On Sunday, the Chicago Bears did what losers do when they realize they’re losers and have nothing more to play for. They imploded. So long til next year, Bears!
Aaron Rodgers has an interesting story about that hand signal he does where it looks like he’s smoking a joint. He says it’s a tribute to Jay Cutler.
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler took douche to his usual high level on Monday night and all he had to do was show up. Who? CUTTY!
Sports Illustrated has really gone and outdone themselves with this year’s NFL preview covers. They’re gunslingers and they’re also a bunch of dopes.
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler — Cutty! — has ceased to be a cat and has now transformed himself into a pig. We found him at the Ozaukee County Fair.
We’ve gotten some inside information from Brandon Marshall and now we can surely say that Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is winning the MVP this year. Cutty!
Everyone’s favorite quarterback, Cutty! rolled up to practice in a totally badass conversion van yesterday. Check out Jay Cutler’s sweet-ass ride!
The Chicago Bears are going to win the Super Bowl this season, so it makes complete sense that they’d already have their championship parade planned out.
Today we check in on the continuing zany adventures of Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler. Cutty! So, Horse Face, what is Cutty! like in the sack? Do tell.
Former Chicago Bears general manager Jerry Angelo, the guy who traded for Jay Cutler, says Jay Cutler isn’t much of a quarterback. And then we laugh. Cutty!
Great news for the Green Bay Packers! The Chicago Bears have signed quarterback Jay Cutler to a new seven-year contract. The Packers should own them for a while.
Minnesota Vikings fan continue to amaze… with their stupidity. The Vikings beat the Chicago Bears on Sunday, probably because of this doll and stripper pole.
The Chicago Bears relinquished their lead in the NFC North on Sunday. They also lost quarterback Jay Cutler to a torn vagina. The season is over in Chicago.
Jay Cutler was the only one of his former Chicago Bears teammates not to call him when he retired, according to Brian Urlacher. Oh, big surprise, right?
If you’ve ever wondered how Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler lives, wonder no more. He rents a gigantic mansion in the ‘burbs for $10,000 a month. Pics.
1980s Jay Cutler is back and badder… well, maybe not badder than ever. Sportier than ever. More neon than ever. More Cutlery than ever. Cutty!
What’s Jay Cutler up to these days? Well, he’s making appearances on daytime talk shows, watching Laguna Beach marathons and not wearing socks. Cutty!
Who wants to throw on some ’80s gear and go rock out with Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler and Billy Ocean? Our dreams are really coming true!
Jay Cutler married Kristin Cavallari last weekend — sorry ladies. Of course, Cutler did is best Jay Cutler impersonation. At least he made her an honest woman.
Jay Cutler doesn’t care what you think! Just look at him feeding his kid while drinking a beer! Here’s the latest edition of Cutty! being Cutty! Plus, some bonus examples thrown in just for fun.