Posts tagged Minnesota Vikings
For The Last Fucking Time, Don’t Tell Me Who’s A Real Packers Fan Or How To Feel About Brett Favre
May 14th
Every time we write something about Lord Brett Favre some idiot comments and chastises Packers fans who no longer like or support the Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback. Without fail, someone will say something like this: any Packers fan that doesn’t like Brett Favre isn’t a real Packers fan. It’s something Favre said himself when he went [...]
The Latest In Brett Favre Rumor Mongering
May 13th
Brett Favre won’t have ankle surgery! That’s the word from Charley Walters of the Pioneer Press, who decided to give the news, or rumor, the following one line in yesterday’s column. Hot rumor is that QB Brett Favre will decline to have left ankle surgery as recommended by an orthopedist. What that means for his [...]
A Green Bay Packers Prayer
May 10th
I’m not sure whether I’d call this a prayer or perhaps a revision of the Bible, but this drunken Green Bay Packers’ fan has an epic rant about the Packers, Aaron Rodgers and a few other teams. Oh, and to make it even better, he’s shitfaced, decked out in full Brewers gear and is wearing [...]
NFL Can Suspend Fat Fucks From Minnesota… Probably
May 7th
We haven’t really talked much about the Minnesota Vikings’ Starcaps case lately because it’s been sitting in the courts, but yesterday Hennepin County District Judge Gary Larson issued a significant ruling. Before we get to that, we’d be remiss if we didn’t offer a quick recap of events. Back in December of 2008, the two [...]
Making Brett Favre Predictions
May 4th
Yes, we still think Brett Favre will play quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings this year despite any sort of surgery he may have to have. With that said, this whole deal of making predictions or sitting around and waiting until Favre makes a decision is often an entertaining business. For example, I had to chuckle [...]
Vikings Stadium Bill – Why The New Options Won’t Work
May 3rd
A bipartisan group of state lawmakers on Monday unveiled the long-awaited bill that could free the Minnesota Vikings from the hell that is the Metrodome. As expected, the legislation outlines two ways to fund a $791 million new Vikings stadium. The first uses existing Minneapolis city taxes to build a new stadium on the site [...]
Barnett Wants Another Shot At Favre
May 2nd
Green Bay Packers’ linebacker Nick Barnett put the memo out via Twitter — he wants another shot at Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback Brett Favre. Somebody tell Brett to have that surgery so I can make up for last year!!! As we reported on Thursday, Favre will need ankle surgery if he plans to play in 2010. [...]
What A Real Packers Fan Thinks About Brett Favre
May 1st
You probably know how we feel about Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback Brett Favre. If you don’t, then you either haven’t been paying attention or you’re a scumbag Vikings’ fan. With that said, this video delighted me. The description reads like this: So while at south by southwest, I was filming for work. This guy saw my [...]
Favre Needs Ankle Surgery To Play
Apr 30th
Much like it did last offseason, the debate around whether or not Brett Favre will play quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings will center on whether or not Favre elects to have surgery. Last year Favre needed to have a torn biceps tendon repaired to play. This year he’ll need surgery on the grotesquely swollen ankle [...]
Vikings May Stay In Minnesoata After All
Apr 29th
The Minnesota State Legislature will reportedly introduce a stadium bill next week that could lead to the Minnesota Vikings getting a new home and guaranteeing the team won’t abandon the worst fans in professional sports. The bill will include two options for funding the stadium. The first involves building a new Vikings’ stadium on the [...]
Total Packers 2-Minute Drill
Apr 27th
The guys over at Lexy were kind enough to let my dumb ass be the guest on their latest 2-Minute Drill, which of course focuses on the finest team in all of professional sports – the Green Bay Packers. We talked about the draft, Aaron Rodgers, the Packers’ defense, Lord Favre and the rest of [...]
Favre Still Hurting, But Vikings Think He’ll Play Two More Years
Apr 24th
Will he or won’t he? It has pretty much been a foregone conclusion around these parts that Lord Brett Favre would return for the 2010 season to play quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings. But not so fast, apparently. Steve Mariucci, Favre’s quarterbacks coach during his early years with the Green Bay Packers and close friend, [...]
Stadium-Hungry Vikings Whore Out Jared Allen
Apr 23rd
The Minnesota Vikings are getting aggressive in their crusade for a new stadium. Team owner Zygi Wilf met privately Thursday with state lawmakers at St. Paul’s posh University Club to discuss possible stadium bills, while Jared Allen spent that evening being, well, Jared Allen. The defensive end/attention whore/douche bag has become something of a poster [...]
Don’t Mess With Jared Allen’s Girlfriend, Just Wear His Jersey When Committing Crimes
Apr 21st
You know how much we love Minnesota Vikings’ defensive end and dumbass redneck Jared Allen, so we really couldn’t resist bringing you the latest news from the Sax Machine. First, comes this video in which you’ll see Allen utter these words: “I’ll break your fucking neck homeboy … and then I’ll write a check to [...]
2010 Green Bay Packers’ Schedule Released
Apr 20th
The 2010 Green Bay Packers’ schedule is highlighted by one Monday night game and three Sunday night games. The Packers will face the the Bears in Chicago on Monday, Sept. 27. The Sunday night games are Oct. 24 vs. the Vikings at Lambeau Field, Nov. 7 vs. the Cowboys at Lambeau Field, and Dec. 29 [...]
Detroit Schedule Leaks, Packers To Face Bears In Finale
Apr 20th
Our favorite wonky blogger at ESPN, Kevin Siefert, posted the leaked 2010 schedule for the Detroit Lions. Why is this interesting for Green Bay Packers fans? Well, we at least know three game dates for the Packers’ schedule. Sunday, Oct. 3 — LIONS at Green Bay Sunday, Dec. 12 — LIONS at Detroit Sunday, Jan. [...]
Week 17 Will Feature Only Divisional Games
Apr 20th
The full NFL schedule will be released later today, but ESPN has already reported one significant development – week 17 will feature only divisional games. As we’ve discussed before, the move will hopefully eliminate some meaningless late-season contests where teams play their B team, something which takes away from both the integrity of the playoffs [...]
Favre Gives Vikings Wranglers, No Answers
Apr 16th
He hasn’t decided if he’ll return for a second season, but Brett Favre did let his Minnesota Vikings’ teammates know one thing this week — he’s a cheap ass mofo. Players participating in offseason workouts — obviously, this wouldn’t include Favre — returned to team headquarters in Eden Prairie, Minn., to find a pair of [...]
Vikings Stadium Deal Heating Up?
Apr 8th
There’s no formal legislation, and lawmakers still need to pay for state schools and other necessities, but efforts to build a new Minnesota Vikings stadium appear to be heating up in the state Legislature. A top Democratic senator told the Star-Tribune most of the pieces of a stadium proposal were “pretty much drafted” and that [...]
Favre A Grandfather, Brittany Still Hot
Apr 6th
Minnesota Vikings’ and former Green Bay Packers’ quarterback Brett Favre is a grandfather. That’s right. His 21-year-old daughter Brittany recently gave birth to a son. Hey, they live in Mississippi – there’s nothing to do but drink and fuck. Those of you who live in Wisconsin should already know this. And those of you who [...]