Posts tagged Mike Holmgren

Packers’ 2010 Preseason Schedule Released

Peyton Manning

The Green Bay Packers’ 2010 preseason schedule has been released and it is highlighted by a nationally televised contest with the defending AFC Champion Indianapolis Colts. Specific dates and times have not been announced, with the exception of the Colts’ game, but the Packers’ preseason schedule shapes up as follows. Aug. 12-16 – Cleveland Browns [...]

Holmgren To Cleveland: We’re Brown With Envy

Mike Holmgren

I wanted to make an analogy to crap, because that’s what the Cleveland Browns play like, but maybe not for that much longer. After beating the Kansas City Chiefs on Sunday, the Browns pulled out a win for the second day in a row. Former Green Bay Packers’ and Seattle Seahawks’ coach Mike Holmgren has [...]

1996 Packers, 49ers Riot Game Changed Everything

Goddam right!

There have been some great matchups in the history of the Green Bay Packers, San Francisco 49ers series, but the high point came in the mid-to-late ’90s. Those years signaled a changing of the guard in an NFL once ruled by the 49ers and Dallas Cowboys. A well-built Green Bay Packers team with a mix [...]

Browns Try to Taint Holmgren’s Legacy

Think hard, Walrus.

He’s one of the greatest coaches in Green Bay Packers’ history. He’s one of the greatest coaches (and worst general managers) in Seattle Seahawks’ history. Now, the Cleveland Browns want to ruin all of that. According to Cleveland.com’s Tony Rossi and former Browns’ great Jim Brown’s loose lips, Browns owner Randy Lerner is trying to [...]

Mike McCarthy Watch Begins Now?

Ted may have his eye on Mike, in a totally non-sexual way

Well, the Green Bay Packers aren’t even at the halfway point of their season and the Mike McCarthy watch has already begun – at least in some circles. I’ve never been a fan of McCarthy. In fact, last season when everyone was blaming defensive coordinator Bob Sanders for the Packers failures, I suggested they look [...]

How Blair Kiel Is Completely Responsible For The Packers Last Super Bowl Victory

Lookin sharp, Blair!

This is a blast from the past, and you’ll have to bear with me for a moment. Former Green Bay Packers’ backup quarterback Blair Kiel and his general stupidity were in the news recently. Our man Blair, who played quarterback for the Packers from 1988 to 1991, is a belligerent drunk. According to sources, Kiel [...]

Enter, The Walrus

Mike Holmgren

Since nothing has been going on with old whats-his-name (unless you work at ESPN, where the “There’s Corn in Brett Favre’s Shit” story has got everyone on red alert), we thought we’d post about another former Green Bay Packers great, The Walrus AKA Mike Holmgren. Pretty much as soon at The Walrus decided he was [...]

New Green Bay Packers’ Coach: The Short List

Bill Cowher

No, Mike McCarthy hasn’t been fired… yet. But there’s no sense in not preparing for the future, and we here at Total Packers like to be prepared. While there’s no telling if Big Ted will do the right thing after the season by parting ways with McCarthy, here’s a look at what would make the [...]

I Am The Walrus, And I Am Pissed!

Mike Holmgren

I’ve always thought Mike Holmgren has somewhat resembled a walrus. I think it’s the big, bushy mustache and the chubby face, but I digress. Holmgren, or The Walrus – whichever you prefer, is pissed. It seems he laid into his Seattle Seahawks team on Wednesday, telling them exactly what he thought about them, in what [...]