Posts tagged Eugene Robinson

Guess What Michael Crabtree Did After 49ers Beat Packers

Michael Crabtree

San Francisco 49ers receiver Michael Crabtree went out and celebrated his team’s win over the Green Bay Packers in an allegedly repulsive way. We’re sure Randy Moss was involved.

This Is How The Steelers Prepare For The Super Bowl

Hines Ward

Hey, they’ve been in the Super Bowl a few times in recent years, so maybe the Pittsburgh Steelers don’t need to worry about the usual distractions. Maybe they have their own way of preparing. I’m sure if quarterback Ben Roethlisberger wasn’t engaged, he’d be out boozing and trying to rape hook up with some local […]

Underwood Won’t Be Charged With Sexual Assault, May Be Charged With Solicitation

Brandon Underwood

Never trust a whore. Those of us who dally in the arts — the art of picking up broads, that is — know it well, and now Green Bay Packers’ cornerback Brandon Underwood knows it, too. As expected, Underwood will not be charged with sexual assault, but he may be charged with solicitation of prostitution. […]