Posts tagged Minnesota Vikings
T.J. Lang’s Junk Is Good
Oct 25th
Green Bay Packers guard T.J. Lang got kicked in the balls by Minnesota Vikings defensive end and all-around vagina Brian Robison on Sunday. We’re happy to report Lang’s junk is good.
Grades: Packers vs. Vikings
Oct 24th
Yeah, that’s fuckin’ right! We’re back with grades. Grades of the Green Bay Packers win over those scumbags from Minnesota. Here’s who performed and who didn’t.
Packers Manage To Win And Underwhelm All At Once
Oct 24th
The Green Bay Packers beat the Minnesota Vikings on Sunday, just like everyone expected, but it wasn’t quite as easy as it should have been. Here’s a look at the game as only we can give it to you.
Predictions: Packers vs. Vikings
Oct 23rd
Total Packers writers predict the outcome of the Green Bay Packers matchup with the Minnesota Vikings. Here are the key matchups and players to watch and how we see the game playing out.
Vikings’ Cook Will Miss Packers Game Because He’s In Jail
Oct 22nd
Cornerback Chris Cook is the perfect representative of the Minnesota Vikings organization. He’ll miss this weekend’s game with the Green Bay Packers because he’s in jail for strangling someone.
Five Questions With Purple Jesus Diaries
Oct 21st
The Green Bay Packers play the Minnesota Vikings this week and since we already know what’s going to happen, we asked some cunts from Minnesota their ignorant opinions. Here’s what they had to say.
Vikings Aren’t Giving Up… Yet
Oct 20th
The Minnesota Vikings aren’t giving up on their season, according to coach Leslie Frazier. That’s too bad, because they should.
Bernard Berrian Tells Amputee To Sit Down And Shut Up
Oct 4th
The Minnesota Vikings are 0-4 and the wheels are falling off their season. Receiver Bernard Berrian still managed to make things worse with his off-field antics, though. You stay classy, Minnesota!
Brett Favre’s Broadcasting Debut [Video]
Oct 3rd
Former Green Bay Packers and Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre made his broadcasting debut on Saturday. Here’s what we learned, along with video.
Now They Start Speculating About Donovan McNabb’s Job
Sep 27th
They don’t think too much of Donovan McNabb’s performance at quarterback in Minnesota. The question is how much longer can he hold onto his job?
Vikings Fan Runs His Mouth, Gets What He Deserves
Sep 13th
This just makes us warm and tingly all over. Here’s video of a typical Minnesota Vikings fan running his mouth about how great his team is and how terrible every other team is. Fortunately, a San Diego Charger fan is there to give him what he deserves.
Donovan McNabb: Awful
Sep 12th
The Donovan McNabb era, which will probably be short lived, started with a thud in Minnesota. McNabb was awful against the San Diego Chargers.
League Experts: Packers Are No. 1
Sep 7th
The NFL’s analysts/experts have picked the Green Bay Packers as the top team in the NFL. Normally, we’d ignore such nonsense, but this is a little different. Hit the story to see why.
Packers Are League’s Second Youngest Team
Sep 6th
The Green Bay Packers are the NFL’s second-young team, which has become a trend in the Ted Thompson era. Here’s why, as well as a look at the rest of the NFC North.
The Onion: Minnesota Vikings Do Little To Upgrade Fans
Aug 31st
Here at Total Packers we know Minnesota Vikings fans are the worst thing about the NFL. The Onion apparently agrees. Check it out.
Brett Favre: Everybody Hates Me
Aug 13th
Everybody hates Brett Favre. That much he knows. If he were to play again, it’s also the only reason he’d do so. But that probably isn’t going to happen.
Chilly! Discusses Randy Moss Vomit Incident
Aug 11th
Former Minnesota Vikings coach and pedophile Brad Childress doesn’t think too much of Randy Moss. Childress decided to take a public shot at Moss today. Real mature.
Vikings Robison Glad Packers Won Super Bowl
Aug 10th
Minnesota Vikings defensive end Brian Robison, who’s spent four years as a backup, says he’s glad the Green Bay Packers won the Super Bowl last year. Why? Because the Vikings are going to handle the Super Bowl champs this year… hahahahahahaha!
Packers Atop ESPN Power Rankings
Aug 9th
The Green Bay Packers sit atop ESPN’s preseason power rankings, which is very important because that team always goes on to win the Super Bowl. Check out where the rest of the losers in the NFC North came in.
NFC North: Lions’ Big Loss, Bears Still Idiots, Busted In Minnesota
Aug 8th
You’ve got to love the NFC North. Outside of Green Bay, it’s populated with a bunch of idiots. The Chicago Bears are run by idiots. Minnesota Vikings players can’t stop getting arrested. In Detroit, they may not be stupid, but we’ll bet the hype died down a little bit today.