Posts tagged Minnesota Vikings

Poetic Justice?

A lot of attention has been paid to whether quarterback Brett Favre will be in the starting lineup for the Minnesota Vikings this weekend. Favre fractured his ankle in the Vikings’ loss to the Green Bay Packers, last Sunday. He wore a walking boot until Thursday and he hasn’t practiced yet this week. On top […]

TiVo Time: Minnesota Vikings

Aaron Rodgers

It’s like t-shirt time, only better, because no one from Jersey is involved. Shawn Neuser takes a look at the Green Bay Packers 28-24 victory over the Minnesota Vikings. First of all, TiVo has proven that no matter how many times you watch a backpedaling Brett Favre throw the football into the gut of Packers […]

Sterger Friend: Dick Photos Are Favre’s

Allison Torres

Former Florida State Cowgirl and friend of Jenn Sterger, Allison Torres, told Steppin’ Out magazine she was with Sterger when Sterger received the cock texts from Brett Favre. “I actually saw it when he sent it. We just laughed when he did it,” Torres said. Favre has admitted to leaving messages for Sterger, but denied […]

League Admits Officiating Mistake, Childress Will Get Fined

Minnesota Vikings coach Brad Childress is a dumbass. And a pedophile. But that’s beside the point. Childress wasn’t too happy with the officiating in the Green Bay Packers 28-24 victory over his Vikings, on Sunday. He was particularly perturbed about tight end Visanthe Shiancoe’s second-quarter touchdown reception, which was overturned upon review, and he let […]

Brad Jones Fractured Brett Favre’s Ankle

Green Bay Packers linebacker Brad Jones didn’t make a lot of plays in Sunday’s win against the Minnesota Vikings, but he did make one big one. Jones hit Vikings quarterback Brett Favre from behind on the play that would turn into Favre’s first interception on a three-interception night. On the play, Favre’s foot got caught […]

Brett Favre’s Open-Fly Jeans

In case you missed it, Saturday Night Live did a parody of Brett Favre’s Wrangler commercials, last Saturday. It is, in a word, hilarious.

The Brett Favre Curse Is Broken

Brett Favre

The Green Bay Packers finally pulled out a close game and in doing so, ended the curse of Brett Favre, beating the Minnesota Vikings 28-24. The Packers sit in a tie with the Chicago Bears atop the NFC North with the Chicago Bears at 4-3. Although the Packers defense gave up plenty of yards — […]

Favre Admits Leaving Messages For Sterger

Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre admitted leaving messages for Jenn Sterger when they were both with the New York Jets, according to Fox Sports. Favre, however, denied texting her photos of his dick. Favre made the admission when he met with NFL officials last week. The league is investigating the incident and Favre could potentially […]

Predictions: Packers vs. Vikings

Sarah: The key to this game will be defense. For both teams. Whether Minnesota and Douche Bag of the Century Jared Allen can knock Aaron Rodgers down as many times as they did last season, and whether the Packers can slow down Brett Favre in his second return to Lambeau Field as a Viking. Because […]

Packers Getting Healthy

This is not a misnomer. It is not misdirection. It’s not the old switcheroo. The Green Bay Packers are actually getting healthy, and just in time for the Minnesota Vikings, who come to town with their old, washed-up, dick-texting quarterback this weekend. Linebackers Clay Matthews and Brandon Chillar are expected to return to the lineup, […]

10 Reasons We Hate Vikings Fans

Vikings fan

Honestly, this list could probably contain several hundred entries, but I decided to whittle it down to 10. So, without further ado, here are the top 10 reasons we hate the scum of the NFL — the Minnesota Vikings fan. 10. Worst. Stadium. Ever. Now that County Stadium is no more, I can easily say […]

Matthews, Chillar And Tauscher Return, Neal Out

The Green Bay Packers got some good news on the injury front, Wednesday, which is a refreshing change of pace for the team. The most important development is linebacker Clay Matthews returned to practice after missing last Sunday’s game with Miami. Matthews only took part in the jog through portion of practice, but barring a […]

Sterger Lawyers Up, Favre Still Has Nothing To Say

Well, Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre had a conference call with Wisconsin reporters today and it was, predictably, boring. Even the hacks in Wisconsin are questioning him about the dick photos he allegedly texted to Jenn Sterger when they both were with the New York Jets. Staying true to form, Favre didn’t bite. “That’s a […]

Deanna Favre Will Not Be Supporting Her Man This Week

Deanna Favre

I’ve been wondering where Deanna Favre has been hiding while this whole Brett Favre Cockgate saga unfolds. The answer: not in plain view. No, Deanna has been silent and predictably so, since her husband has said absolutely nothing about his text-related dalliance with Jenn Sterger. Some would say Favre’s silence is essentially an admission of […]

Aaron Rodgers Not Surprised Brett Favre Is A Dick

That’s right. It’s [intlink id=”35″ type=”category”]Minnesota Vikings[/intlink] week, and with that comes the obligatory questions for Green Bay Packers quarterback [intlink id=”25″ type=”category”]Aaron Rodgers[/intlink] about Minnesota Vikings quarterback [intlink id=”41″ type=”category”]Brett Favre[/intlink] and their time together in Green Bay. As has been the case with all of the questions up to this point, Rodgers handles […]

The Brett Favre Saga, Animated And In Taiwanese

I think the title speaks for itself, so if you want a laugh at the expense of everyone’s least favorite Minnesota Viking, Brett Favre, watch the video.

If The Helmet Fits…

Minnesota Vikings helmet

Wear it. Surely, someone created this because of the Brett Favre dick texts, but hey, the Minnesota Vikings are a bunch of dicks, too, so it’s perfect.

Favre Gets A Nut Shot

I can’t say I’ve ever really wanted to punch Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre in the balls — maybe the face… or the gut — especially after seeing what is allegedly his tiny penis, but this somehow brings me some satisfaction. Here’s a video of Favre getting hit with a ball in the balls.

Report Suggests Sterger Wants Money From Favre

Jenn Sterger

For now, it’s speculation, but it makes a lot of sense and comes from someone who knows a thing or two about the NFL. Pro Football Talk’s Mike Florio suggested Jenn Sterger wants hush money from Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre to make this whole Cockgate situation go away. If you don’t know by now, […]

Brett Favre Is Not Having A Good Week

In Monday night’s showdown with the New York Jets, Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre threw for 264 yards and three touchdowns. However, in typical Favre fashion he also tossed an interception with 1:30 remaining that was returned for a touchdown and sealed the Jets’ 29-20 victory. After the game, Favre went through another uncomfortable press […]