Posts tagged Minnesota Vikings
Rod Woodson: No Respect For Favre
Aug 19th
Add Hall of Famer Rod Woodson to the growing list of people who have no respect for Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre. Woodson called out Favre and the Vikings on NFL Total Access, on Tuesday. “This five-year saga, I think, is played out,” Woodson said. “I think a lot of veterans in the National Football [...]
Brett Favre: Not About Money
Aug 18th
Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre does not play for money, but he will sure as hell take that additional $3.5 million you want to throw at him. No, Brett Favre clearly stated earlier this month that if Brett Favre came back to the Minnesota Vikings, he would not be coming back for the money. The [...]
All It Took For Brett Favre To Return Was A Tug Job From Jared Allen
Aug 17th
Brett Favre is a stupid fucking scumbag, but we’re contractually bound to tell you he’s going to play for the Minnesota Vikings this season. Favre boarded a plane earlier today, which is said to be on its way to Minnesota. We hope it crashes. Even though the Vikings were feigning ignorance — which, let’s face [...]
Brett Favre: Forgotten
Aug 16th
I think I’ll just let the photo do the talking. But not before adding, I love it. From As Seen In WI.
Because They’re All Stupid Thugs In Minnesota
Aug 13th
You knew it was true and now, so does ESPN’s Chris Mortensen. I have to give Kyle credit for pointing this out, but if you watch this video on Mort’s visit to Minnesota Vikings training camp, you’ll notice at the end Mortensen mentions that someone stole all of the autographed decals off the side of [...]
Brett Favre Just Needed His Ego Massaged
Aug 9th
You all remember when Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre was going to retire. I mean, retire for the third time, this year, for good. Then he changed his mind, again. Oh, and he lied about it. Favre sent text messages to teammates informing them he was going to hang it up, which prompted all the [...]
Who Wants To See Brett Favre’s Cock?
Aug 4th
Not Jenn Sterger, apparently. It appears Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre, then with the New York Jets, sent Sterger unsolicited cell phone photos of his cock. Normally I make things like this up, but in this case, it is reportedly true. While I could care less about Brett Favre or any man’s cock, I do [...]
This Brett Favre Bullshit Is Far From Over
Aug 4th
We should have known better and we probably did, but both Judd Zulgad of the Minneapolis Star Tribune and Jay Glazer of Fox Sports are typically pretty reliable guys. So, when they said Brett Favre told people within the Minnesota Vikings organization he was retiring, we leaned towards believing them. Of course, in the back [...]
Brett Favre To Retire
Aug 3rd
Somehow I find this hard to believe, but the Minneapolis Star Tribune is reporting that Vikings quarterback Brett Favre has started to inform people within the organization he’s going to retire. Jay Glazer is reporting that Favre is citing the wear and tear on his body as the reason he’s hanging it up and has [...]
LeRoy Butler Pities Brett Favre
Jul 29th
Former Green Bay Packers safety LeRoy Butler has always been outspoken when it comes to the subject of Brett Favre. Last year, he told Jim Rome he’d retire before playing for the Minnesota Vikings. Today, Butler said he pities Favre because he can’t find anything to do with his life other than play football. “I [...]
Jared Allen Mauled By Dog
Jul 28th
Yeah, I know what you’re thinking — it’s too good to be true. Well, unfortunately, it is. Everyone’s least favorite hillbilly/sheepfucker Jared Allen was indeed mauled by a dog. On the negative side, he was wearing protective gear when the mauling occurred. Allen took part in a training exercise with while in Afghanistan on a [...]
Brett Favre May Play Until He’s 50
Jul 27th
Because frankly, we have nothing better to do at the moment — and neither does the national media, who NEED some sort of Brett Favre story, while they wait for Brett Favre to tell them Brett Favre is going to play in 2010 — we’ll bring you this. Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre says maybe [...]
Brett Favre And Vuvuzelas = Awesome
Jul 25th
This is, in a word, awesome. Our favorite Minnesota Vikings quarterback not named Tarvaris Jackson or Sage Rosenfels has some breaking news for you. Brett Favre. It’s awesome! Originally posted at another place that’s awesome, Cheesehead TV.
Brett Favre Is Saddened, Might Cry
Jul 22nd
His Lord and Majesty Brett Favre couldn’t go one day without any Brett Favre news, so he had to do what he does best, and manufacture some. In a recent Men’s Journal feature, Favre’s agent, Bus Cook, called Favre a drama queen, which, as we all know, is waaaaaaaaaay off base. What did Favre do [...]
Packers No. 22 On Forbes’ List Of Most Valuable Sports Teams
Jul 22nd
The Green Bay Packers came in at No. 22 on Forbes’ list of most valuable sports teams, with a value of $1.02 billion and revenue of $232 million. The list is lead by the English Premier League’s Manchester United, which has a value of $1.83 billion and revenue of $459 million. The Dallas Cowboys are [...]
Not Even Bus Cook Likes Brett Favre
Jul 19th
Maybe that’s an overstatement. We know one thing — Bus Cook likes Brett Favre’s money. However, Cook, who is Favre’s agent, clearly doesn’t think much of Favre’s antics when it comes to dealing with the media, according to Favre’s recent Men’s Journal interview. Cook takes exception with Favre telling ESPN’s Ed Werder he needs ankle [...]
More Details Emerge On The Brett Favre Divorce
Jul 15th
Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre is a megalomaniacal prima donna, this we know. We all knew he wanted to stick it to the Green Bay Packers when they decided to move on, even though he said he didn’t. Despite his previous denial that his move to Minnesota wasn’t about revenge, Favre now admits he wanted [...]
Trouble Brewing In Minnesota?
Jul 13th
As you probably know, I hate the Minnesota Vikings. More than terrorists. So, this potential disaster/distraction/whatever puts a smile on my face. Vikings running back Adrian Peterson isn’t happy. Who would be, playing for that despicable franchise? Michael Lombardi reports Peterson will be the next player to complain about his contract. Peterson is still playing [...]
The Losers In Minnesota Keep Lining Up
Jul 12th
If we only had a firing squad here at Total Packers, we’d all be much better off. That way, when these ignorant, moronic, mouth breathers from Minnesota line up for their latest Brett Favre stunt, we could do society and future generations a favor. Frankly, the stench of idiocy emanating from Minnesota never ceases to [...]
Is Westbrook Still An Option In Green Bay?
Jul 10th
Earlier in the offseason, the Green Bay Packers expressed interest in free agent running back Brian Westbrook. The former Philadelphia Eagles star has had injury problems his entire career and missed eight games with concussions in 2009, but when healthy, Westbrook has been a force, twice rushing for 1,200 yards. Now 30, Westbrook appears near [...]