Posts tagged Green Bay Packers

First Of All, Fuck The Lions

Greg Jennings

The Detroit Lions were supposed to challenge the Green Bay Packers on Thanksgiving, but they didn’t do shit. We got drunk and they failed as a contender.

Predictions: Packers vs. Lions

Total Packers writers take a look at today’s matchup between the Green Bay Packers and Detroit Lions. Here’s the straight dope!

TiVo Time: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Jordy Nelson

We break down the tape of the Green Bay Packers win over the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Here are the key plays, how they happened, who played well and who didn’t.

Packers Stock Sale: Here’s What We Know

There are a lot of questions surrounding the impending Green Bay Packers stock sale. The organization is being tight-lipped, but we do know a few things. Here’s the rundown.

Bears Anthony Adams Taunts Sick Kid

Chicago Bears defensive tackle Anthony Adams ran into a Green Bay Packers fan at a recent visit to a children’s hospital. What did he do? Take a look for yourself.

Scouting The San Francisco 49ers

Patrick Willis

We took a look at the San Francisco 49ers, the second-best team in the NFL, on Sunday. Here’s what we found out and how it might apply to a matchup with the Green Bay Packers.

Packers Beat Bucs In Underwhelming Fashion

Aaron Rodgers and Jordy Nelson

The Green Bay Packers remained undefeated by dispatching the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 35-26, but no one was terribly happy how it happened. The Packers defense was lackluster and the play calling could make your scratch your head. Here’s our take.

Predictions: Packers vs. Buccaneers

Josh Freeman

Total Packers writers take a look at the Green Bay Packers matchup with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Here are the key stats, players and what to look for, along with the predicted outcome.

TiVo Time: Minnesota Vikings

Clay Matthews

We take one more look at the Green Bay Packers pounding of the Minnesota Vikings by breaking down the tape. Here are the key plays, what made them work or what didn’t.

Welcome To The Phasing Out Of Ryan Grant

Ryan Grant

Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy wants to work rookie running back Brandon Saine into the offense more. At whose expense? Well, looking at the trends, it’s looks like Ryan Grant is on the way out.

Make Minnesota Vikings Fans Cry [Video]

There’s nothing awesome about a little girl crying… unless she’s crying because the Green Bay Packers stomped the Minnesota Vikings. We’re pretty sure this is what all Vikings fans look like after a loss.

Johnny Jolly Gets Hard Time

Johnny Jolly

Former Green Bay Packers defensive end Johnny Jolly sealed his fate with his third drug arrest. Today, he ran out of chances and he learned his punishment.

Jordy Nelson Is Good Because He’s White

Jordy Nelson

Green Bay Packers receiver Jordy Nelson is having a breakout season because of one simple factor — he’s white. That is, at least according to a couple of his teammates.

Around The League: Week 10 Review

After hemming and hawing a while, we decided to take a look around the NFL to see who the top teams are, who’s in the MVP conversation and who makes absolutely no sense. Here’s what we came up with.

You Knew We’d Hear From The ’72 Dolphins Sooner Or Later

The Green Bay Packers are undefeated through nine games and talk of a perfect season has already begun, which means the 72 Miami Dolphins were sure to start talking sooner or later. Well, they’ve started talking sooner.

A Tale Of Two (Or Three) Linebackers

A.J. Hawk

The Green Bay Packers starting inside linebackers, Desmond Bishop and A.J. Hawk, are exceeding expectations and underperforming, respectively. We take a look at the stats and compare those to former Packer Nick Barnett, who’s now with the Buffalo Bills.

Grades: Packers vs. Vikings

Clay Matthews

The Green Bay Packers kept their winning streak alive by giving a behind-the-woodshed-like beating to the hated Minnesota Vikings by the score of 45-7. This is by far going to be the best overall report card I’ve given to this point. Let’s take a look. QB: Aaron Rodgers was, again, artistic in his play, finishing 23-of-30 […]

Johnny Jolly: My Only Friend Was Codeine [Video]

Johnny Jolly

Former Green Bay Packers defensive end Johnny Jolly will appear in a segment on ESPN’s Outside the Lines, where he discusses his codeine addiction and reveals several new details about his life. Here’s a video preview of the story.

What Does Jermichael Finley Do Before Monday Night Football? [Photo]

Jermichael Finley

Green Bay Packers tight end Jermichael Finley is a strange duck. If you haven’t seen what he was up to before last night’s win over the Minnesota Vikings, take a look at this.

Adrian Peterson Couldn’t Run Because He Was Shitting Glass

Adrian Peterson

Minnesota Vikings fans are up in arms because tight end VIsanthe Shiancoe accused Lombardi’s Steakhouse of putting glass in running back Adrian Peterson’s food. Maybe that’s why he only ran for 51 yards last night.