Posts tagged Minnesota Vikings
Vikings Sign Another Criminal
Apr 24th
The Minnesota Vikings have officially become a parody of themselves. Today, the team signed a guy fresh out of prison — receiver Jerome Simpson. Skol Vikings!
Latest Favre Arrested: Dylan
Apr 19th
The long line of Favre excellence off the field continues with Dylan, former Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre’s nephew. Dylan has been arrested for drug activity, much like Brett’s sister Brandi.
Roll Up The Moving Trucks, Minnesota!
Apr 19th
The new Minnesota Vikings stadium plan that was supposed to be a done deal got defeated in the House on Wednesday. Now the NFL is bringing out the threats for real.
Parcells Will Not Be Coming Out Of Retirement For Vikings Or Anyone Else
Apr 10th
The Minnesota Vikings were hot after Bill Parcells, but, like everything else they do, the Minnesota Vikings failed. Parcells, who was apparently only considering the New Orleans Saints, will not be coming out of retirement. Too bad.
Packers Harley [Photos]
Apr 9th
We showed you the Green Bay Packers car. Well, here’s something that’s actually badass — the Green Bay Packers Harley Davidson.
You’re Boring Us, NFL
Apr 6th
Whether they’re trying to or not, the NFL is boring the hell out of us right now and so are the Green Bay Packers. Here’s a recap of where we stand and where things might go.
Vikings Want Bill Parcells
Apr 5th
The Minnesota Vikings are reportedly trying to lure Bill Parcells out of retirement to run their football operations. They’re pretty much willing to do anything to anything to get him.
Detroit: Minnesota East
Apr 4th
They like their weed over in Detroit. After Detroit Lions running back Mikel Leshoure got arrested twice for marijuana possession, defensive tackle Nick Fairley followed suit on Tuesday. Is Detroit the new Minnesota? We investigate.
Aaron Rodgers’ Brewers Commercial [Video]
Apr 3rd
Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has a commercial for the Milwaukee Brewers. Here’s the video, along with a word of advice.
Highlights Of New Vikings Stadium
Apr 3rd
An artist’s rendering of the new Minnesota Vikings stadium has been released. We’re here to give you the rundown of what to expect in Minneapolis once the Metrodome is gone.
We Have Our New Onterrio Smith
Apr 2nd
In an incident reminiscent of The Whizzinator, Detroit Lions running back Mikel Leshoure was arrested for marijuana possession. However, before he was detained, he tried to beat the rap by eating his weed.
Who Wants A Brett Favre Leg Lamp?
Mar 30th
Someone has created what we’d consider an abomination — a Minnesota Vikings Brett Favre leg lamp like the lamp in A Christmas Story. Unfortunately, it doesn’t look like you can get them just anywhere. We investigate.
Here Comes Brett Favre Documentary [Video]
Mar 27th
The Brett Favre documentary Last Day At Lambeau will premier at the Wisconsin Film Festival in April. Here’s your primer of what we’re sure will be the must-see film of the year.
Don’t Put Bounties On Anyone
Mar 21st
A hard lesson was learned Thursday. Don’t ever put a bounty on anyone. The NFL brought down the hammer on the New Orleans Saints for having a bounty program and the consequences are harsh.
Clusterfuck Update 3/15: Big Prize Is Gone
Mar 15th
Finally, things are beginning to slow down. The big prize, defensive end Mario Williams, finally signed a contract. Here’s a look at the few other notable signings and where the Green Bay Packers stand.
Clusterfuck Update 3/14: Wells In Tennessee, Browns In On Flynn
Mar 14th
The madness continues! Day two of free agency is just as stupid as day one, if not more so. We’ve got some news on the Green Bay Packers free agents, along with the important moves from around the league. Hey, the Minnesota Vikings killed it today.
As It Turns Out, Bears Probably Traded For Another Scumbag
Mar 14th
The Chicago Bears made the bold move of trading for receiver Brandon Marshall. Oh, by the way, he may have punched some broad in the face last Sunday. Smooth move Chicago. Here’s the rundown.
Vikings Want To Go International
Mar 10th
The Minnesota Vikings would like to be able to play up to four regular season “home” games away from home. We’re pretty sure we know why. Here’s the answer.
Favre’s Twitter Account Hacked!
Mar 9th
We all rejoiced when Brett Favre joined Twitter. We loved all of his homespun wisdom. Alas, it was all for naught. Favre’s people revealed the account was hacked earlier this week and they’re powerless to do anything about it. Idiots.
Female NFL Fans [Photos]
Feb 23rd
We critique Sports Illustrated’s gallery for female NFL fans. It turns out their definition of hot and ours vary quite a bit. Here’s a look, with a special focus on the NFC North.