Posts tagged Jared Allen

Brad Childress – Getting Stupider By the Day

Brad Childress

Something funny happened in Minnesota on Sunday. The despicable Minnesota Vikings and their idiot fans almost lost to the lowly Detroit Lions. In the end the Vikings pulled out a 12-10 victory, largely thanks to Lions QB Dan Orlovsky, who was making his first NFL start, inexplicably running out of the back of the end [...]

Packers, Vikings Game Quick Hits

Will Blackmon

It was a wild opening weekend in the NFL and the much anticipated matchup between the Minnesota Vikings and Green Bay Packers did not disappoint, although it went differently than most of the media predicted. Behind the arm of Aaron Rodgers and the legs of Ryan Grant and Will Blackmon, the Packers prevailed, 24-19. Evil [...]

Get To Know A Viking: Jared Allen

Jared Allen with a troll at some press conference

Apparently, to go from an 8-8 team to preseason Super Bowl favorite, all an NFL team needs to do is get themselves a redneck defensive end. That’s what the Minnesota Vikings did. They traded for the Kansas City Chiefs Jared Allen and almost instantly became the hands down favorite to win the NFC North and [...]

Packers Fans Have a New Viking To Hate – Jared Allen

Jared Allen

It’s official. The Kansas City Chiefs have traded last year’s NFL sack leader Jared Allen to the Minnesota Vikings. Who gets what? First, Green Bay Packers fans get a villainous hillbilly to despise and curse on Sundays. Forget Chris Hovan, Jack Del Rio or any of the thugs who have donned the Vikings’ horns. Jared [...]