Posts tagged Ndamukong Suh
Detroit Lions’ Titus Young: Still Insane
Jan 22nd
The Detroit Lions are the biggest collection of morons and thugs in the NFL. Titus Young is the cream of that crop and if he doesn’t get the ball he’s quitting. Character.
Now Teammates Are Ripping Ndamukong Suh
Dec 7th
Nobody likes Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh. You’ve heard this before? Well, now the criticism is coming from his teammates.
Ndamukong Suh is Still a Turd [Video]
Nov 23rd
The Detroit Lions Ndamukong Suh managed to do the impossible yesterday — become an even bigger turd than he already is. Here he is kicking a guy in the balls.
Ndamukong Suh Still the Dirtiest
Nov 8th
Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh is racking up the honors! Honors for being a total dick. And they’re well deserved.
Three Packers Among NFL’s Most Liked Players
Oct 25th
It’s another list and we’re here to break it down! Forbes has ranked the NFL’s most and least liked players. Three Green Bay Packers are among the most liked.
Ndamukong Suh: Still an Unaccountable Prick
Oct 12th
Detroit Lions defensive tackle is a swell guy. How swell? When he isn’t stomping on someone, he’s running into someone with his car and then trying to intimidate them.
Lions Have Beef With Greg Jennings
Jul 16th
The Detroit Lions have issues with comments Green Bay Packers receiver Greg Jennings made about their team. Now they’re firing back and we’re real concerned.
No One Likes Ndamukong Suh
Feb 8th
No one likes Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh. Well, except for idiot Lions fans. Suh came in fourth on the list of most hated athletes one year after being the most loved athlete. It’s a well-deserved honor.
Today In Stupid Headlines
Feb 1st
As I was trolling around this morning looking for something remotely related to the Green Bay Packers or at least one of their shitty NFC North rivals, I came across this in my RSS reader. You’ll want to take note of the second headline: Sapp takes his shits at Suh. The story is, of course, [...]
Packers Reportedly Untied Suh’s Shoes, Causing Stomp
Dec 15th
A friend of Green Bay Packers offensive line coach James Campen says the coach told Evan Dietrich-Smith to untie Ndamukong Suh’s shoes whenever possible when the teams met on Thanksgiving. The theory is it’s what led Suh to snap and get kicked out of that game.
Taiwanese Animation Takes On Suh Suspension [Video]
Nov 29th
The folks from Taiwan who produces those crazy animated videos about current events have whipped one up covering the Ndamukong Suh suspension. It’s as odd as you think and we’ve got it.
Suh Gets Two Games For Stomping Dietrich-Smith
Nov 29th
Detroit Lions shitbag Ndamukong Suh will get a two-game suspension for stomping Green Bay Packers guard Evan Dietrich-Smith. We’ve got the details and what it means to the Lions.
Suh Apologizes For Stomping Dietrich-Smith; Two-Game Ban Likely
Nov 27th
Detroit Lions defensive tackle and all-around shitbag Ndamukong Suh has apologized for stomping the Green Bay Packers Evan Dietrich-Smith during Thursday’s game, but he’s still expected to be suspended for at least two games.
Ndamukong Suh Probably Should Play For Vikings
Jun 13th
Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh probably should play for the Minnesota Vikings. Why? He’s just that stupid. Last week, Suh repeated a proclamation he made in March that everyone with good sense immediately dismissed and then forgot about — the Detroit Lions can go 16-0 this year.
Detroit Lions Now Relevant
Apr 20th
We warned you this day was coming. The Detroit Lions, long the bottom feeder of the NFL, are suddenly relevant. No, it isn’t because they reeled off four victories to close the season. It isn’t because they have Pro Bowlers like Calvin Johnson and Ndamukong Suh.
Want To Curse Aaron Rodgers? Go Right Ahead!
Mar 21st
There are a lot of curses in sports, several of them relate to covers. There’s the curse of the Sports Illustrated cover and the curse of the Madden cover. Actually, I think if you’re on the cover of anything other than GQ or Esquire, you’re probably going to be cursed in some way. That’s because [...]
Ndamukong Suh Says Lions Can Go 16-0
Mar 8th
No, really, I’m serious. Stop laughing. Defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh really said he thinks the Detroit Lions can go 16-0. “I don’t see there’s a reason why we can’t be 16-0,” Suh said. “As long as we put in that hard work throughout -– I don’t know if we’re going to have OTAs, but throughout [...]
Matthews Picks Up Another Defensive MVP
Jan 18th
Green Bay Packers outside linebacker Clay Matthews has been named defensive MVP by the Professional Football Writers of America and Pro Football Weekly. The two organizations worked together to choose All-NFL and All-Rookie teams, as well as select MVPs, coach of the year, etc. The Associated Press hands out the official NFL Defensive Player of [...]
Five Packers Make Pro Bowl; Rodgers Not One Of Them
Dec 28th
Five members of the Green Bay Packers made the Pro Bowl. Despite appearing in the NFL’s Pro Bowl ad, quarterback Aaron Rodgers is not one of them. The Packers who will make the trip to Hawaii are receiver Greg Jennings, tackle Chad Clifton, linebacker Clay Matthews, cornerback Charles Woodson and safety Nick Collins. Collins, Woodson [...]
Midseason Awards: Total Packers Edition
Nov 5th
We gave you the midseason awards: other people’s edition yesterday and we also told you what we thought about midseason awards. The best word to summarize would be this one: indifference. However, we promised you our midseason awards at some point, and here they are. The difference between our midseason awards and other people’s are [...]
