Posts tagged Jay Cutler

The Glorious Season of Cutty! Has Ended

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The unthinkable has happened. The Chicago Bears have benched Jay Cutler, ending perhaps the most glorious run of quarterback play ever. The Season of Cutty! is over.

That was the Bears Offensive Coordinator Slamming Jay Cutler

Cutty!

That was Chicago Bears offensive coordinator Aaron Kromer anonymously slamming QB Jay Cutler in the media. And the Bears just managed to get more dysfunctional. Cutty!

Oh, the Chicago Bears…

Sad Brandon Marshall

The Chicago Bears are a real sad sack right now. Their season is over for all intents and purposes and a lot of blame is being placed. Let’s revel in the misery!

Be Thankful for the Ultimate Jay Cutler Video

Jay Cutler and Marc Trestman

It’s Thanksgiving and as Green Bay Packers fans, we’re thankful for many things. Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is high on that list. Here’s the ultimate Cutler video.

Team-Killer Jay Cutler as the $100 Million Albatross

Jay Cutler extension

Jay Cutler was Jay Cutler in the Chicago Bears’ latest loss to the Green Bay Packers. He’s also what’s going to kill the Bears for the next decade. Team killer, coach killer, albatross.

Here Are All of Jay Cutler’s Picks Against Green Bay

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Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is 1-10 against the Green Bay Packers. He’s thrown more picks than touchdowns. Here are all of the former in video form.

Jay Cutler Has Some Excuses

Jerel Worthy

Does Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler have some excuses for his terrible record against the Green Bay Packers? Why of course he does! And it’s pure Cutty!

Brian Urlacher Says Jay Cutler Lacks Eliteness

Jay Cutler gets sacked by Jarius Wynn

Whoa is Jay Cutler. The Chicago Bears are a mess and former Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher is publicly blaming it on Cutler, who he says is not elite.

The Chicago Bears Have Imploded

Cutty!

On Sunday, the Chicago Bears did what losers do when they realize they’re losers and have nothing more to play for. They imploded. So long til next year, Bears!

Aaron Rodgers Smoking a Joint is a Tribute to Jay Cutler

Aaron Rodgers smoking a joint

Aaron Rodgers has an interesting story about that hand signal he does where it looks like he’s smoking a joint. He says it’s a tribute to Jay Cutler.

Jay Cutler was in Full Cutty! Mode Last Night

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler took douche to his usual high level on Monday night and all he had to do was show up. Who? CUTTY!

Oooooh, Look at All the Gunslingers!

Jay Cutler and Matthew Stafford

Sports Illustrated has really gone and outdone themselves with this year’s NFL preview covers. They’re gunslingers and they’re also a bunch of dopes.

Jay Cutler is a Pig

Jay Cutler the pig

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler — Cutty! — has ceased to be a cat and has now transformed himself into a pig. We found him at the Ozaukee County Fair.

Jay Cutler is Winning the MVP

Jay Cutler: Cutty!

We’ve gotten some inside information from Brandon Marshall and now we can surely say that Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is winning the MVP this year. Cutty!

Jay Cutler’s Sweet-Ass Ride

Jay Cutler: sweet-ass ride

Everyone’s favorite quarterback, Cutty! rolled up to practice in a totally badass conversion van yesterday. Check out Jay Cutler’s sweet-ass ride!

Chicago Bears Already Planning Championship Parade

Chicago Bears coach Marc Trestman working the combine

The Chicago Bears are going to win the Super Bowl this season, so it makes complete sense that they’d already have their championship parade planned out.

Here We Learn What Jay Cutler is Like in the Sack

80s Jay Cutler

Today we check in on the continuing zany adventures of Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler. Cutty! So, Horse Face, what is Cutty! like in the sack? Do tell.

Guy Who Traded for Jay Cutler Says Jay Cutler is No Good

JJ Watt brings down Jay Cutler

Former Chicago Bears general manager Jerry Angelo, the guy who traded for Jay Cutler, says Jay Cutler isn’t much of a quarterback. And then we laugh. Cutty!

You’ll Have Jay Cutler to Kick Around for Seven More Years

Jay Cutler: Cutty!

Great news for the Green Bay Packers! The Chicago Bears have signed quarterback Jay Cutler to a new seven-year contract. The Packers should own them for a while.

Here Are Vikings Fans with a Jay Cutler Doll and Stripper Poll

Minnesota Vikings fans with fake Jay Cutler

Minnesota Vikings fan continue to amaze… with their stupidity. The Vikings beat the Chicago Bears on Sunday, probably because of this doll and stripper pole.