Posts tagged Minnesota Vikings

The Teddy Bridgewater Era is Officially Underway

Teddy Bridgewater at the NFL Draft: total ecstasy

Minnesota Vikings fans — and probably fans of every other team — rejoice! Your savior has arrived! His name is Teddy Bridgewater and his time has come!

Oh, Now Adrian Peterson Has Been Deactivated Again

Adrian Peterson mug shot

Well of course the Minnesota Vikings have deactivated running back Adrian Peterson again. Sponsors started pulling dollars. Fuck these clowns.

Of Course Adrian Peterson is Playing this Weekend

Adrian Peterson

Adrian Peterson has been reinstated by the Minnesota Vikings because, well, just because. They’re the Minnesota Vikings and they can’t win without him.

Vikings Fans: Always Classy

Adrian Peterson fan

There was a woman in an Adrian Peterson jersey carrying a switch at the Minnesota Vikings games on Sunday. Because, of course.

Adrian Peterson: All Smiles

Adrian Peterson mug shot

Adrian Peterson is all smiles in his latest mugshot, which looks exactly the same as his previous mugshot. He must know something we don’t.

Adrian Peterson is the Minnesota Vikings

Adrian Peterson

Adrian Peterson is the Minnesota Vikings, which makes his being a complete fuckup totally appropriate.

Tom Pelissero: No Longer a Hack

Tom Pelissero: hero

Noted Minnesota Vikings homer and USA Today reporter Tom Pelissero may secretly believe his boys are winning it all this year, but he isn’t saying so publicly. He’s taking the Green Bay Packers instead.

Matt Cassel is the Vikings’ Guy

Matt Cassel

When the Minnesota Vikings win the Super Bowl this year, they’ll be quarterbacked by Matt Cassel. The momentous announcement was made today. Are you shaking in your boots?

Minnesota Viking Linval Joseph was Shot Last Night

Linval Joseph

Minnesota Vikings defensive tackle Linval Joseph was shot in the leg on Friday night. You’ll never guess where this shooting occurred. Perfect Vikings moment.

Brett Favre, Mark Murphy, and the Perils of Willful Ignorance

Brett Favre

The Green Bay Packers made a sort of public reconciliation with Brett Favre at a press conference on Monday. And boy, what a joke that was. It’s as if part of history has been erased.

Chris Kluwe is Dropping Bombs

Chris Kluwe

Chris Kluwe is not about to let the Minnesota Vikings off the hook. He has now implicated two players of getting caught with an underage girl. Hell yeah!

Chris Kluwe is Suing the Minnesota Vikings

Chris Kluwe

Former Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe is suing the Minnesota Vikings. We are not even making this up. Only the Vikings. Only the Vikings.

Why the Minnesota Vikings Suck

Randy Moss moon

The Minnesota Vikings suck. They suck more than any team in organized sports. That’s mostly due to their fans, but let’s review all of the reasons the Vikings suck.

This has to Be a Metaphor for Being a Minnesota Vikings Fan

Minnesota Vikings fans pissed here

Minnesota Vikings fans will go to great lengths to get their hands on team memorabilia, even if it’s covered in the urine of other men. Metaphor alert!

Watch the Tools in Minneapolis React to Getting Super Bowl LII

Minnesota gets Super Bowl LII

The NFL awarded Super Bowl LII to Minneapolis on Tuesday and the announcement was broadcast. Here’s the awesome reaction from the Minnesota war room.

Hormel Chili is Today’s Big Winner

Minnesota Vikings stadium

The NFL awarded Super Bowl LII to Minneapolis today, which means Hormel Chili is the real winner here. The game will be played at the Hormel Chili Dome.

Teddy Bridgewater’s Plan Really Backfired

Teddy Bridgewater at the NFL Draft: total ecstasy

Teddy Bridgewater said he didn’t want to play for the Cleveland Browns. That plan really backfired when he got picked by the only worse team in the league.

Let’s Grade These NFL Draft Classes!

Teddy Bridgewater at the NFL Draft: total ecstasy

It’s time to grade the 2014 NFL Draft classes because why not? The event is over. That’s reason enough to grade something. Plus, our grades are spot on!

The Brett Favre Saga — The Darkness Before The Dawn

Brett Favre

The Brett Favre saga comes to its dramatic conclusion in this, the final installment. Today we take you through Brett’s time with the Vikings and the end of his career.

The Brett Favre Saga — Jets, Lies and Videotape

Brett Favre retires

It’s part two in the Brett Favre saga. In this installment, we take you from the moment Brett retired from the Green Bay Packers until he was traded to the New York Jets.