Posts tagged Jared Allen

The Brett Favre Effect

Greg Lewis

They may not be able to sell many more season tickets because, let’s face it, the Minnesota Vikings have the worst fans in the world, but they are a hell of a lot better team with Brett Favre playing quarterback. Despite what I think of him personally, Favre’s game-winning throw to Greg Lewis yesterday was […]

Packers Weekend Video: Jared Allen

Jared Allen, as with all members of the Minnesota Vikings, is a cunt. And typically, we use these Sundays before the NFL season begins to put the spotlight on a member of the Green Bay Packers. However, this Sunday is different because Total Packers now has it’s own YouTube channel. And so, since we haven’t […]

Get to Know a Viking: Ragnar

ragnar. easy does it.

My unwavering hatred of all things Minnesota Vikings is well documented. I have made no secret of the fact that the old Purple and Gold makes my taint hurt. From legendary douchebags of yesteryear (Cris Carter and John Randle) to the douchebags of today (Jared Allen and Pat Williams) I have hated them all. I […]

Brad Childress – Getting Stupider By the Day

Something funny happened in Minnesota on Sunday. The despicable Minnesota Vikings and their idiot fans almost lost to the lowly Detroit Lions. In the end the Vikings pulled out a 12-10 victory, largely thanks to Lions QB Dan Orlovsky, who was making his first NFL start, inexplicably running out of the back of the end […]

Packers, Vikings Game Quick Hits

Will Blackmon

It was a wild opening weekend in the NFL and the much anticipated matchup between the Minnesota Vikings and Green Bay Packers did not disappoint, although it went differently than most of the media predicted. Behind the arm of Aaron Rodgers and the legs of Ryan Grant and Will Blackmon, the Packers prevailed, 24-19. Evil […]

Get To Know A Viking: Jared Allen

Apparently, to go from an 8-8 team to preseason Super Bowl favorite, all an NFL team needs to do is get themselves a redneck defensive end. That’s what the Minnesota Vikings did. They traded for the Kansas City Chiefs Jared Allen and almost instantly became the hands down favorite to win the NFC North and […]

Packers Fans Have a New Viking To Hate – Jared Allen

It’s official. The Kansas City Chiefs have traded last year’s NFL sack leader Jared Allen to the Minnesota Vikings. Who gets what? First, Green Bay Packers fans get a villainous hillbilly to despise and curse on Sundays. Forget Chris Hovan, Jack Del Rio or any of the thugs who have donned the Vikings’ horns. Jared […]