After a brief layoff spent circling blocks around elementary schools in Aurora, Brad Childress is employed in the NFL again. Kansas City brings us this joy.
The Chicago Bears and face of the franchise Brian Urlacher just went through a divorce similar to the Packers and Brett Favre. We feel for all involved. Really.
Brett Favre helped convince Greg Jennings to sign with the Minnesota Vikings. We know just how that conversation went. Also, Jennings finds Christian Ponder impressive and that’s good for a laugh or two.
It turns out Greg Jennings is not only delusional, but he only cares about his personal stats (after money, of course). Here’s where we give him a proper sendoff.
What really happened with Greg Jennings? Ted Thompson and the Packers were never really interested, but drove up the price to hurt the Minnesota Vikings.
Greg Jennings signed with the Minnesota Vikings, where he really feels wanted. We’re real happy for him. In the end, it was about money and nothing else.
The Minnesota Vikings love their latest signing, quarterback Matt Cassel. Just check out this awesome career highlights graphic they released to welcome him.
The Minnesota Vikings are going to be holding a quarterback competition and you’re invited. You’ll get to compete with Christian Ponder and Matt Cassel and you should be able to beat both easily.
Greg Jennings has clearly overvalued his worth in free agency and that means he’ll now resort to visiting the Minnesota Vikings. Gotta get that money!
We’ve got the recap of day two of free agency as it pertains to the Green Bay Packers and their players, including the Detroit Lions big haul and receiver musical chairs.
The Green Bay Packers may be closer to re-signing Greg Jennings. The Minnesota Vikings didn’t like Jennings’ asking price. A Jennings’ signing could also impact Jermichael Finley. For now, it’s the waiting game.
A bunch of guys got overpaid on the first day of free agency, but we could give two shits about most of them. Here’s the free agency wrap up as it pertains to the Green Bay Packers.
Greg Jennings returning to the Green Bay Packers? It’s possible, but apparently only if the Packers thwart off the unholy Minnesota Vikings. This will be interesting.
Minnesota Vikings players are not reacting well to the team’s trade of receiver Percy Harvin. Kevin Williams can’t even name a receiver on his own team, which should probably not surprise you.
The Minnesota Vikings have traded receiver Percy Harvin to the Seattle Seahawks for a bunch of draft picks. Mark Seattle down for the Super Bowl now.
Greg Jennings says one of his priorities for a new team is good quarterback play, which pretty much eliminates the Minnesota Vikings. Praise the lord!
Percy Harvin is out to ruin the Minnesota Vikings and we’re more than happy to support him in his quest, from confrontations with coaches to trade demands.
He won’t be their first choice, but Greg Jennings joining the Minnesota Vikings now seems totally plausible. Mike Wallace and the Miami Dolphins will factor in heavily.
That Brett Favre credit card you’ve been dreaming about having? Your dream is now a reality. Favre is even wearing his Green Bay Packers duds on it. What more could you ask for!?
The Minnesota Vikings new Hormel Chili Dome is on shaky ground again. It seems the locals haven’t been buying enough pulltabs. Get to it, you ingrates!