Posts tagged ESPN
Here’s Greg Jennings at the Super Bowl [Photos]
Feb 1st
About to be former Green Bay Packers receiver Greg Jennings is in New Orleans at the Super Bowl looking for a new team. Or something like that. Here are the pics.
Packers Have Awesome Uniforms, According to Some ESPN Guy
Aug 24th
ESPN lists rule. They can rank anything and are always spot on! Today, they’ve ranked uniforms and the Green Bay Packers score well. Here’s the breakdown of this important list.
Michelle Beadle Is Probably Screwing Someone On Packers [Video]
Aug 6th
ESPN’s Michelle Beadle denies it, but the evidence seems to indicate she’s having sex with Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews. There’s also a rumor she told Aaron Rodgers, “I just want to get fucked.” Rodgers did not comply.
Packers Get Five ESPY Nominations, No One Cares
Jun 28th
The ESPYs, ESPN’s concocted sports award show, is on par with the Xbiz Awards as far as I’m concerned. Oh, you don’t know what the Xbiz Awards are? Well, they’re the wannabe AVN Awards, which is essentially the Oscars of porn. So I guess that would make the Xbiz Awards the Golden Globes of porn. [...]
ESPN Determines What We Already Knew: Packers Best Sports Franchise
Jun 15th
ESPN The Magazine’s annual Best In Sports issue, which will hit the newsstands on Friday, has determined what we long knew to be true — the Green Bay Packers are the best franchise in sports. That’s right, not the NFL, but all of sports. How did they arrive at the obvious, you ask? The rankings [...]
Suck On That, Colin Cowherd!
Jan 13th
I’ve never had an issue with ESPN Radio and television personality Colin Cowherd until recently, but that’s mostly because I stopped listening to anything he had to say several years ago. Back then, I often listened to his morning radio show and I sometimes found him insightful and always felt he called it as he [...]
Anna’s Wish To Meet Packers Featured On Sunday NFL Countdown
Sep 11th
You know I hate posting press releases on here, but sometimes something comes along that even my cold, cold heart cannot ignore. This is one of those times and it demonstrates once again why the Green Bay Packers are the best organization in organizational history. On ESPN’s Sunday NFL Countdown (11 a.m.-1 p.m. ET), Anna’s [...]
Because They’re All Stupid Thugs In Minnesota
Aug 13th
You knew it was true and now, so does ESPN’s Chris Mortensen. I have to give Kyle credit for pointing this out, but if you watch this video on Mort’s visit to Minnesota Vikings training camp, you’ll notice at the end Mortensen mentions that someone stole all of the autographed decals off the side of [...]
Outside The Lines’ Look At Johnny Jolly And Purple Drank
Jun 30th
ESPN’s Outside The Lines recently took a look at Green Bay Packers defensive end Johnny Jolly’s trial for possession of codeine, and the rising popularity, particularly among athletes from Texas, of the drink Purple Drank. The segment doesn’t really say anything about Jolly we don’t already know, but it does shed a little light on [...]
Aaron Rodgers May Or May Not Be Banging Erin Andrews
Jun 24th
Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has done it again. Rodgers’ streak of pulling hot broads, including Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Julie Henderson and Lady Antebellum lead singer Hilary Scott, apparently remains intact. That’s right. No mediocre Green Bay pussy for my man ARod. According to reports, Rodgers has been getting close to ESPN sideline [...]
Rodgers Calls Bashing Of ESPN Inappropriate
Jun 10th
A lot of things we do are inappropriate, like telling the driver that just cut you off exactly what you think of him. That doesn’t necessarily make them wrong. Said driver may indeed lack intelligence, as you pointed out, but maybe that’s something that isn’t appropriate to note. So, when Green Bay Packers’ quarterback Aaron [...]
Aaron Rodgers Takes A Shot At ESPN
May 18th
Yes, this happened late last week, but sometimes we’re a little slow around here at Total Packers headquarters. For instance, when we’re hungover. Anyway, Green Bay Packers’ quarterback Aaron Rodgers took a little swipe at ESPN and specifically, football analyst Todd McShay, via Twitter. Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to watch film [...]
ESPN Fail!
Apr 23rd
It’s no secret that we have no love for ESPN and their so-called brand of “journalism” here at Total Packers. That is, with the exception of Erin Andrews, Rachel Nichols and Hannah Storm, who are some hot fucking broads whose lips may or may not be moving. And yeah, I know Hannah Storm is in [...]
The Great Brett Favre Standoff: ESPN vs. Fox Sports Deux
Jun 11th
It’s like two great fighters going up against each other, only they’re slinging words at each other rather than punches. And one of them is a bloated, arrogant behemouth that might be past his prime. I am, of course, speaking of the he said, she said commentary going back and forth between ESPN and Fox [...]
Fox Sports vs. ESPN Or The Non-Story That Was A Story
Oct 24th
As we all know by now, ESPN felt Favregate was a non-story. They even went so far as to circulate an internal memo telling staffers as much, and ordering them not to report on it, as Steffen detailed here. Then, when Brett Favre Almighty held his press conference on Wednesday to somewhat (lamely) deny he [...]
Packers vs. Colts Notes and Favre vs. Green Bay Becomes ESPN vs. Fox
Oct 21st
Before I get to the mind numbing douchebaggery that is the latest Brett Favre fiasco, let me share a few quick observations and opinions regarding the Green Bay Packers’ 34-14 dismantling of the Indianapolis Colts. Aaron Rodgers continues to impress the NFL world, Packers fans and most importantly, his teammates. Not only has he played [...]
Brett Favre Nightmare Scenario About to Come True?
Aug 5th
In what has become a regular theme over the past month, we are again getting jerked around by one of the following: the media, the Green Bay Packers brass, or the Brett Favre camp. As the media falls all over themselves to report on the latest development in the Brett Favre comeback story (read: Florio, [...]
Titletown Says ‘Fuck You, ESPN!’
Jul 24th
For some time the jokers at ESPN have been running a feature suggesting that the town laying claim to the name “Titletown” is actually up for debate. There were actually a list of nominees for the moniker. Let’s get this straight, assholes, there is only one city on the face of this planet know as [...]