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Nobody Wants Minnesota Vikings Tickets Apparently

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The Minnesota Vikings have a new strategy for selling tickets — make Green Bay Packers fans buy them. We’re pretty sure this is a great idea.

A Special Fourth of July Message From Kenny Powers

Kenny Powers

This Fourth of July, we’ve enlisted none other than Kenny Powers to deliver a special, All-American message to you that is sure to inspire patriotism.

Minnesota Vikings Are Model Franchise Says Minnesota Homer

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Oh, now the Minnesota Vikings are suddenly a model franchise, huh? So says a local columnist. We suppose so when you’re only comparing them to local teams.

Someone Accused Adrian Peterson of Juicing

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Is Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson on the juice? That seems to be the logical conclusion. Some Detroit Lions player accused him during a game last season.

Desmond Bishop Wanted to Play Against Aaron Rodgers

Desmond Bishop

Desmond Bishop says one of the reasons he signed with the loser Minnesota Vikings is so he could play against former teammate Aaron Rodgers. Good move?

Desmond Bishop Reportedly Picks the Vikings

Desmond Bishop

Desmond Bishop will join the list of former Green Bay Packers who became Minnesota Vikings. Bishop has reportedly signed a one-year deal with the Queens.

Greg Jennings Loves Christian Ponder

Greg Jennings

Greg Jennings just loves being a member of the Minnesota Vikings. Just ask him! He also loves his new quarterback, Christian Ponder. Probably the only one.

Desmond Bishop Will Choose Between Vikings and Chiefs

Desmond Bishop

Desmond Bishop has reportedly narrowed his choice of teams to two — the Minnesota Vikings and Kansas City Chiefs. Bishop will visit the Chiefs today.

Vikings Laying the Groundwork to Bench Christian Ponder

Christian Ponder

Christian Ponder doesn’t appear to have such a firm grip on the starting quarterback job for the Minnesota Vikings. He might get passed by Matt Cassel.

Desmond Bishop is Motivated and Visiting the Vikings

Desmond Bishop

Desmond Bishop is more motivated than he’s ever been after being released by the Green Bay Packers. Of course, he’s visiting the Minnesota Vikings first.

Mike Wallace Turned Down Way More From the Vikings

Mike Wallace

How pathetic are the Minnesota Vikings? So pathetic they couldn’t lure free agent Mike Wallace even though they offered him $16 million more than anyone.

Fred Smoot Shed Some More Light on the Love Boat

Fred Smoot

Fred Smoot allegedly organized the Minnesota Vikings Love Boat excursion and nailed two hookers with a double dong. Now, he’s shed more light on the cruise.

Jeff George Will Fix Christian Ponder

Jeff George

Good news. Jeff George is back in the NFL as a “guest coach” for the Minnesota Vikings and he’s going to make Christian Ponder less awful.

Greg Jennings Will Not Mention Aaron Rodgers By Name

Greg Jennings

Greg Jennings is a Minnesota Viking through and through. He’s now upping the douche factor by not mentioning Aaron Rodgers or the Packers by name.

James Jones Doesn’t Like Greg Jennings

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Green Bay Packers receiver doesn’t like Minnesota Vikings receiver and former teammate Greg Jennings no more. And neither do we.

Even the NFL Network Hates the Minnesota Vikings

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Did you know the Green Bay Packers played the Minnesota Packers back in December? Neither did we, but the game was on the NFL Network on Sunday.

Aaron Rodgers is All Pro Brett Favre Now

Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers at the NFL Honors

Current Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is lobbying for former Packers quarterback Brett Favre in the hearts and minds of the fans.

Here’s a Minnesota Vikings Exec Trash Talking Packers Fans

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Minnesota Vikings exec Lester Bagley is real proud of his new stadium. So proud, in fact, that he’s trash talking Green Bay Packers fans. We’ll call it The Sandcrawler Controversy.

Brett Favre Will Be Back Soon, Ya’ll!

Steve Young and Brett Favre

Green Bay Packers president Mark Murphy says Brett Favre will be back in the fold soon. That probably means a number retirement ceremony this year or next.

Here Are Renderings of New Minnesota Vikings Stadium

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Is the new Minnesota Vikings stadium going to be awesome? As awesome as the Minnesota Vikings themselves! Here are the artist’s renderings.