Posts tagged Minnesota Vikings
In case you missed it, Saturday Night Live did a parody of Brett Favre’s Wrangler commercials, last Saturday. It is, in a word, hilarious.
Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre admitted leaving messages for Jenn Sterger when they were both with the New York Jets, according to Fox Sports. Favre, however, denied texting her photos of his dick. Favre made the admission when he met with NFL officials last week. The league is investigating the incident and Favre could potentially […]
Sarah: The key to this game will be defense. For both teams. Whether Minnesota and Douche Bag of the Century Jared Allen can knock Aaron Rodgers down as many times as they did last season, and whether the Packers can slow down Brett Favre in his second return to Lambeau Field as a Viking. Because […]
This is not a misnomer. It is not misdirection. It’s not the old switcheroo. The Green Bay Packers are actually getting healthy, and just in time for the Minnesota Vikings, who come to town with their old, washed-up, dick-texting quarterback this weekend. Linebackers Clay Matthews and Brandon Chillar are expected to return to the lineup, […]
Honestly, this list could probably contain several hundred entries, but I decided to whittle it down to 10. So, without further ado, here are the top 10 reasons we hate the scum of the NFL — the Minnesota Vikings fan. 10. Worst. Stadium. Ever. Now that County Stadium is no more, I can easily say […]
The Green Bay Packers got some good news on the injury front, Wednesday, which is a refreshing change of pace for the team. The most important development is linebacker Clay Matthews returned to practice after missing last Sunday’s game with Miami. Matthews only took part in the jog through portion of practice, but barring a […]
Well, Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre had a conference call with Wisconsin reporters today and it was, predictably, boring. Even the hacks in Wisconsin are questioning him about the dick photos he allegedly texted to Jenn Sterger when they both were with the New York Jets. Staying true to form, Favre didn’t bite. “That’s a […]
I’ve been wondering where Deanna Favre has been hiding while this whole Brett Favre Cockgate saga unfolds. The answer: not in plain view. No, Deanna has been silent and predictably so, since her husband has said absolutely nothing about his text-related dalliance with Jenn Sterger. Some would say Favre’s silence is essentially an admission of […]
That’s right. It’s [intlink id="35" type="category"]Minnesota Vikings[/intlink] week, and with that comes the obligatory questions for Green Bay Packers quarterback [intlink id="25" type="category"]Aaron Rodgers[/intlink] about Minnesota Vikings quarterback [intlink id="41" type="category"]Brett Favre[/intlink] and their time together in Green Bay. As has been the case with all of the questions up to this point, Rodgers handles […]
I think the title speaks for itself, so if you want a laugh at the expense of everyone’s least favorite Minnesota Viking, Brett Favre, watch the video.
I can’t say I’ve ever really wanted to punch Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre in the balls — maybe the face… or the gut — especially after seeing what is allegedly his tiny penis, but this somehow brings me some satisfaction. Here’s a video of Favre getting hit with a ball in the balls.
For now, it’s speculation, but it makes a lot of sense and comes from someone who knows a thing or two about the NFL. Pro Football Talk’s Mike Florio suggested Jenn Sterger wants hush money from Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre to make this whole Cockgate situation go away. If you don’t know by now, […]
In Monday night’s showdown with the New York Jets, Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre threw for 264 yards and three touchdowns. However, in typical Favre fashion he also tossed an interception with 1:30 remaining that was returned for a touchdown and sealed the Jets’ 29-20 victory. After the game, Favre went through another uncomfortable press […]
The NFL is investigating Cockgate. League spokesman Greg Aiello said the matter is under review. When Aiello says “the matter,” he’s referring to allegations (and audio and photographic evidence) that Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre, then with the New York Jets, left desperate voicemail messages and texted pictures of his cock to then-Jets sideline reporter […]
You didn’t think we’d glaze over this one, did you? No, it’s just been a busy day. Green Bay Packers players keep getting injured… shit, there goes another one. Anyway, I’m sure you recall the story about one Brett Favre, then with the New York Jets, leaving messages for and eventually texting photos of his […]
We’re going to take a break from telling you everyone on the Green Bay Packers is injured to deliver some good news. Minnesota Vikings defensive end/sheep fucker Jared Allen will no longer be able to perform the traditional version of his sack celebration. You know, the one where he drops to one knee and pretends […]
Well, that was easy enough. In the span of 24 hours the Green Bay Packers watched the running back everyone said they needed get traded to Seattle for a fourth-round pick and the receiver they were too stubborn to acquire in 2007 get traded to their arch rival for a third-round pick, moving at least […]