Posts tagged Minnesota Vikings

Packers Favored To Win 2013 Super Bowl

Super Bowl XLV

The Green Bay Packers have already been installed as favorites to win the 2013 Super Bowl. Here are the odds, who else Vegas likes and who they don’t. Think: Minnesota Vikings.

Gurley Turns Down Vikings, Others To Stay On Packers Practice Squad

Tori Gurley

Receiver Tori Gurley has turned down an offer from the Minnesota Vikings, as well as other clubs, to remain on the Green Bay Packers practice squad. It’s an unusual occurrence, but here’s how it happened.

Jared Allen Likes Touching Other Dudes’ Junk

Minnesota Vikings defensive end Jared Allen is a dipshit, but we didn’t know he liked feeling other dudes’ junk while on the field. Well, he does. Here’s his explanation for punching Ray Edwards in the balls.

Favre Wants To Play For Bears

Brett Favre

A source close to Brett Favre says he’s listen to the Chicago Bears want him to play. The Bears seem more likely to stick with the quarterbacks they have in house, though.

The Donovan McNabb Experiment Has Come To A Screeching Halt

Donovan McNabb

The Minnesota Vikings will reportedly release quarterback Donovan McNabb. Yes, we’re laughing heartily at their expense, but we’ve also got the details for you.

Vikings Still Trying To Save Season

Leslie Frazier

The dimwits leading the Minnesota Vikings organization are reportedly still trying to win now instead of building for the future. While this level of idiocy isn’t surprising coming from the Vikings, it’s likely to result in some changes in the offseason. We take a look at the possibilities.

TiVo Time: Minnesota Vikings

Clay Matthews

We take one more look at the Green Bay Packers pounding of the Minnesota Vikings by breaking down the tape. Here are the key plays, what made them work or what didn’t.

Make Minnesota Vikings Fans Cry [Video]

There’s nothing awesome about a little girl crying… unless she’s crying because the Green Bay Packers stomped the Minnesota Vikings. We’re pretty sure this is what all Vikings fans look like after a loss.

Grades: Packers vs. Vikings

Clay Matthews

The Green Bay Packers kept their winning streak alive by giving a behind-the-woodshed-like beating to the hated Minnesota Vikings by the score of 45-7. This is by far going to be the best overall report card I’ve given to this point. Let’s take a look. QB: Aaron Rodgers was, again, artistic in his play, finishing 23-of-30 […]

Adrian Peterson Couldn’t Run Because He Was Shitting Glass

Adrian Peterson

Minnesota Vikings fans are up in arms because tight end VIsanthe Shiancoe accused Lombardi’s Steakhouse of putting glass in running back Adrian Peterson’s food. Maybe that’s why he only ran for 51 yards last night.

Packers Dismantle Vikings In Proper Fashion

The Green Bay Packers manhandled the Minnesota Vikings 45-7 and sent them packing. Here’s how it happened, who was impressive and the couple things we can nitpick.

Five (More) Questions With Purple Jesus Diaries

Vikings cheerleaders

The Green Bay Packers play the Minnesota Vikings tonight and since we already know what’s going to happen, we hit up those dicks from Minnesota again to see what’s going on with their shitty team. Here’s what they had to say.

They’ll All Be Wearing Cheeseheads In Minnesota [Video]

A new video from those pushing for a new stadium for the Minnesota Vikings suggests everyone in Minnesota will become Green Bay Packers fans if the team relocates. Let us tell you right now, you’re not fucking welcome among real football fans.

TiVo Time: Minnesota Vikings

James Starks

With the bye week behind us, it’s time to take one last long look at the Green Bay Packers’ win over the Minnesota Vikings before bringing on the San Diego Chargers this Sunday. 15:00, 1st quarter — I’m disappointed already. Mason Crosby only kicks it one yard deep into the end zone. Predictably, Percy Harvin gets […]

You Stay Classy, Minnesota

As usual, Minnesota Vikings fans really know how to class up the joint. Here’s the latest example. Is it over the line or all in good fun? You tell us.

Quick, Guess Who Leads NFL In Arrests

Chris Cook

It should come as no surprise that the upstanding organization known as the Minnesota Vikings has had more players arrested than any other NFL team since 2000. Here’s the long and distinguished list.

T.J. Lang’s Junk Is Good

T.J. Lang

Green Bay Packers guard T.J. Lang got kicked in the balls by Minnesota Vikings defensive end and all-around vagina Brian Robison on Sunday. We’re happy to report Lang’s junk is good.

Grades: Packers vs. Vikings

Aaron Rodgers

Yeah, that’s fuckin’ right! We’re back with grades. Grades of the Green Bay Packers win over those scumbags from Minnesota. Here’s who performed and who didn’t.

Packers Manage To Win And Underwhelm All At Once

Christian Ponder

The Green Bay Packers beat the Minnesota Vikings on Sunday, just like everyone expected, but it wasn’t quite as easy as it should have been. Here’s a look at the game as only we can give it to you.

Predictions: Packers vs. Vikings

Christian Ponder

Total Packers writers predict the outcome of the Green Bay Packers matchup with the Minnesota Vikings. Here are the key matchups and players to watch and how we see the game playing out.