Posts tagged Green Bay Packers

Packers Get Dallas Cowboys in Divisional Round

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The Green Bay Packers get a date with the Dallas Cowboys in the divisional round of the playoffs, thanks to Detroit’s typical ineptitude. Here’s what we know about Dallas.

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix Tweets About Police Stop, Deletes It

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

Green Bay Packers safety Ha Ha Clinton-Dix was stopped by the cops this weekend because he looked like a robbery suspect. He didn’t like it too much.

Rodgers Won’t Practice Until Thursday

Aaron Rodgers injury

The Green Bay Packers returned to practice on Friday and quarterback Aaron Rodgers didn’t participate. He won’t participate until at least Thursday of next week.

Packers Have Promoted Eliot Wolf

Eliot Wolf

Eliot Wolf, son of Ron, has been promoted to the Green Bay Packers director of player personnel. A good move for the Packers? We’ve heard otherwise.

Two Packers Make First-Team All Pro

Aaron Rodgers

The Green Bay Packers have four All Pros. Two players made the first team and two made the second team. You’ll most certainly only be able to guess three of them.

Total View: Packers 30, Lions 20

Micah Hyde

We’ve reviewed the tape and here’s the final look at the plays that made the Green Bay Packers’ season-ending win over the Detroit Lions. NFC North champs!

Packers Have Started Negotiations with Letroy Guion

Letroy Guion

The Green Bay Packers are high on defensive tackle Letroy Guion. So much so that they are already discussing a new contract with him. So long, B.J. Raji!

Ah, Here is Ndamukong Suh’s Totally Legit Excuse

Ndamukong Suh trying to injure Aaron Rodgers

Ah, Ndamukong Suh has a totally legitimate excuse for stepping on Aaron Rodgers’ injured calf last week. We know you can’t wait to hear what it is. Enjoy!

Rodgers Thought Injury was Much Worse

Aaron Rodgers injury

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers thought he tore his Achilles when he aggravated his calf injury against Detroit. Thankfully, that was not the case.

Stream of Consciousness: Slaying the Lions Edition

Clay Matthews sacks Matthew Stafford

A little later than usual, here are 10 quick thoughts from the Green Bay Packers’ latest win — a division clinching 30-20 victory over the Detroit Lions.

Kelly Hall is Angry, Everybody

Kelly Hall

Kelly Hall, fiancee of Matthew Stafford, is not happy about Ndamukong Suh’s suspension. Maybe Kelly should leave the thinking and commentary to the rest of us.

Rodgers’ Injury: Six to Eight Weeks to Heal

Aaron Rodgers

We thought Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers would be at or near full strength when the team plays again. That’s not going to be the case.

Ohhhhhhh! Now Shawn Slocum is Extremely Frustrated!

Shawn Slocum

The Green Bay Packers just had their seventh kick blocked this season and special teams coach Shawn Slocum is really frustrated. Certainly, that will do a lot of good.

Shitbag Ndamukong Suh Suspended!

Ndamukong Suh trying to injure Aaron Rodgers

The NFL was swift in its justice, suspending shitbag Ndamukong Suh for the Detroit Lions’ next game. That happens to be a playoff game in Dallas. Whoops!

These are the Packers’ 2015 Opponents

Russell Wilson

Now that they’ve won the NFC North, we can add Dallas and Carolina to the list of the Green Bay Packers’ 2015 opponents. With the NFC West and AFC West, It’s not an easy slate.

Five More: Packers 30, Lions 20

Richard Rodgers

Here are five quick thoughts on the Green Bay Packers’ season-ending win over the Detroit Lions, including the emergence of DickRodge and more buffoonery.

Here’s Ndamukong Suh Trying to Injure Aaron Rodgers

Ndamukong Suh trying to injure Aaron Rodgers

Detroit Lions defensive tackle and all-world shit stain Ndamukong Suh intentionally tried to injury Green Bay Packers QB Aaron Rodgers on Sunday. Here’s the play.

Packers Gut Out Win Over Lions, Take Division

Micah Hyde

The Green Bay Packers, led by a battered Aaron Rodgers, gutted out a win over the hapless Detroit Lions for another division title and the No. 2 seed in the NFC.

Here’s a Handsome Offer

Detroit Lions suck

If the Detroit Lions beat the Green Bay Packers today, a Michigan bar is comping all of its customers’ tabs. Odds are, the bar has nothing to worry about.

Predictions: Detroit Lions at Green Bay Packers

Matt Stafford eats grass

The Detroit Lions visit the Green Bay Packers to try to win the NFC North and end one of the most obscene losing streaks ever. Here’s how we’re picking it.