Posts tagged Minnesota Vikings

Let’s Not Forget, the Minnesota Vikings Are a Joke!

Christian Ponder

Everything’s coming up Milhouse for the Minnesota Vikings! This is going to be a historic and awesome year for this fine franchise. Let’s recap, shall we?

Packers Super Bowl Odds Unchanged, 49ers Now Favorite

Colin Kaepernick

The Green Bay Packers remained steady at 12/1 favorites to win the Super Bowl after the draft, while the San Francisco 49ers became the clear favorite.

Vikings Will Shut Chris Kluwe Up

Chris Kluwe in Out magazine

Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe is outspoken, especially on same-sex marriage. Well, apparently those homophobes in Minneapolis have had enough.

Let’s Grade Packers, Vikings, Bears and Lions Drafts

Kyle Long

Everyone else is grading the draft, so why shouldn’t we? Never mind that these guys haven’t played a game yet, we’ll grade them anyway! Packers, Vikings, Lions and Bears.

Barry Sanders is King of the World!

Barry Sanders

Former Detroit Lions running back Barry Sanders is king of the world! He won the fan vote for the cover of Madden, which, who cares? Don’t tell these Detroit Lions fans that though.

Let’s All Admire New Minnesota Vikings Uniforms

new Minnesota Vikings uniform

The Minnesota Vikings uniforms have been leaked… the new and improved ones, that is. If only they could get a new and improved franchise and fans.

Christian Ponder’s Wedding Cake is Exactly What You Thought

Christian Ponder cake

Want to get in the competition for worst wedding cake in the history of wedding cakes? Minnesota Vikings quarterback Christian Ponder did. Check this out.

The Minnesota Vikings Love Boat is Back in Action!

Daunte Culpepper

Want to take a cruise on the boat where Bryant McKinnie once ate out a hooker? Now you can because the Minnesota Vikings Love Boat is back in action!

Here’s a Guy Falling on His Ass While Harassing Adrian Peterson

Adrian Peterson

Some genius from TMZ was harassing Vikings running back Adrian Peterson recently. In the middle of his brilliant question, he falls on his ass. Here’s video.

Reminder: It’s April Fools’ Day

Greg Jennings flattened

You’ve probably realized it’s April Fools’ Day by now. If you haven’t, here’s your reminder courtesy of some of your favorite (and least favorite) NFL players.

Here’s Another Minnesota Vikings Failure

Mike Wallace

Not surprisingly, the Minnesota Vikings are setting the standard for success. Well, maybe not. Free agent Mike Wallace wanted nothing to do with them.

And He Pulled Up in a Windowless White Van…

Brad Childress

After a brief layoff spent circling blocks around elementary schools in Aurora, Brad Childress is employed in the NFL again. Kansas City brings us this joy.

Brian Urlacher and the Chicago Bears Got Divorced

Brian Urlacher

The Chicago Bears and face of the franchise Brian Urlacher just went through a divorce similar to the Packers and Brett Favre. We feel for all involved. Really.

Greg Jennings and Brett Favre Colluding on Minnesota

greg-jennings-old-spice

Brett Favre helped convince Greg Jennings to sign with the Minnesota Vikings. We know just how that conversation went. Also, Jennings finds Christian Ponder impressive and that’s good for a laugh or two.

Could Greg Jennings Become More Selfish? You Bet!

Greg Jennings flattened

It turns out Greg Jennings is not only delusional, but he only cares about his personal stats (after money, of course). Here’s where we give him a proper sendoff.

Conspiracy! Or What Really Happened with Greg Jennings

Greg Jennings Lambeau Leap

What really happened with Greg Jennings? Ted Thompson and the Packers were never really interested, but drove up the price to hurt the Minnesota Vikings.

About Greg Jennings and the Vikings

Greg Jennings injured

Greg Jennings signed with the Minnesota Vikings, where he really feels wanted. We’re real happy for him. In the end, it was about money and nothing else.

Vikings are Really Hyping that Awesome Matt Cassel Signing

Matt Cassel

The Minnesota Vikings love their latest signing, quarterback Matt Cassel. Just check out this awesome career highlights graphic they released to welcome him.

Christian Ponder will be Getting Benched for Matt Cassel

Matt Cassel

The Minnesota Vikings are going to be holding a quarterback competition and you’re invited. You’ll get to compete with Christian Ponder and Matt Cassel and you should be able to beat both easily.

Greg Jennings Visiting the Vikings

Greg Jennings injured

Greg Jennings has clearly overvalued his worth in free agency and that means he’ll now resort to visiting the Minnesota Vikings. Gotta get that money!