Posts tagged Jim Schmitt
Here’s the Sausage, Courtesy of the Minnesota Vikings
Jan 9th
Sausage! That’s what Green Bay Mayor Jim Schmitt got when from his Minneapolis counterpart when the Green Bay Packers beat the Minnesota Vikings. And you can have some!
Make A Stupid Bet, Do Stupid Shit
Feb 23rd
We’ve all made stupid bets.
Usually it’s because of that sonofabitch called pride, which needles you in your side just as soon as you’re forced to defend your home turf. A wise man once told me never to bet with your heart unless it’s a lead-pipe cinch.
McCarthy Will Get A Street… Probably
Feb 11th
Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy is only the third Super Bowl winning coach in franchise history.
The first two — Vince Lombardi and Mike Holmgren — have streets named after them in Green Bay.
How to be “Classy” for Brett Favre’s Return
Oct 31st
In anticipation of Brett Favre’s return to Lambeau Field to face the Green Bay Packers for the first time as a member of the Minnesota Vikings, the word “class” has been hanging in the air like an I-was-drinking-Pabst-for-12-hours-straight-yesterday fart. Not only has it lingered, but even when the stench has dissipated, you can’t help but [...]
Jim Schmitt’s Big Welcome for Brett Favre a Big Letdown
Oct 29th
By now you’ve heard about Green Bay mayor Jim Schmitt’s plans to “welcome back” Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre in a “classy” fashion before the Vikings play the Green Bay Packers on Sunday. Schmitt solicited suggestions from the community and the announcement that we was doing so raised plenty of ire among Packers fans. Well, [...]
Favre Bowl II Stupidity Begins to Ramp Up
Oct 21st
I’ve blogged before about the idiotic heights some Green Bay Packers’ fans are reaching in anticipation of Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback Brett Favre’s return to Lambeau Field on Nov. 1. In September, Chris Carriveau announced a “purification ceremony” at a “Black Sunday Event” Oct. 31, at which fans can toss their Favre Packers paraphernalia into a [...]