Green Bay Packers guard T.J. Lang got kicked in the balls by Minnesota Vikings defensive end and all-around vagina Brian Robison on Sunday. We’re happy to report Lang’s junk is good.
Yeah, that’s fuckin’ right! We’re back with grades. Grades of the Green Bay Packers win over those scumbags from Minnesota. Here’s who performed and who didn’t.
The Green Bay Packers beat the Minnesota Vikings on Sunday, just like everyone expected, but it wasn’t quite as easy as it should have been. Here’s a look at the game as only we can give it to you.
Total Packers writers predict the outcome of the Green Bay Packers matchup with the Minnesota Vikings. Here are the key matchups and players to watch and how we see the game playing out.
Cornerback Chris Cook is the perfect representative of the Minnesota Vikings organization. He’ll miss this weekend’s game with the Green Bay Packers because he’s in jail for strangling someone.
The Green Bay Packers play the Minnesota Vikings this week and since we already know what’s going to happen, we asked some cunts from Minnesota their ignorant opinions. Here’s what they had to say.
The Minnesota Vikings aren’t giving up on their season, according to coach Leslie Frazier. That’s too bad, because they should.
The Minnesota Vikings are 0-4 and the wheels are falling off their season. Receiver Bernard Berrian still managed to make things worse with his off-field antics, though. You stay classy, Minnesota!
Former Green Bay Packers and Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre made his broadcasting debut on Saturday. Here’s what we learned, along with video.
They don’t think too much of Donovan McNabb’s performance at quarterback in Minnesota. The question is how much longer can he hold onto his job?
This just makes us warm and tingly all over. Here’s video of a typical Minnesota Vikings fan running his mouth about how great his team is and how terrible every other team is. Fortunately, a San Diego Charger fan is there to give him what he deserves.
The Donovan McNabb era, which will probably be short lived, started with a thud in Minnesota. McNabb was awful against the San Diego Chargers.
The NFL’s analysts/experts have picked the Green Bay Packers as the top team in the NFL. Normally, we’d ignore such nonsense, but this is a little different. Hit the story to see why.
The Green Bay Packers are the NFL’s second-young team, which has become a trend in the Ted Thompson era. Here’s why, as well as a look at the rest of the NFC North.
Here at Total Packers we know Minnesota Vikings fans are the worst thing about the NFL. The Onion apparently agrees. Check it out.
Everybody hates Brett Favre. That much he knows. If he were to play again, it’s also the only reason he’d do so. But that probably isn’t going to happen.
Former Minnesota Vikings coach and pedophile Brad Childress doesn’t think too much of Randy Moss. Childress decided to take a public shot at Moss today. Real mature.
Minnesota Vikings defensive end Brian Robison, who’s spent four years as a backup, says he’s glad the Green Bay Packers won the Super Bowl last year. Why? Because the Vikings are going to handle the Super Bowl champs this year… hahahahahahaha!
The Green Bay Packers sit atop ESPN’s preseason power rankings, which is very important because that team always goes on to win the Super Bowl. Check out where the rest of the losers in the NFC North came in.
You’ve got to love the NFC North. Outside of Green Bay, it’s populated with a bunch of idiots. The Chicago Bears are run by idiots. Minnesota Vikings players can’t stop getting arrested. In Detroit, they may not be stupid, but we’ll bet the hype died down a little bit today.