at Moss today. Real mature.

Now You Can Laugh At Minnesota Vikings Disastrous 2010 Season All Over Again

Brad Childress and Brett Favre

There’s not much we enjoy more around these parts than making fun of that joke of an organization known as the Minnesota Vikings. Their debacle of a 2010 season was fitting for so many reasons and frankly, it couldn’t have happened to a greater group of people. Thanks to Fly Over Entertainment, we’ll soon be able to relive the Vikings’ 2010 season in all its glory.

It’s Time Aaron Rodgers Entered The MVP Conversation

Aaron Rodgers

It would be a lot easier to make this argument if the Green Bay Packers had beaten the Atlanta Falcons on Sunday, but it’s nonetheless time Aaron Rodgers entered the MVP conversation. Rodgers has been nothing short of spectacular over the Packers’ last three games. In fact, he’s carried a Packers offense that has little-to-no […]

Everyone Hates Brad Childress

It’s a sad, sad story over in Minnesota… Wait a second. Nope. It’s fucking hilarious! A laugh riot! A true sign that the scumbags of the world eventually always get their just desserts! If you haven’t heard by now, trouble is afoot in the Minnesota Vikings organization, also known as the dregs of the NFL. […]

Don’t Let The Door Hit You In The Ass On The Way Out, Brad

Unless the Minnesota Vikings inexplicably go on a roll and rip off a few victories in a row, it seems increasingly likely coach Brad Childress will be canned before the season is over. Of course, considering Childress is one of the biggest idiots on the face of the earth, that’s bad news for the rest […]

Midseason Awards: Total Packers Edition

We gave you the midseason awards: other people’s edition yesterday and we also told you what we thought about midseason awards. The best word to summarize would be this one: indifference. However, we promised you our midseason awards at some point, and here they are. The difference between our midseason awards and other people’s are […]

Hitler Is Angered Over Randy Moss’ Release

You’ve probably seen this video in one incarnation or another, but the most recent one is definitely one of the best. In it, Adolph Hitler finds out Randy Moss has been released by the Minnesota Vikings. His anger is palpable. His plan of action is less predictable, but absolutely hilarious. Thanks to Doug for sending […]

Bandwagon To Can Brad Childress Gaining Momentum

We had a collective chuckle last season when the Minnesota Vikings decided to give coach Brad Childress a contract extension through 2013 and a salary greater than $4 million, annually. Now, there’s a growing movement that the idiot organization should fire the idiot coach after a 2-5 Vikings start, marred by infighting between quarterback Brett […]

As The Season Continues Its Downward Spiral, Vikings Waive Randy Moss

The Minnesota Vikings have reportedly waived receiver Randy Moss, whom the team acquired in a trade with the New England Patriots in early October. Moss caught one pass in Sunday’s loss to the Patriots and after the game he questioned the Vikings’ strategy and coaching staff. According to Michael Lombardi, Moss didn’t return with the […]

The Brett Favre Curse Is Broken

Brett Favre

The Green Bay Packers finally pulled out a close game and in doing so, ended the curse of Brett Favre, beating the Minnesota Vikings 28-24. The Packers sit in a tie with the Chicago Bears atop the NFC North with the Chicago Bears at 4-3. Although the Packers defense gave up plenty of yards — […]

Vikings Get Moss For Third-Round Pick, Packers Keep Thumb In Ass

Randy Moss

Well, that was easy enough. In the span of 24 hours the Green Bay Packers watched the running back everyone said they needed get traded to Seattle for a fourth-round pick and the receiver they were too stubborn to acquire in 2007 get traded to their arch rival for a third-round pick, moving at least […]

Vikings Reportedly Close To Acquiring Randy Moss

After failing to land Vincent Jackson earlier this season, the Minnesota Vikings may now get the playmaker they’ve lacked in the passing game this season. Per Jay Glazer, the team is close to reacquiring receiver Randy Moss from the New England Patriots. The deal is reportedly contingent on Moss working out a new contract with […]

Don’t Be Surprised Packers Fans Turned on Favre

Brett Favre retirement

It was a match made in football heaven. Scrappy blue-collar small town meets scrappy blue-collar daredevil quarterback. Sixteen-plus years of ups and downs (mostly ups) and the heroic quarterback with the silly name and the golden arm tearfully rode off into the sunset, his legacy intact, forever in possession of the hearts and minds of […]