Posts tagged Minnesota Vikings

Packers Getting Healthy

This is not a misnomer. It is not misdirection. It’s not the old switcheroo. The Green Bay Packers are actually getting healthy, and just in time for the Minnesota Vikings, who come to town with their old, washed-up, dick-texting quarterback this weekend. Linebackers Clay Matthews and Brandon Chillar are expected to return to the lineup, […]

10 Reasons We Hate Vikings Fans

Vikings fan

Honestly, this list could probably contain several hundred entries, but I decided to whittle it down to 10. So, without further ado, here are the top 10 reasons we hate the scum of the NFL — the Minnesota Vikings fan. 10. Worst. Stadium. Ever. Now that County Stadium is no more, I can easily say […]

Matthews, Chillar And Tauscher Return, Neal Out

The Green Bay Packers got some good news on the injury front, Wednesday, which is a refreshing change of pace for the team. The most important development is linebacker Clay Matthews returned to practice after missing last Sunday’s game with Miami. Matthews only took part in the jog through portion of practice, but barring a […]

Sterger Lawyers Up, Favre Still Has Nothing To Say

Well, Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre had a conference call with Wisconsin reporters today and it was, predictably, boring. Even the hacks in Wisconsin are questioning him about the dick photos he allegedly texted to Jenn Sterger when they both were with the New York Jets. Staying true to form, Favre didn’t bite. “That’s a […]

Deanna Favre Will Not Be Supporting Her Man This Week

Deanna Favre

I’ve been wondering where Deanna Favre has been hiding while this whole Brett Favre Cockgate saga unfolds. The answer: not in plain view. No, Deanna has been silent and predictably so, since her husband has said absolutely nothing about his text-related dalliance with Jenn Sterger. Some would say Favre’s silence is essentially an admission of […]

Aaron Rodgers Not Surprised Brett Favre Is A Dick

That’s right. It’s [intlink id="35" type="category"]Minnesota Vikings[/intlink] week, and with that comes the obligatory questions for Green Bay Packers quarterback [intlink id="25" type="category"]Aaron Rodgers[/intlink] about Minnesota Vikings quarterback [intlink id="41" type="category"]Brett Favre[/intlink] and their time together in Green Bay. As has been the case with all of the questions up to this point, Rodgers handles […]

The Brett Favre Saga, Animated And In Taiwanese

I think the title speaks for itself, so if you want a laugh at the expense of everyone’s least favorite Minnesota Viking, Brett Favre, watch the video.

If The Helmet Fits…

Minnesota Vikings helmet

Wear it. Surely, someone created this because of the Brett Favre dick texts, but hey, the Minnesota Vikings are a bunch of dicks, too, so it’s perfect.

Favre Gets A Nut Shot

I can’t say I’ve ever really wanted to punch Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre in the balls — maybe the face… or the gut — especially after seeing what is allegedly his tiny penis, but this somehow brings me some satisfaction. Here’s a video of Favre getting hit with a ball in the balls.

Report Suggests Sterger Wants Money From Favre

Jenn Sterger

For now, it’s speculation, but it makes a lot of sense and comes from someone who knows a thing or two about the NFL. Pro Football Talk’s Mike Florio suggested Jenn Sterger wants hush money from Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre to make this whole Cockgate situation go away. If you don’t know by now, […]

Brett Favre Is Not Having A Good Week

In Monday night’s showdown with the New York Jets, Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre threw for 264 yards and three touchdowns. However, in typical Favre fashion he also tossed an interception with 1:30 remaining that was returned for a touchdown and sealed the Jets’ 29-20 victory. After the game, Favre went through another uncomfortable press […]

NFL Looking Into Favre Allegations

Jenn Sterger

The NFL is investigating Cockgate. League spokesman Greg Aiello said the matter is under review. When Aiello says “the matter,” he’s referring to allegations (and audio and photographic evidence) that Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre, then with the New York Jets, left desperate voicemail messages and texted pictures of his cock to then-Jets sideline reporter […]

Another Packers License Plate For Judas

Brett Favre: Judas

This beauty was sent in by a reader — a reader named Tyler to be exact. It’s the second such Green Bay Packers license plate giving the old fuck you to Brett Favre we’ve seen. The first one said 4 GOTN. Anyway, we thought today would be a good day to post it, since the […]

The Brett Favre Dick Photos You’ve Always Wanted To See

Jenn Sterger

You didn’t think we’d glaze over this one, did you? No, it’s just been a busy day. Green Bay Packers players keep getting injured… shit, there goes another one. Anyway, I’m sure you recall the story about one Brett Favre, then with the New York Jets, leaving messages for and eventually texting photos of his […]

Jared Allen Will No Longer Be Able To Rope Calves

We’re going to take a break from telling you everyone on the Green Bay Packers is injured to deliver some good news. Minnesota Vikings defensive end/sheep fucker Jared Allen will no longer be able to perform the traditional version of his sack celebration. You know, the one where he drops to one knee and pretends […]

Vikings Get Moss For Third-Round Pick, Packers Keep Thumb In Ass

Randy Moss

Well, that was easy enough. In the span of 24 hours the Green Bay Packers watched the running back everyone said they needed get traded to Seattle for a fourth-round pick and the receiver they were too stubborn to acquire in 2007 get traded to their arch rival for a third-round pick, moving at least […]

Vikings Reportedly Close To Acquiring Randy Moss

After failing to land Vincent Jackson earlier this season, the Minnesota Vikings may now get the playmaker they’ve lacked in the passing game this season. Per Jay Glazer, the team is close to reacquiring receiver Randy Moss from the New England Patriots. The deal is reportedly contingent on Moss working out a new contract with […]

Help A Packers Fan Meet Brett Favre

John Limbach

This may sound like an odd request from someone who hates Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre, but I want you to help Green Bay Packers fan John Limbach win an opportunity to meet and catch a pass from the traitor himself. Why? Mostly because Limbach is competing against a bunch of Vikings fans and, as […]

Remember When The Packers/Bears Rivalry Was Cool?

Jim McMahon

This is a different NFL than the NFL of the 1960s or even the 1980s, for that matter. In those days, the Green Bay Packers and Chicago Bears generally disliked each other. Today, members of the two teams in the NFL’s most storied rivalry like to slobber all over each other. Case in point: the […]

Who’s Happier Brett Favre Came Back This Year, Me Or Brett Favre?

I’ll tell you who’s happier Brett Favre came back this season. Me. The most despicable franchise in the history of anything, the Minnesota Vikings, are 0-2, two games behind the Green Bay Packers in the NFC North and seemingly ready to implode. I know Favre certainly isn’t happy about that and neither is the rest […]