Posts tagged Minnesota Vikings

Vikings Aren’t Going Anywhere

The Minnesota Vikings finally got the sign off on their new stadium plan, meaning they’ll remain the Green Bay Packers NFC North whipping boys for the foreseeable future.

Guess Who’s Favored In Every Game In 2012

Cantor Gaming, a Las Vegas sports book that charts every NFL game before the season begins, released their odds this week. Two teams are favored in every game. We bet you’ll never guess which ones.

Caleb King Latest Vikings Dirtbag Arrested

Caleb King

Minnesota Vikings running back Caleb King was arrested over the weekend for allegedly assaulting a man at a party who was teasing him. We know King was merely continuing the long and storied Vikings’ tradition.

Cheryl Kalil: Hottest MILF In NFC North [Photos]

So those shitbag Minnesota Vikings went and drafted themselves USC tackle Matt Kalil in the first round last night. We didn’t really care. That is, until we saw how hot his mom is. That’s right, Cheryl Kalil is smokin’! So while we can debate who the hottest WAG in the division is, the hottest MILF […]

This Is The 2012 NFL Draft [Live Blog]

Yeah, we’re getting drunk and live blogging the NFL draft again. If you’re looking for boring-ass coverage by some dimwit journalist, go elsewhere. If you’re looking for awesome awesomeness, then you’ll want to stay here.

Vikings Sign Another Criminal

Jerome Simpson

The Minnesota Vikings have officially become a parody of themselves. Today, the team signed a guy fresh out of prison — receiver Jerome Simpson. Skol Vikings!

Latest Favre Arrested: Dylan

Dylan Favre

The long line of Favre excellence off the field continues with Dylan, former Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre’s nephew. Dylan has been arrested for drug activity, much like Brett’s sister Brandi.

Roll Up The Moving Trucks, Minnesota!

The new Minnesota Vikings stadium plan that was supposed to be a done deal got defeated in the House on Wednesday. Now the NFL is bringing out the threats for real.

Parcells Will Not Be Coming Out Of Retirement For Vikings Or Anyone Else

Bill Parcells

The Minnesota Vikings were hot after Bill Parcells, but, like everything else they do, the Minnesota Vikings failed. Parcells, who was apparently only considering the New Orleans Saints, will not be coming out of retirement. Too bad.

Packers Harley [Photos]

We showed you the Green Bay Packers car. Well, here’s something that’s actually badass — the Green Bay Packers Harley Davidson.

You’re Boring Us, NFL

Ryan Grant

Whether they’re trying to or not, the NFL is boring the hell out of us right now and so are the Green Bay Packers. Here’s a recap of where we stand and where things might go.

Vikings Want Bill Parcells

Bill Parcells

The Minnesota Vikings are reportedly trying to lure Bill Parcells out of retirement to run their football operations. They’re pretty much willing to do anything to anything to get him.

Detroit: Minnesota East

They like their weed over in Detroit. After Detroit Lions running back Mikel Leshoure got arrested twice for marijuana possession, defensive tackle Nick Fairley followed suit on Tuesday. Is Detroit the new Minnesota? We investigate.

Aaron Rodgers’ Brewers Commercial [Video]

Aaron Rodgers Milwaukee Brewers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has a commercial for the Milwaukee Brewers. Here’s the video, along with a word of advice.

Highlights Of New Vikings Stadium

An artist’s rendering of the new Minnesota Vikings stadium has been released. We’re here to give you the rundown of what to expect in Minneapolis once the Metrodome is gone.

We Have Our New Onterrio Smith

Mikel Leshoure

In an incident reminiscent of The Whizzinator, Detroit Lions running back Mikel Leshoure was arrested for marijuana possession. However, before he was detained, he tried to beat the rap by eating his weed.

Who Wants A Brett Favre Leg Lamp?

Brett Favre Leg Lamp

Someone has created what we’d consider an abomination — a Minnesota Vikings Brett Favre leg lamp like the lamp in A Christmas Story. Unfortunately, it doesn’t look like you can get them just anywhere. We investigate.

Here Comes Brett Favre Documentary [Video]

Brett Favre

The Brett Favre documentary Last Day At Lambeau will premier at the Wisconsin Film Festival in April. Here’s your primer of what we’re sure will be the must-see film of the year.

Don’t Put Bounties On Anyone

Sean Payton

A hard lesson was learned Thursday. Don’t ever put a bounty on anyone. The NFL brought down the hammer on the New Orleans Saints for having a bounty program and the consequences are harsh.

Clusterfuck Update 3/15: Big Prize Is Gone

Mario Williams

Finally, things are beginning to slow down. The big prize, defensive end Mario Williams, finally signed a contract. Here’s a look at the few other notable signings and where the Green Bay Packers stand.