Posts tagged Jim Schwartz

Total Douche Thinks Jim Schwartz Pulled Total Douche Move

Jim Schwartz

Jim Schwartz is a total douche. Golden Tate is a total douche. The latter total douche thinks the former total douche pulled a real douche move and he’s right.

Jim Schwartz Carried Off, Neck Beard Celebrates Like Mad

Kyle Orton celebrating

The Detroit Lions blew a 14-0 lead to lose to the Buffalo Bills on Sunday. Great moment for both Jim Schwartz and Neck Beard, who celebrated in style.

Minnesota Vikings and Detroit Lions are Getting New Coaches

Leslie Frazier

The Minnesota Vikings and Detroit Lions had pretty miserable seasons in 2013, so they did the obvious and fired their head coaches today. So long Leslie Frazier and good riddance Jim Schwartz.

Josh Sitton: the Detroit Lions are Scumbags

Jim Harbaugh and Jim Schwartz

The Detroit Lions. A bunch of scumbags and thugs. We’ve long said it and now Green Bay Packers guard Josh Sitton is saying it. He called them scumbags. Boom!

10 Things About Jim Harbaugh You Didn’t Know

Jim Harbaugh and Mike Ditka

San Francisco 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh has his team in the Super Bowl. In honor of our least favorite Harbaugh, here are 10 things you didn’t know about him.

Detroit Lions’ Titus Young: Still Insane

Titus Young is congratulated by Jim Schwartz for being a douche

The Detroit Lions are the biggest collection of morons and thugs in the NFL. Titus Young is the cream of that crop and if he doesn’t get the ball he’s quitting. Character.

Detroit Lions Now Relevant

Calvin Johnson

We warned you this day was coming. The Detroit Lions, long the bottom feeder of the NFL, are suddenly relevant. No, it isn’t because they reeled off four victories to close the season. It isn’t because they have Pro Bowlers like Calvin Johnson and Ndamukong Suh.

Baby Steps For Detroit Lions

Jim Schwartz

The Detroit Lions actually looked like an NFL team in 2010, two seasons after going 0-16 and nine years after former team president Matt Millen began his single-handed demolition of the organization. After starting 2-10, the Lions reeled off four consecutive victories to finish 6-10. Now there’s discussion the Lions could be considered for a prime-time slot when the new schedule is announced.

Detroit Win Proof Packers Aren’t Going Very Far

AP Photo/Mike Roemer

It pains me to say it, but the 2009 Green Bay Packers football team is not a good football team. Right now, the Packers are at best an average football team. Even though the Packers completely handled the Detroit Lions – to the tune of 26-0 – it was again apparent why the Packers won’t […]

Lions Winning Respect in NFL, But Not in Detroit

I love this Detroit News column that proclaims “Lions winning respect in NFL,” and then basically goes on to say that the Lions suck and are going to lose to the Green Bay Packers this weekend. After the feel good headline are these words. When the Lions go on the road to play the Green […]

Welcome Back, Detroit

Look, we have no love for the Detroit Lions here at Total Packers, but it was good to see them break their 18-game losing streak yesterday. The Lions won’t be contending for the NFC North title anytime soon, but it looks like they will at least be competitive in most of the games they play […]

New Green Bay Packers’ Coach: The Short List

Bill Cowher

No, Mike McCarthy hasn’t been fired… yet. But there’s no sense in not preparing for the future, and we here at Total Packers like to be prepared. While there’s no telling if Big Ted will do the right thing after the season by parting ways with McCarthy, here’s a look at what would make the […]