Posts tagged Jay Cutler
Bears Strike First: Trade For Brandon Marshall
Mar 13th
The Chicago Bears are relevant again. Chicago traded two third-round picks to Miami for receiver Brandon Marshall, addressing one of their weakest positions and reuniting one of the best quarterback/receiver combos in the NFL.
Cutler And Cavallari Will Pollute World With Child [Photos]
Jan 23rd
Oh! The great news just keeps coming! Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler, who obviously had too much free time while he wasn’t playing quarterback for his team down the stretch, has managed to impregnate fiancee Kristin Cavallari. “We are thrilled to announce we are expecting our first child together,” they told PEOPLE. “It’s an amazing [...]
Cutler Could Face Packers
Dec 14th
The Green Bay Packers could face Jay Cutler when they take on the Chicago Bears in two weeks. The injured quarterback left the door open for a possible return, which would make the Packers quest for an undefeated season a little tougher.
Cutler And Cavallari: It’s Back On, Only For Real This Time [Photos]
Nov 30th
Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari — the wedding is back on, only for real this time. We have one important question for you and, well, we also have a gallery if Cavallari in a bikini just for the hell of it.
Kyle Orton May Be Chicago’s Answer
Nov 22nd
The Denver Broncos released quarterback Kyle Orton and he may be the answer to the question: who will replace the injured Jay Cutler in Chicago? Here’s why it makes sense and why it still might not happen.
Cutler Out; Are Bears Done?
Nov 21st
The Chicago Bears will be without starting quarterback Jay Cutler for, potentially, the rest of the season with a broken thumb. Meanwhile, the Bears are fighting for a playoff spot. Does this mean their finished? We’re not so sure.
The Bickering Has Started In Chicago
Oct 20th
Frustrations are starting to boil over in Chicago, where the Bears are solidly mediocre. Jay Cutler doesn’t like Mike Martz, the local media doesn’t like Cutler and Lance Briggs doesn’t like management. Implosion forthcoming?
Walden Fined; Bullshit?
Sep 30th
Green Bay Packers linebacker Erik Walden was fined for his hit on Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler. The penalty on the play was questionable, making the fine even more dubious.
Jay Cutler’s Sore Vagina Doesn’t Know If Jay Cutler Can Make It
Sep 23rd
We know you’ll be astounded, but Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler already has a sore vagina. It isn’t expected to keep him out of Sunday’s contest with the Green Bay Packers, but it might make him sit out for the second half.
Source: Cutler-Cavallari Rumors Bogus
Aug 17th
Despite reports, Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler was not with former fiance Kristin Cavallari last weekend according to one of our sources. So it doesn’t look like the dynamic duo will be reforming anytime soon.
Rumors Of Cutler-Cavallari Reunion Circulate
Aug 17th
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is reportedly trying to woo Kristin Cavallari again. Cutler called off the engagement, proving he really is as dumb as he looks.
Jay Cutler Will Not Be Choking On That Gravy After All
Aug 7th
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler and former fiance Kristin Cavallari have decided to return all the presents from their wedding gift registry, which means they will not be choking on the gravy from the beautiful gravy boat we purchased for them.
NFC North: Free Agents, New Starters And Other Nonsense
Aug 2nd
The three teams competing for second place in the NFC North have been working real hard to take home that trophy this offseason. Here are the latest developments from Chicago, Minnesota and Detroit.
The Dynamic Duo Is No More
Jul 25th
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler has broken off his engagement with former reality star Kristin Cavallari. We suspect the whole thing was just a ruse to make us buy him a gravy boat.
Cutler’s Fiance Kristin Cavallari Bikini Gallery [Photos]
Jul 16th
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler may not get it done on the football field, but his broad, Kristin Cavallari, gets it done off the field. Check out her bikini body in this gallery.
Cutler And Cavalli Getting Gravy Boat From Us For Their Wedding
Jul 16th
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler and fiance Kristin Cavallari have posted their wedding registry almost a full year in advance of their nuptials. Total Packers has already made their day extra special by buying them a large gravy boat.
Hester To Bears: Sign Receiver Just Like Shitty Ones We Have
Jul 13th
Chicago Bears receiver Devin Hester suggested the team sign another receiver exactly like the shitty ones they already have — Washington Redskins free agent Santana Moss. GM Jerry Angelo just might be dumb enough to do it.
Nick Collins: Jay Cutler Really Stinks
Jun 29th
Hey, we’ve been saying it for some time and Green Bay Packers safety Nick Collins agrees: Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler stinks. Actually, Collins didn’t utter the exact words, but he did convey the message. During an appearance on Colin Cowherd’s radio show Tuesday morning, Cowherd asked Collins’ opinion on who the toughest quarterback in the NFL is to face.
Jay Cutler’s Knee Fantastic, Vagina Still Hurts
Jun 15th
We’re glad to know the get well card we sent to Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler after he stood around with a dumb look on his face for the second half of the NFC Championship game paid off. Cutler, who “sprained his knee” at the beginning of the third quarter, is back to playing football now that nothing at all is on the line.
Jay Cutler: A Joke Even To Politicians
May 18th
We figure most politicians are humorless pricks, but apparently even they get the Jay Cutler joke. That is, that Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is a joke. It started on Monday when Wisconsin Rep. Paul Ryan, a Republican from Janesville, opened his speech at the Economic Forum in Chicago with these words.
