Posts tagged Mike Holmgren

Return of The Walrus?

Mike Holmgren

Mike Holmgren has nothing to do. The Oakland Raiders just canned their coach. Is The Walrus going to coach the Raiders? He says probably not. We say yes.

Mike Holmgren Sums Up Why We Love Mike Holmgren

Mike Holmgren

Former Packers coach Mike Holmgren talked to current coach Mike McCarthy about the Fail Mary yesterday. In the process, he summed up why we love The Walrus.

Ranking All 15 Green Bay Packers Coaches

Vince Lombardi

The Green Bay Packers have had 15 coaches in their long history. Here’s how we rank the Green Bay Packers coaches from No. 15 to No. 1. No surprise at the top.

Brett Favre Will Be Back Soon, Ya’ll!

Steve Young and Brett Favre

Green Bay Packers president Mark Murphy says Brett Favre will be back in the fold soon. That probably means a number retirement ceremony this year or next.

Mike Holmgren Will Keep Coming Back Until He Gets it Right

Mike Holmgren

Mike Holmgren may be making yet another return to football, this time with the Oakland Raiders. The Walrus is going to get it right this time, dammit!

Contest: Win Holmgren Packers Hall of Fame DVD

Mike Holmgren

We’ve got a couple copies of the Green Bay Packers Hall of Fame induction of Mike Holmgren on DVD to give away. Come on in and win!

Oh Really? Brett Favre Played For the Money

Brett Favre

Former Green Bay Packers and Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre continues to thrill us even in retirement. This time he does so by admitting he played for the money.

Packers Hall of Fame Induction Banquet [Photos]

We represented at the Green Bay Packers Hall of Fame Induction Banquet, where coach Mike Holmgren took his place among the Packers elite. Here’s a look at how it went down.

Brett Favre Declines Packers Hall of Fame Invite

Brett Favre

The Green Bay Packers Hall of Fame invited former quarterback Brett Favre to this summer’s induction of coach Mike Holmgren. Of course, Favre declined.

Apparently, It Was Time To Panic In Atlanta

Julio Jones

Yeah, the Atlanta Falcons and their nondescript, no-personality, never-won-a-playoff-game quarterback are a decent team. They still looked like a naked, drunken whore when the Green Bay Packers showed up and bent them over the kitchen table in the playoffs, though. After the Packers were done pounding away, the Falcons were sent home with a sore ass and the numbers 48-21 tattooed on their brains. So what do the Falcons do when the NFL Draft rolls around?

Packers’ 2010 Preseason Schedule Released

Peyton Manning

The Green Bay Packers’ 2010 preseason schedule has been released and it is highlighted by a nationally televised contest with the defending AFC Champion Indianapolis Colts. Specific dates and times have not been announced, with the exception of the Colts’ game, but the Packers’ preseason schedule shapes up as follows. Aug. 12-16 – Cleveland Browns […]

Holmgren To Cleveland: We’re Brown With Envy

I wanted to make an analogy to crap, because that’s what the Cleveland Browns play like, but maybe not for that much longer. After beating the Kansas City Chiefs on Sunday, the Browns pulled out a win for the second day in a row. Former Green Bay Packers’ and Seattle Seahawks’ coach Mike Holmgren has […]

1996 Packers, 49ers Riot Game Changed Everything

Goddam right!

There have been some great matchups in the history of the Green Bay Packers, San Francisco 49ers series, but the high point came in the mid-to-late ’90s. Those years signaled a changing of the guard in an NFL once ruled by the 49ers and Dallas Cowboys. A well-built Green Bay Packers team with a mix […]

Browns Try to Taint Holmgren’s Legacy

Think hard, Walrus.

He’s one of the greatest coaches in Green Bay Packers’ history. He’s one of the greatest coaches (and worst general managers) in Seattle Seahawks’ history. Now, the Cleveland Browns want to ruin all of that. According to Cleveland.com’s Tony Rossi and former Browns’ great Jim Brown’s loose lips, Browns owner Randy Lerner is trying to […]

Mike McCarthy Watch Begins Now?

Well, the Green Bay Packers aren’t even at the halfway point of their season and the Mike McCarthy watch has already begun – at least in some circles. I’ve never been a fan of McCarthy. In fact, last season when everyone was blaming defensive coordinator Bob Sanders for the Packers failures, I suggested they look […]

How Blair Kiel Is Completely Responsible For The Packers Last Super Bowl Victory

This is a blast from the past, and you’ll have to bear with me for a moment. Former Green Bay Packers’ backup quarterback Blair Kiel and his general stupidity were in the news recently. Our man Blair, who played quarterback for the Packers from 1988 to 1991, is a belligerent drunk. According to sources, Kiel […]

Enter, The Walrus

Since nothing has been going on with old whats-his-name (unless you work at ESPN, where the “There’s Corn in Brett Favre’s Shit” story has got everyone on red alert), we thought we’d post about another former Green Bay Packers great, The Walrus AKA Mike Holmgren. Pretty much as soon at The Walrus decided he was […]

New Green Bay Packers’ Coach: The Short List

Bill Cowher

No, Mike McCarthy hasn’t been fired… yet. But there’s no sense in not preparing for the future, and we here at Total Packers like to be prepared. While there’s no telling if Big Ted will do the right thing after the season by parting ways with McCarthy, here’s a look at what would make the […]

I Am The Walrus, And I Am Pissed!

Mike Holmgren

I’ve always thought Mike Holmgren has somewhat resembled a walrus. I think it’s the big, bushy mustache and the chubby face, but I digress. Holmgren, or The Walrus – whichever you prefer, is pissed. It seems he laid into his Seattle Seahawks team on Wednesday, telling them exactly what he thought about them, in what […]