Posts tagged Minnesota Vikings

Clusterfuck Update 3/14: Wells In Tennessee, Browns In On Flynn

Matt Flynn

The madness continues! Day two of free agency is just as stupid as day one, if not more so. We’ve got some news on the Green Bay Packers free agents, along with the important moves from around the league. Hey, the Minnesota Vikings killed it today.

As It Turns Out, Bears Probably Traded For Another Scumbag

Brandon Marshall

The Chicago Bears made the bold move of trading for receiver Brandon Marshall. Oh, by the way, he may have punched some broad in the face last Sunday. Smooth move Chicago. Here’s the rundown.

Vikings Want To Go International

Vikings fan

The Minnesota Vikings would like to be able to play up to four regular season “home” games away from home. We’re pretty sure we know why. Here’s the answer.

Favre’s Twitter Account Hacked!

Brett Favre

We all rejoiced when Brett Favre joined Twitter. We loved all of his homespun wisdom. Alas, it was all for naught. Favre’s people revealed the account was hacked earlier this week and they’re powerless to do anything about it. Idiots.

Female NFL Fans [Photos]

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We critique Sports Illustrated’s gallery for female NFL fans. It turns out their definition of hot and ours vary quite a bit. Here’s a look, with a special focus on the NFC North.

Free Agency: Packers Salary Cap Status And Options

Donald Driver

The Green Bay Packers will have to reduce their salary cap number in order to sign their draft picks and free agents. Here’s a look at the situation and how they’re likely to go about approaching their offseason.

Vikings Not Leaving For L.A.: Pros And Cons

The Minnesota Vikings finally have a preliminary deal for a new stadium in Minneapolis, which means they will not be relocating to Los Angeles. We look at the pros and cons of the situation.

Check Out Zygi Wilf’s New Pad [Photos]

The Minnesota Vikings may be the biggest pile of shit organization in the NFL, but owner Zygi Wilf is still raking in the dough. How do we know? He just dropped $19 million on this Park Ave. apartment. Here’s a look.

Greg Jennings Plays Politics [Photos]

Green Bay Packers receiver continued his busy offseason by jetting to Washington to play the only game more dangerous than football: politics. Jennings spoke to Congressmen John Thune and Fred Upton about the Greg Jennings Foundation.

Packers Favored To Win 2013 Super Bowl

Super Bowl XLV

The Green Bay Packers have already been installed as favorites to win the 2013 Super Bowl. Here are the odds, who else Vegas likes and who they don’t. Think: Minnesota Vikings.

Gurley Turns Down Vikings, Others To Stay On Packers Practice Squad

Tori Gurley

Receiver Tori Gurley has turned down an offer from the Minnesota Vikings, as well as other clubs, to remain on the Green Bay Packers practice squad. It’s an unusual occurrence, but here’s how it happened.

Jared Allen Likes Touching Other Dudes’ Junk

Minnesota Vikings defensive end Jared Allen is a dipshit, but we didn’t know he liked feeling other dudes’ junk while on the field. Well, he does. Here’s his explanation for punching Ray Edwards in the balls.

Favre Wants To Play For Bears

Brett Favre

A source close to Brett Favre says he’s listen to the Chicago Bears want him to play. The Bears seem more likely to stick with the quarterbacks they have in house, though.

The Donovan McNabb Experiment Has Come To A Screeching Halt

Donovan McNabb

The Minnesota Vikings will reportedly release quarterback Donovan McNabb. Yes, we’re laughing heartily at their expense, but we’ve also got the details for you.

Vikings Still Trying To Save Season

Leslie Frazier

The dimwits leading the Minnesota Vikings organization are reportedly still trying to win now instead of building for the future. While this level of idiocy isn’t surprising coming from the Vikings, it’s likely to result in some changes in the offseason. We take a look at the possibilities.

TiVo Time: Minnesota Vikings

Clay Matthews

We take one more look at the Green Bay Packers pounding of the Minnesota Vikings by breaking down the tape. Here are the key plays, what made them work or what didn’t.

Make Minnesota Vikings Fans Cry [Video]

There’s nothing awesome about a little girl crying… unless she’s crying because the Green Bay Packers stomped the Minnesota Vikings. We’re pretty sure this is what all Vikings fans look like after a loss.

Grades: Packers vs. Vikings

Clay Matthews

The Green Bay Packers kept their winning streak alive by giving a behind-the-woodshed-like beating to the hated Minnesota Vikings by the score of 45-7. This is by far going to be the best overall report card I’ve given to this point. Let’s take a look. QB: Aaron Rodgers was, again, artistic in his play, finishing 23-of-30 […]

Adrian Peterson Couldn’t Run Because He Was Shitting Glass

Adrian Peterson

Minnesota Vikings fans are up in arms because tight end VIsanthe Shiancoe accused Lombardi’s Steakhouse of putting glass in running back Adrian Peterson’s food. Maybe that’s why he only ran for 51 yards last night.

Packers Dismantle Vikings In Proper Fashion

The Green Bay Packers manhandled the Minnesota Vikings 45-7 and sent them packing. Here’s how it happened, who was impressive and the couple things we can nitpick.