Posts tagged Minnesota Vikings

Report Suggests Sterger Wants Money From Favre

Jenn Sterger

For now, it’s speculation, but it makes a lot of sense and comes from someone who knows a thing or two about the NFL. Pro Football Talk’s Mike Florio suggested Jenn Sterger wants hush money from Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre to make this whole Cockgate situation go away. If you don’t know by now, […]

Brett Favre Is Not Having A Good Week

In Monday night’s showdown with the New York Jets, Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre threw for 264 yards and three touchdowns. However, in typical Favre fashion he also tossed an interception with 1:30 remaining that was returned for a touchdown and sealed the Jets’ 29-20 victory. After the game, Favre went through another uncomfortable press […]

NFL Looking Into Favre Allegations

Jenn Sterger

The NFL is investigating Cockgate. League spokesman Greg Aiello said the matter is under review. When Aiello says “the matter,” he’s referring to allegations (and audio and photographic evidence) that Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre, then with the New York Jets, left desperate voicemail messages and texted pictures of his cock to then-Jets sideline reporter […]

Another Packers License Plate For Judas

Brett Favre: Judas

This beauty was sent in by a reader — a reader named Tyler to be exact. It’s the second such Green Bay Packers license plate giving the old fuck you to Brett Favre we’ve seen. The first one said 4 GOTN. Anyway, we thought today would be a good day to post it, since the […]

The Brett Favre Dick Photos You’ve Always Wanted To See

Jenn Sterger

You didn’t think we’d glaze over this one, did you? No, it’s just been a busy day. Green Bay Packers players keep getting injured… shit, there goes another one. Anyway, I’m sure you recall the story about one Brett Favre, then with the New York Jets, leaving messages for and eventually texting photos of his […]

Jared Allen Will No Longer Be Able To Rope Calves

We’re going to take a break from telling you everyone on the Green Bay Packers is injured to deliver some good news. Minnesota Vikings defensive end/sheep fucker Jared Allen will no longer be able to perform the traditional version of his sack celebration. You know, the one where he drops to one knee and pretends […]

Vikings Get Moss For Third-Round Pick, Packers Keep Thumb In Ass

Randy Moss

Well, that was easy enough. In the span of 24 hours the Green Bay Packers watched the running back everyone said they needed get traded to Seattle for a fourth-round pick and the receiver they were too stubborn to acquire in 2007 get traded to their arch rival for a third-round pick, moving at least […]

Vikings Reportedly Close To Acquiring Randy Moss

After failing to land Vincent Jackson earlier this season, the Minnesota Vikings may now get the playmaker they’ve lacked in the passing game this season. Per Jay Glazer, the team is close to reacquiring receiver Randy Moss from the New England Patriots. The deal is reportedly contingent on Moss working out a new contract with […]

Help A Packers Fan Meet Brett Favre

John Limbach

This may sound like an odd request from someone who hates Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre, but I want you to help Green Bay Packers fan John Limbach win an opportunity to meet and catch a pass from the traitor himself. Why? Mostly because Limbach is competing against a bunch of Vikings fans and, as […]

Remember When The Packers/Bears Rivalry Was Cool?

Jim McMahon

This is a different NFL than the NFL of the 1960s or even the 1980s, for that matter. In those days, the Green Bay Packers and Chicago Bears generally disliked each other. Today, members of the two teams in the NFL’s most storied rivalry like to slobber all over each other. Case in point: the […]

Who’s Happier Brett Favre Came Back This Year, Me Or Brett Favre?

I’ll tell you who’s happier Brett Favre came back this season. Me. The most despicable franchise in the history of anything, the Minnesota Vikings, are 0-2, two games behind the Green Bay Packers in the NFC North and seemingly ready to implode. I know Favre certainly isn’t happy about that and neither is the rest […]

Visanthe Shiancoe’s Butt Hurts

Minnesota Vikings tight end Visanthe Shiancoe is a little butt hurt because his joke of an organization isn’t getting as much attention as it was last season. No, that attention is now being focused on the Green Bay Packers and Shiancoe wants to have a cry about it. ”You’ve got to watch a team like […]

Brett Favre: Old Man In The Rain

I thought it appropriate to pass on this story in anticipation of tonight’s season-opening (finally!) tilt between Brett Favre’s Minnesota Vikings and the New Orleans Saints. Some of you may well be pulling for the old gray mare. I, of course, will be pulling for him to get killed (although slightly less so than usual, […]

Terrell Owens Says Something Smart

That would be a headline in and of itself because, let’s face it, most of the things that come out of Cincinnati Bengals receiver Terrell Owens’ mouth either aren’t too bright or aren’t worth listening to. That alone wouldn’t get Owens a mention on this blog, however. No, Owens would either have to say something […]

What Can The Vikings Expect From Favre?

That’s the $16.5 million question, I guess. Brett Favre had the best season of his career at age 40 for the Minnesota Vikings, last season. He threw for 4,202 yards, the third highest total of his career. He threw for 33 touchdowns, which is tied for the fourth highest in his career. Most impressively, he […]

Stephen Colbert On Brett Favre

Stephen Colbert gives his own unique take on Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre and his latest return to football. If you watch The Colbert Report, you know it’s going to be awesome. The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Brett Favre Returns to Football www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes 2010 Election Fox News […]

Like The Rest Of Us, Favre Has No Respect For Brad Childress

Apparently, the real reason Brett Favre was thinking about not returning to the Minnesota Vikings had nothing to do with his health. Favre, like the rest of us, has no respect for Vikings’ coach Brad Childress. It makes you wonder — what does it say when a guy who no one has any respect for, […]

Rod Woodson: No Respect For Favre

Add Hall of Famer Rod Woodson to the growing list of people who have no respect for Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre. Woodson called out Favre and the Vikings on NFL Total Access, on Tuesday. “This five-year saga, I think, is played out,” Woodson said. “I think a lot of veterans in the National Football […]

Brett Favre: Not About Money

Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre does not play for money, but he will sure as hell take that additional $3.5 million you want to throw at him. No, Brett Favre clearly stated earlier this month that if Brett Favre came back to the Minnesota Vikings, he would not be coming back for the money. The […]

All It Took For Brett Favre To Return Was A Tug Job From Jared Allen

Brett Favre is a stupid fucking scumbag, but we’re contractually bound to tell you he’s going to play for the Minnesota Vikings this season. Favre boarded a plane earlier today, which is said to be on its way to Minnesota. We hope it crashes. Even though the Vikings were feigning ignorance — which, let’s face […]