Posts tagged Minnesota Vikings

Visanthe Shiancoe’s Butt Hurts

Minnesota Vikings tight end Visanthe Shiancoe is a little butt hurt because his joke of an organization isn’t getting as much attention as it was last season. No, that attention is now being focused on the Green Bay Packers and Shiancoe wants to have a cry about it. ”You’ve got to watch a team like […]

Brett Favre: Old Man In The Rain

I thought it appropriate to pass on this story in anticipation of tonight’s season-opening (finally!) tilt between Brett Favre’s Minnesota Vikings and the New Orleans Saints. Some of you may well be pulling for the old gray mare. I, of course, will be pulling for him to get killed (although slightly less so than usual, […]

Terrell Owens Says Something Smart

That would be a headline in and of itself because, let’s face it, most of the things that come out of Cincinnati Bengals receiver Terrell Owens’ mouth either aren’t too bright or aren’t worth listening to. That alone wouldn’t get Owens a mention on this blog, however. No, Owens would either have to say something […]

What Can The Vikings Expect From Favre?

That’s the $16.5 million question, I guess. Brett Favre had the best season of his career at age 40 for the Minnesota Vikings, last season. He threw for 4,202 yards, the third highest total of his career. He threw for 33 touchdowns, which is tied for the fourth highest in his career. Most impressively, he […]

Stephen Colbert On Brett Favre

Stephen Colbert gives his own unique take on Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre and his latest return to football. If you watch The Colbert Report, you know it’s going to be awesome. The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Brett Favre Returns to Football www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes 2010 Election Fox News […]

Like The Rest Of Us, Favre Has No Respect For Brad Childress

Apparently, the real reason Brett Favre was thinking about not returning to the Minnesota Vikings had nothing to do with his health. Favre, like the rest of us, has no respect for Vikings’ coach Brad Childress. It makes you wonder — what does it say when a guy who no one has any respect for, […]

Rod Woodson: No Respect For Favre

Add Hall of Famer Rod Woodson to the growing list of people who have no respect for Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre. Woodson called out Favre and the Vikings on NFL Total Access, on Tuesday. “This five-year saga, I think, is played out,” Woodson said. “I think a lot of veterans in the National Football […]

Brett Favre: Not About Money

Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre does not play for money, but he will sure as hell take that additional $3.5 million you want to throw at him. No, Brett Favre clearly stated earlier this month that if Brett Favre came back to the Minnesota Vikings, he would not be coming back for the money. The […]

All It Took For Brett Favre To Return Was A Tug Job From Jared Allen

Brett Favre is a stupid fucking scumbag, but we’re contractually bound to tell you he’s going to play for the Minnesota Vikings this season. Favre boarded a plane earlier today, which is said to be on its way to Minnesota. We hope it crashes. Even though the Vikings were feigning ignorance — which, let’s face […]

Brett Favre: Forgotten

Brett Favre Forgotten

I think I’ll just let the photo do the talking. But not before adding, I love it. From As Seen In WI.

Because They’re All Stupid Thugs In Minnesota

You knew it was true and now, so does ESPN’s Chris Mortensen. I have to give Kyle credit for pointing this out, but if you watch this video on Mort’s visit to Minnesota Vikings training camp, you’ll notice at the end Mortensen mentions that someone stole all of the autographed decals off the side of […]

Brett Favre Just Needed His Ego Massaged

You all remember when Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre was going to retire. I mean, retire for the third time, this year, for good. Then he changed his mind, again. Oh, and he lied about it. Favre sent text messages to teammates informing them he was going to hang it up, which prompted all the […]

Who Wants To See Brett Favre’s Cock?

Jenn Sterger

Not Jenn Sterger, apparently. It appears Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre, then with the New York Jets, sent Sterger unsolicited cell phone photos of his cock. Normally I make things like this up, but in this case, it is reportedly true. While I could care less about Brett Favre or any man’s cock, I do […]

This Brett Favre Bullshit Is Far From Over

We should have known better and we probably did, but both Judd Zulgad of the Minneapolis Star Tribune and Jay Glazer of Fox Sports are typically pretty reliable guys. So, when they said Brett Favre told people within the Minnesota Vikings organization he was retiring, we leaned towards believing them. Of course, in the back […]

Brett Favre To Retire

Somehow I find this hard to believe, but the Minneapolis Star Tribune is reporting that Vikings quarterback Brett Favre has started to inform people within the organization he’s going to retire. Jay Glazer is reporting that Favre is citing the wear and tear on his body as the reason he’s hanging it up and has […]

LeRoy Butler Pities Brett Favre

Former Green Bay Packers safety LeRoy Butler has always been outspoken when it comes to the subject of Brett Favre. Last year, he told Jim Rome he’d retire before playing for the Minnesota Vikings. Today, Butler said he pities Favre because he can’t find anything to do with his life other than play football. “I […]

Jared Allen Mauled By Dog

Yeah, I know what you’re thinking — it’s too good to be true. Well, unfortunately, it is. Everyone’s least favorite hillbilly/sheepfucker Jared Allen was indeed mauled by a dog. On the negative side, he was wearing protective gear when the mauling occurred. Allen took part in a training exercise with while in Afghanistan on a […]

Brett Favre May Play Until He’s 50

Because frankly, we have nothing better to do at the moment — and neither does the national media, who NEED some sort of Brett Favre story, while they wait for Brett Favre to tell them Brett Favre is going to play in 2010 — we’ll bring you this. Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre says maybe […]

Brett Favre And Vuvuzelas = Awesome

This is, in a word, awesome. Our favorite Minnesota Vikings quarterback not named Tarvaris Jackson or Sage Rosenfels has some breaking news for you. Brett Favre. It’s awesome! Originally posted at another place that’s awesome, Cheesehead TV.

Brett Favre Is Saddened, Might Cry

His Lord and Majesty Brett Favre couldn’t go one day without any Brett Favre news, so he had to do what he does best, and manufacture some. In a recent Men’s Journal feature, Favre’s agent, Bus Cook, called Favre a drama queen, which, as we all know, is waaaaaaaaaay off base. What did Favre do […]