Posts tagged Detroit Lions

Now Aaron Rodgers Is A System Quarterback

Matt Flynn

After backup Matt Flynn had success against the Detroit Lions on Sunday, some people suggested the Green Bay Packers starting quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, was a system quarterback. They’re idiots and we’re going to tell them about it.

Brad Jones Wastes Dude Who Runs On Field [Video]

A fan ran on the field while the Green Bay Packers were playing the Detroit Lions on Sunday. He made a pretty good show for himself. He actually had a good run around the field, whooped it up for a bit and then… the inevitable. He got wasted, but not by the cops. Packers linebacker […]

And Now On To More Important Things

Jordy Nelson

The Green Bay Packers beat the Detroit Lions in a wild shootout on Sunday in a meaningless game. Matt Flynn was a killer, but the Packers defense was weak. Here’s what we learned from a game that didn’t matter.

Surprise! The Lions Are Cheap

The Green Bay Packers seem to think the Detroit Lions are cheap… much like the rest of us. The Lions aren’t defending their actions, but the Packers sound like they’ll be ready on Sunday.

Packers Playing To Win, But What Does That Mean?

Aaron Rodgers

The Green Bay Packers plan on playing to beat the Detroit Lions in a meaningless week 17 game, but that doesn’t necessarily mean all the starters will play as much as they’re used to.

Packers Reportedly Untied Suh’s Shoes, Causing Stomp

A friend of Green Bay Packers offensive line coach James Campen says the coach told Evan Dietrich-Smith to untie Ndamukong Suh’s shoes whenever possible when the teams met on Thanksgiving. The theory is it’s what led Suh to snap and get kicked out of that game.

TiVo Time: Detroit Lions

Tramon Williams

We take one final, exhaustive look at the Green Bay Packers win over the Detroit Lions. Here are the key plays, who made them and who didn’t. This is the most in-depth look at the Packers Thanksgiving game anywhere.

Taiwanese Animation Takes On Suh Suspension [Video]

The folks from Taiwan who produces those crazy animated videos about current events have whipped one up covering the Ndamukong Suh suspension. It’s as odd as you think and we’ve got it.

Suh Gets Two Games For Stomping Dietrich-Smith

Detroit Lions shitbag Ndamukong Suh will get a two-game suspension for stomping Green Bay Packers guard Evan Dietrich-Smith. We’ve got the details and what it means to the Lions.

Suh Apologizes For Stomping Dietrich-Smith; Two-Game Ban Likely

Detroit Lions defensive tackle and all-around shitbag Ndamukong Suh has apologized for stomping the Green Bay Packers Evan Dietrich-Smith during Thursday’s game, but he’s still expected to be suspended for at least two games.

First Of All, Fuck The Lions

Greg Jennings

The Detroit Lions were supposed to challenge the Green Bay Packers on Thanksgiving, but they didn’t do shit. We got drunk and they failed as a contender.

Predictions: Packers vs. Lions

Total Packers writers take a look at today’s matchup between the Green Bay Packers and Detroit Lions. Here’s the straight dope!

Around The League: Week 10 Review

After hemming and hawing a while, we decided to take a look around the NFL to see who the top teams are, who’s in the MVP conversation and who makes absolutely no sense. Here’s what we came up with.

Detroit Lions Don’t Give Two Shits If You Don’t Like Nickelback

Nickelback

When the Green Bay Packers travel to Detroit for their Thanksgiving game against the Lions, you’re going to be treated to a halftime show featuring Nickelback, despite fan objections. That’s totally awesome, just like Nickelback’s music!

Nickelback To Play Packers/Lions Game? Not If Fans Can Help It

The NFL has tabbed Nickelback to play the Detroit Lions Thanksgiving tilt with the Green Bay Packers. Some fans in Detroit are trying to stop this obvious mistake before it happens. Here’s how you can help.

Around The League: Week Eight Review

Ben Roethlisburger

A look around the league at the midway point of the season. Here’s the weekly WTF, top 10 teams, and those players who are #winning and #losing. Guess who’s on top.

Tim Tebow Gets Tebowed After Sack

Stephen Tulloch Tebowing

Detroit Lions linebacker Stephen Tulloch goes Tebowing after sacking Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow. If you don’t know what we’re talking about, then here’s your need to know!

Around The League: Week Seven Review

Drew Brees

A look around the NFL after seven weeks. Here are the things that made us say what the fuck? We’ll give you the top teams, top players and a few idiots that make the game hard to watch.

Around The League: Week Six Review

Tom Brady

Here’s a look around the NFL after six weeks. Let us know what you think. Making statements San Francisco 49ers We called the Niners surprising last week, but we’ll call them legit this week. Jim Harbaugh’s team went into Detroit and took care of the Lions. They’re 5-1 and their victory in week six proved […]

Funny Or Die Presents Millenball

Millenball

Funny Or Die has given us the awesome tribute to the awesomeness that was Matt Millen when he ran the Detroit Lions. Based on Moneyball, Millenball sums up the Millen era nicely.