Posts tagged Minnesota Vikings

Minnesota Viking Linval Joseph was Shot Last Night

Linval Joseph

Minnesota Vikings defensive tackle Linval Joseph was shot in the leg on Friday night. You’ll never guess where this shooting occurred. Perfect Vikings moment.

Brett Favre, Mark Murphy, and the Perils of Willful Ignorance

Brett Favre

The Green Bay Packers made a sort of public reconciliation with Brett Favre at a press conference on Monday. And boy, what a joke that was. It’s as if part of history has been erased.

Chris Kluwe is Dropping Bombs

Chris Kluwe

Chris Kluwe is not about to let the Minnesota Vikings off the hook. He has now implicated two players of getting caught with an underage girl. Hell yeah!

Chris Kluwe is Suing the Minnesota Vikings

Chris Kluwe

Former Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe is suing the Minnesota Vikings. We are not even making this up. Only the Vikings. Only the Vikings.

Why the Minnesota Vikings Suck

Randy Moss moon

The Minnesota Vikings suck. They suck more than any team in organized sports. That’s mostly due to their fans, but let’s review all of the reasons the Vikings suck.

This has to Be a Metaphor for Being a Minnesota Vikings Fan

Minnesota Vikings fans pissed here

Minnesota Vikings fans will go to great lengths to get their hands on team memorabilia, even if it’s covered in the urine of other men. Metaphor alert!

Watch the Tools in Minneapolis React to Getting Super Bowl LII

Minnesota gets Super Bowl LII

The NFL awarded Super Bowl LII to Minneapolis on Tuesday and the announcement was broadcast. Here’s the awesome reaction from the Minnesota war room.

Hormel Chili is Today’s Big Winner

Minnesota Vikings stadium

The NFL awarded Super Bowl LII to Minneapolis today, which means Hormel Chili is the real winner here. The game will be played at the Hormel Chili Dome.

Teddy Bridgewater’s Plan Really Backfired

Teddy Bridgewater at the NFL Draft: total ecstasy

Teddy Bridgewater said he didn’t want to play for the Cleveland Browns. That plan really backfired when he got picked by the only worse team in the league.

Let’s Grade These NFL Draft Classes!

Teddy Bridgewater at the NFL Draft: total ecstasy

It’s time to grade the 2014 NFL Draft classes because why not? The event is over. That’s reason enough to grade something. Plus, our grades are spot on!

The Brett Favre Saga — The Darkness Before The Dawn

Brett Favre

The Brett Favre saga comes to its dramatic conclusion in this, the final installment. Today we take you through Brett’s time with the Vikings and the end of his career.

The Brett Favre Saga — Jets, Lies and Videotape

Brett Favre retires

It’s part two in the Brett Favre saga. In this installment, we take you from the moment Brett retired from the Green Bay Packers until he was traded to the New York Jets.

Minnesota Vikings Fans: Jared Allen is a Trader

Jared Allen: trader

Minnesota Vikings fans have managed to outdo themselves once again. They’re furious that Jared Allen signed with the Bears. To them, he’s a “trader.”

Packers Have Signed Letroy Guion

Letroy Guion

The Green Bay Packers have signed free agent defensive tackle Letroy Guion. That likely puts the final nail in the coffin that was Ryan Pickett’s career.

Free Agency News for Green Bay Packers Fans, Day 3

Captain Munnerlyn

The Green Bay Packers kicked asses and took names on day three of free agency! And why would you expect anything else? Here’s the daily free agency roundup for the NFC North.

Matt Cassel is the Minnesota Vikings Man!

Matt Cassel

The Minnesota Vikings are going to roll with Matt Cassel at quarterback in 2014. The Queens re-signed Cassel to a new two-year deal on Friday.

Darren Sharper Charged with Two More Rapes

Darren Sharper

Former NFL safety Darren Sharper has been charged in two more rape cases, this time for alleged incidents in New Orleans. He was previously charged in L.A.

Hooray! The Metrodome Blew Up Yesterday

Metrodome explosion

Goodbye Metrodome. Worst stadium of all time. Home to the greatest embarrassment in the NFL. We will not ever miss you. Watch and enjoy the Metrodome blowing up.

You’ll Be Glad to Know Christian Ponder will Remain a Viking

Sad Christian Ponder

Christian Ponder will be sucking it up at quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings for at least one more season. That’s good news for the rest of the NFL North!

Let’s Talk About Darren Sharper

Darren Sharper

We’ve been ignoring the Darren Sharper situation, but we can’t anymore. The former Green Bay Packers safety has been charged with raping four women. He’s also under investigation in three other cases.