Posts tagged Minnesota Vikings
The Brett Favre Saga, Animated And In Taiwanese
Oct 17th
I think the title speaks for itself, so if you want a laugh at the expense of everyone’s least favorite Minnesota Viking, Brett Favre, watch the video.
If The Helmet Fits…
Oct 15th
Wear it. Surely, someone created this because of the Brett Favre dick texts, but hey, the Minnesota Vikings are a bunch of dicks, too, so it’s perfect.
Favre Gets A Nut Shot
Oct 14th
I can’t say I’ve ever really wanted to punch Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre in the balls — maybe the face… or the gut — especially after seeing what is allegedly his tiny penis, but this somehow brings me some satisfaction. Here’s a video of Favre getting hit with a ball in the balls.
Report Suggests Sterger Wants Money From Favre
Oct 13th
For now, it’s speculation, but it makes a lot of sense and comes from someone who knows a thing or two about the NFL. Pro Football Talk’s Mike Florio suggested Jenn Sterger wants hush money from Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre to make this whole Cockgate situation go away. If you don’t know by now, [...]
Brett Favre Is Not Having A Good Week
Oct 12th
In Monday night’s showdown with the New York Jets, Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre threw for 264 yards and three touchdowns. However, in typical Favre fashion he also tossed an interception with 1:30 remaining that was returned for a touchdown and sealed the Jets’ 29-20 victory. After the game, Favre went through another uncomfortable press [...]
NFL Looking Into Favre Allegations
Oct 8th
The NFL is investigating Cockgate. League spokesman Greg Aiello said the matter is under review. When Aiello says “the matter,” he’s referring to allegations (and audio and photographic evidence) that Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre, then with the New York Jets, left desperate voicemail messages and texted pictures of his cock to then-Jets sideline reporter [...]
Another Packers License Plate For Judas
Oct 8th
This beauty was sent in by a reader — a reader named Tyler to be exact. It’s the second such Green Bay Packers license plate giving the old fuck you to Brett Favre we’ve seen. The first one said 4 GOTN. Anyway, we thought today would be a good day to post it, since the [...]
The Brett Favre Dick Photos You’ve Always Wanted To See
Oct 7th
You didn’t think we’d glaze over this one, did you? No, it’s just been a busy day. Green Bay Packers players keep getting injured… shit, there goes another one. Anyway, I’m sure you recall the story about one Brett Favre, then with the New York Jets, leaving messages for and eventually texting photos of his [...]
Jared Allen Will No Longer Be Able To Rope Calves
Oct 7th
We’re going to take a break from telling you everyone on the Green Bay Packers is injured to deliver some good news. Minnesota Vikings defensive end/sheep fucker Jared Allen will no longer be able to perform the traditional version of his sack celebration. You know, the one where he drops to one knee and pretends [...]
Vikings Get Moss For Third-Round Pick, Packers Keep Thumb In Ass
Oct 6th
Well, that was easy enough. In the span of 24 hours the Green Bay Packers watched the running back everyone said they needed get traded to Seattle for a fourth-round pick and the receiver they were too stubborn to acquire in 2007 get traded to their arch rival for a third-round pick, moving at least [...]
Vikings Reportedly Close To Acquiring Randy Moss
Oct 5th
After failing to land Vincent Jackson earlier this season, the Minnesota Vikings may now get the playmaker they’ve lacked in the passing game this season. Per Jay Glazer, the team is close to reacquiring receiver Randy Moss from the New England Patriots. The deal is reportedly contingent on Moss working out a new contract with [...]
Help A Packers Fan Meet Brett Favre
Oct 1st
This may sound like an odd request from someone who hates Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre, but I want you to help Green Bay Packers fan John Limbach win an opportunity to meet and catch a pass from the traitor himself. Why? Mostly because Limbach is competing against a bunch of Vikings fans and, as [...]
Remember When The Packers/Bears Rivalry Was Cool?
Sep 24th
This is a different NFL than the NFL of the 1960s or even the 1980s, for that matter. In those days, the Green Bay Packers and Chicago Bears generally disliked each other. Today, members of the two teams in the NFL’s most storied rivalry like to slobber all over each other. Case in point: the [...]
Who’s Happier Brett Favre Came Back This Year, Me Or Brett Favre?
Sep 21st
I’ll tell you who’s happier Brett Favre came back this season. Me. The most despicable franchise in the history of anything, the Minnesota Vikings, are 0-2, two games behind the Green Bay Packers in the NFC North and seemingly ready to implode. I know Favre certainly isn’t happy about that and neither is the rest [...]
Visanthe Shiancoe’s Butt Hurts
Sep 10th
Minnesota Vikings tight end Visanthe Shiancoe is a little butt hurt because his joke of an organization isn’t getting as much attention as it was last season. No, that attention is now being focused on the Green Bay Packers and Shiancoe wants to have a cry about it. ”You’ve got to watch a team like [...]
Brett Favre: Old Man In The Rain
Sep 9th
I thought it appropriate to pass on this story in anticipation of tonight’s season-opening (finally!) tilt between Brett Favre’s Minnesota Vikings and the New Orleans Saints. Some of you may well be pulling for the old gray mare. I, of course, will be pulling for him to get killed (although slightly less so than usual, [...]
Terrell Owens Says Something Smart
Sep 8th
That would be a headline in and of itself because, let’s face it, most of the things that come out of Cincinnati Bengals receiver Terrell Owens’ mouth either aren’t too bright or aren’t worth listening to. That alone wouldn’t get Owens a mention on this blog, however. No, Owens would either have to say something [...]
What Can The Vikings Expect From Favre?
Aug 22nd
That’s the $16.5 million question, I guess. Brett Favre had the best season of his career at age 40 for the Minnesota Vikings, last season. He threw for 4,202 yards, the third highest total of his career. He threw for 33 touchdowns, which is tied for the fourth highest in his career. Most impressively, he [...]
Stephen Colbert On Brett Favre
Aug 21st
Stephen Colbert gives his own unique take on Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre and his latest return to football. If you watch The Colbert Report, you know it’s going to be awesome. The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Brett Favre Returns to Football www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes 2010 Election Fox News [...]
Like The Rest Of Us, Favre Has No Respect For Brad Childress
Aug 20th
Apparently, the real reason Brett Favre was thinking about not returning to the Minnesota Vikings had nothing to do with his health. Favre, like the rest of us, has no respect for Vikings’ coach Brad Childress. It makes you wonder — what does it say when a guy who no one has any respect for, [...]