Posts tagged Minnesota Vikings

Green Bay Packers: Coach Killers

The Green Bay Packers have played two games in the past three weeks. Both head coaches of the Packers’ opponents in those games have now been fired a day after the Packers completely humiliated their teams. The Dallas Cowboys Wade Phillips was the first casualty. The Minnesota Vikings Brad Childress is now the second. Odd, […]

Here’s What’s Wrong With The Vikings

Well, let’s be honest. There are a lot of things wrong with the Minnesota Vikings, which has us in Green Bay pretty much ecstatic. We really don’t have the time or the will to list everything here. The Vikings suck and they can rot in fucking hell. During Sunday’s 31-3 dismantling at the hands of […]

They Can’t Do Anything Right In Minnesota

Kevin Williams

Yeah, I know. We’re piling it on the Minnesota Vikings, but if their fans weren’t such a bunch of ignorant, loud-mouthed shitfucks, well, we probably would have already moved on. My point is, they deserve every last kick we’re going to give them while they’re down. They’ve worked hard to earn it. So, the Vikings […]

My Bet: Brett Favre Hangs It Up Before The Season Ends

Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre said he wanted to go home and “re-evaluate” after losing to the Green Bay Packers 31-3, on Sunday. What re-evaluate means exactly, Favre didn’t say. Of course, there’s speculation Favre may hang it up before the season ends and with good reason. The Vikings are all but mathematically eliminated from […]

Stick A Fork In The Minnesota Vikings

Greg Jennings

I think we can all agree, thanks to the Green Bay Packers, we can stick a fork in the Minnesota Vikings. They’re dead. Their season is officially over after the Packers thoroughly dominated them and old man Brett Favre in a 31-3 victory at the Metrodome. None of us thought it would be as easy […]

Predictions: Packers vs. Vikings

Sarah: Round two of Brett Favre vs. the Green Bay Packers unfolds Sunday afternoon at the Metrodome. The first round ended with a defeated old man limping off Lambeau Field following a 28-24 loss. Will anything be different this time around? Probably not. The Minnesota Vikings’ season has been a letdown, to say the least. […]

Why It All Went Wrong For The Vikings

Oh, those poor Minnesota Vikings. They’ve become the NFL’s freak show. Not only does their team, at 3-6, suck, but no one likes head coach Brad Childress, quarterback Brett Favre is now recognized more for sending photos of his cock to Jenn Sterger than anything he’s doing on the football field, and the team’s early-season […]

Childress Won’t Be Fired; Favre Still A Girl

The Minnesota Vikings suck, which is really too bad. The Vikings dropped to 3-6 after a 27-13 loss to the Chicago Bears, on Sunday. Afterward, the speculation about coach Brad Childress’ job continued. However, owner Zygi Wilf said he had no plans to fire Childress, after the game. As for the mighty quarterback, Brett Favre, […]

Minnesota Vikings Pat Williams Wears A Thong

I know what you’re thinking. Disgusting. Well, that’s the Minnesota Vikings for you. Maybe it’s his lucky thong. Oh, and have I mentioned the Vikings are 3-6 after losing to the Chicago Bears, yesterday? Hahahaha! Via Cosby Sweaters

Minnesota Vikings: Pants Optional

We’re going to presume this is Minnesota Vikings owner Zygi Wilf’s right hand man, even though he’s standing to his left. We’re not really sure they know the difference between right and left in Minnesota, anyway. Maybe this dude had his pants stolen by coach Brad Childress. He is staring a hole through the back […]

Sterger Meets With NFL… Finally

Jenn Sterger

Hey, remember me? I’m Jenn Sterger, the chick that allegedly received inappropriate messages and cock shots from Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre. Sterger finally sat down with NFL officials after weeks of deliberating, stalling, hoping to get a financial settlement, working the story for publicity or whatever your take on the events are. Sterger gave […]

Everyone Hates Brad Childress

It’s a sad, sad story over in Minnesota… Wait a second. Nope. It’s fucking hilarious! A laugh riot! A true sign that the scumbags of the world eventually always get their just desserts! If you haven’t heard by now, trouble is afoot in the Minnesota Vikings organization, also known as the dregs of the NFL. […]

Harris Signs With Dolphins

Former Green Bay Packers cornerback Al Harris has signed a one-year deal with the Miami Dolphins. Terms of the deal were not disclosed, but the move brings Harris, who lives in Pompano Beach, closer to home. “Al is excited to be playing in his hometown,” his agent, Jack Bechta said. “He has intimated to me […]

Harris Clears Waivers, Becomes A Free Agent

Former Green Bay Packers cornerback Al Harris cleared waivers Tuesday afternoon and became a free agent. The news isn’t terribly surprising. Although we fully believe there is interest in Harris, as the National Football Post initially reported, teams are unlikely to make a deal with him before seeing him work out. By making a waiver […]

Several Teams Interested In Harris

Several teams are interested in former Green Bay Packers cornerback Al Harris, including one NFC North team, according to the National Football Post’s Joe Fortenbaugh. At least six teams have inquired about Harris, whom the Packers released on Monday, according to the report. The NFC North team is likely the Minnesota Vikings or Detroit Lions. […]

Don’t Let The Door Hit You In The Ass On The Way Out, Brad

Unless the Minnesota Vikings inexplicably go on a roll and rip off a few victories in a row, it seems increasingly likely coach Brad Childress will be canned before the season is over. Of course, considering Childress is one of the biggest idiots on the face of the earth, that’s bad news for the rest […]

Midseason Awards: Total Packers Edition

We gave you the midseason awards: other people’s edition yesterday and we also told you what we thought about midseason awards. The best word to summarize would be this one: indifference. However, we promised you our midseason awards at some point, and here they are. The difference between our midseason awards and other people’s are […]

Allocation Of NFL Hype And Media Attention

Brett Favre media hype

This comes from this week’s version of Gregg Easterbrook’s Tuesday Morning Quarterback, which is not coincidentally titled Brett Favre’s time has finally passed. I didn’t bother to read the article because 1. The ghost has been exercised and I am tired of talking about Brett Favre (at least for the moment), and 2. Easterbrook obviously […]

Hitler Is Angered Over Randy Moss’ Release

You’ve probably seen this video in one incarnation or another, but the most recent one is definitely one of the best. In it, Adolph Hitler finds out Randy Moss has been released by the Minnesota Vikings. His anger is palpable. His plan of action is less predictable, but absolutely hilarious. Thanks to Doug for sending […]

Here’s That Brett Favre Hit, For Your Enjoyment

Here’s a little Minnesota Vikings carnage porn for you — Brett Favre taking the hit that lacerated his chin and put him out of Sunday’s 28-18 loss to the New England Patriots. Favre received eight stitches. The hit came courtesy of Myron Pryor. We’re sure the Nazis from the NFL will make sure YouTube pulls […]