Posts tagged Kevin Williams

Minnesota Vikings Player Can’t Name a Receiver on His Own Team

Kevin Williams

Minnesota Vikings players are not reacting well to the team’s trade of receiver Percy Harvin. Kevin Williams can’t even name a receiver on his own team, which should probably not surprise you.

They Can’t Do Anything Right In Minnesota

Kevin Williams

Yeah, I know. We’re piling it on the Minnesota Vikings, but if their fans weren’t such a bunch of ignorant, loud-mouthed shitfucks, well, we probably would have already moved on. My point is, they deserve every last kick we’re going to give them while they’re down. They’ve worked hard to earn it. So, the Vikings […]

NFL Can Suspend Fat Fucks From Minnesota… Probably

Kevin Williams and Pat Williams

We haven’t really talked much about the Minnesota Vikings’ Starcaps case lately because it’s been sitting in the courts, but yesterday Hennepin County District Judge Gary Larson issued a significant ruling. Before we get to that, we’d be remiss if we didn’t offer a quick recap of events. Back in December of 2008, the two […]

Woodson Packers’ Lone All Pro

Charles Woodson

In news that should really surprise no one, cornerback Charles Woodson is the Green Bay Packers lone member of the NFL All-Pro team. The All-Pro team is voted on my members of the Associated Press and made up of the top players from both conferences, unlike the Pro Bowl, which separates the squads into AFC […]

Vikings’ Fat-Ass Drug Abusers Will Play Sunday

Pat Williams and Kevin Williams

It’s official. The Minnesota Vikings’ two-tons-of-fun defensive tackles, Kevin Williams and Pat Williams will play this weekend after a federal judge blocked the NFL from suspending the twin tubs of lard. Williams and Williams – not be confused with Johnson & Johnson – tested positive¬†for a banned diuretic in the dietary supplement StarCaps back in […]

Buuuuuuullshit! Hometown Judge Blocks Vikings Suspensions

Pat Williams and Kevin Williams

A Minnesota (really??) judge has blocked the suspensions of the Minnesota Vikings’ tubby defensive linemen Pat Williams and Kevin Williams. No relation. Hennepin County District Judge Gary Larson issued the temporary restraining order at the players’ request, saying he wanted more time to hear arguments in the case. No further hearing date immediately was set. […]

It Ain’t Over Yet – Vikings’ DTs Suspended!

Pat Williams and Kevin Williams

If there was ever a light at the end of the tunnel, this is it. The Minnesota Vikings’ all-star duo of obese defensive tackles, Pat Williams and Kevin Williams, have officially been suspended for the final four games of the season. Both were suspended for violating the NFL’s drug policy, having tested positive for using […]